Little known fact that no one cares about – but I’ll tell you about it anyway – because that’s just the kind of repetitive old man with a very boring, depressing, repetitive life, filled with a fat wife who is never full and self medicating as I go through it because it makes shit more fun…. Is that Elle Macpherson is the first model I remember actively jerking off to. I mean it could have happened before her, I didn’t lose my jerking off virginity to her, because there was jerking off pre Elle Macpherson, but I was a 18 or 19 year old and got my hands on some 25th Anniversary video of Sports Illustrated Swim – which at the time was a big deal and she was in it – her first year…all cute and fun and Australian at the peak of Australian hype….1989 motherfuckers…a lifetime, not an exciting or good lifetime for me…but a pretty decent one for her as she’s married to some billionaire and still looks like a hot Elle Macpherson….in her fucking 50s..it’s just crazy but I’d like to say I called it…not that I followed the career that closely, but just comparing this Elle shoot and over all existence to my jerking off to her… makes it pretty fucking clear….always a goddess and forever…that her comeback tour may involve bringing my Elle Macpherson targeted cumming back…we’re so in sync, and she’s Justin Timberlake… Here’s her tits in a bra being flashed or soemthing – and I think I am still in love with her… A video posted by Elle Macpherson (@ellemacphersonofficial) on Oct 19, 2016 at 11:47pm PDT The post Elle Macpherson Comeback Tour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Elle Macpherson Comeback Tour of the Day
