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Heather Graham Is Ageless!

Here’s ageless hottie Heather Graham heading in to film a segment on Extra . Honestly, I don’t know how she’s stayed looking this good for this long, but whatever it is, Heather really ought to consider donating her body to science. Or to me, for that matter. I mean, I’m sure both me and those scientists could make really good use of it, but I’d probably enjoy it a whole lot more. » view all 14 photos Photos: Fameflynet , PacificCoastNews

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Heather Graham Is Ageless!

Alexis Bellino’s Big “Real Housewife” Breasts

I don’t watch any of that Real Housewives Of Whatever crap, if I wanted to deal with broads who do nothing but complain and bitch all day I would have gotten married years ago, but after finding these shots of Alexis Bellino I might have to start. Obviously those massive glasses are covering up any evidence of her real age, but that body is looking really damn good. Look at that big tasty front meat. Awesome. I’d marry this chick for a few months. I don’t know what Team Alexis is all about, but I want to join. Call me.

More Elle Macpherson Bikini Hotness

I thought yesterday’s pictures of former supermodel Elle Macpherson hanging out on a boat in her bikini were pretty awesome, that fifty year old well aged booty got my attention, but these are even better. Here she is rocking yet another little European bikini on some rich douche’s fancy yacht. I want to live the life of a former supermodel, traveling around on a yacht in my speedo, getting drunk off some millionaire’s expensive wine and falling asleep in the sun. Sign me up, my belly needs some sun dammit!

Helena Christensen Bikini Pictures

For those of you not up to date on your former supermodel’s coming and goings, I thought I’d catch you up on one. Here’s ageless hottie Helena Christensen sunning that former supermodel body while on vacation somewhere. I’m just assuming she’s on vacation, it’s possible this is just the way retired supermodels live on a daily basis. I bet there’s some rich dude somewhere footing the bill. Worth every penny.