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Figure Skater in Tight Leggings of the Day

Polina Edmunds bringing in the Figure Skating season strong…. Figure Skating, a sport I have jacked off to at least once, thanks to being from a pre-porn era of only having one TV channel because I preferred to spend my money on alcohol than Cable…and that one TV channel being Canadian would broadcast every Figure Skating competition on weekends….the time you’re laying on your couch hungover prepping to go out drinking again in a few hours…that downtime moment of asses being flashed in panty upskirts to choreographed song….athleticism but not overly athletic like those midget Gymnasts…still ladylike which you can’t find anywhere anymore, not even tennis….memories of being a pervert in a simpler time…. While now, these girls bring the slut off the ice as much as on the ice – making them worthy of jacking off to on all platforms…like this Polina Edmunds JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Figure Skater in Tight Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Avril Lavigne Album Cover Shoot of the Day

You are the skater boy….I said see ya later boy is the best way I can describe this photoshoot of Avril Lavigne, who in case you aren’t in your 40s, you will know was a fetish to perverts everywhere…so much so that when she was a teenager..she was exported from a mall in Canada to a mall in the USA…where she would live a decade and make a lot of money during that decade…as the embodiment of mall culture in America….despite her music being shit.. I guess an older, wiser, more sophisticated version of her has come out with a new Album…and this is the Album art…there are no weird hair color streaks, tattoos, EMO SCENE KID outfits, nipples, nudity…no “stripped” version of her…just a mom going to a PTA looking version of her since she is that age and may even have a kid with that Nickelback guy she married…. I feel obligated as Canadian owned media to cover some Canadian content I just wish it was more naked…I mean I don’t know how to write about a bitch in clothing anymore…there’s no nipples to caption and do my “voiceover” to…just totally uninspiring…which I guess you’d expect by the human embodiment of the mall… The post Avril Lavigne Album Cover Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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DurttyBoyz @ETCali Lands @AllHipHop Exclusive, Drops New Single “My Main” [LISTEN]

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Shout out to our very own ET of The Durtty Boyz for landing an exclusive with AllHipHop.com! The on-air personality and rapper has a new album coming soon titled Skater Chic featuring a host rap stars and has now introduced himself to the world under the name Benefit:  “I’m here for the people that deal with me, that […]

DurttyBoyz @ETCali Lands @AllHipHop Exclusive, Drops New Single “My Main” [LISTEN]

Sasha Cohen Assumes My Favorite Position

In case you were wondering, yup, Olympic figure skater Sasha Cohen is still flexible. I know the next Winter Olympics are a good two years away, but if Sasha needs any help training, I’m happy to lend my services. Sure, I can’t skate for shit, but these pictures gave me a few ideas for other ways to make sure Sasha stays limber. Call me. Related Articles: Figure Skater Sasha Cohen Blurry Stripper Pics Sasha Cohen Tight Bikini Pictures Sasha Cohen Needs A New Bikini Jenna Jameson Brings Out The Porno Boobs

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Sasha Cohen’s Sexy Bikini Tweet

I really hate to say it, but I think I’ve got Olympic fever. I just can’t stop watching it, who gives a crap about women’s taekwondo? Seriously? I seem to have it so bad that I’m even posting pictures of of winter Olympians. Here’s figure skater Sasha Cohen showing off her tight physique in a sexy little bikini Twitter picture. I like it. It looks like she could still do a few of those triple sow cows. Hot.

Sasha Cohen Olympic Bikini Pictures

With the London games just around the corner, in case you care about things like that, I thought I should profile an Olympic athlete. Here’s Sasha Cohen showing off her tight little bikini body in some sexy Twitter pictures. Alright so she’s a figure skater and not likely to be competing at the London games, but she’s in a bikini and she’s all I got so deal with it. I’m sure none of you care, she’s hot and probably very flexible. Enjoy.

Guess Which White Boy Natalie Nunn Is Letting Chop Down Her Bad Girl Cakes Now? [Video]

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‘DWTS’ Finalist Evan Lysacek Is ‘Not Somebody I’ll Root For’: Johnny Weir

Weir predicts Nicole Scherzinger will win ‘Dancing With the Stars’ finale tonight. By Jocelyn Vena Johnny Weir Photo: MTV News Cutthroat competition is a hallmark of Olympic figure skating. Who could forget that whole kneecap-whacking incident between Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan back in the mid-’90s? These days, the men are also proving to be highly competitive — on and off the ice. As figure skater and “Dancing With the Stars” finalist Evan Lysacek prepares for his last routine on Tuesday’s (May 25) show, fellow skater Johnny Weir has made it clear who he’ll be rooting for. “I don’t [Lysacek should win]. I think Nicole is much better,” Weir told MTV News Monday at the “Sex and the City 2” premiere in New York City. “Evan and I have kind of had a war of words over the past month or so, and he’s not somebody I’ll root for in anything. So, definitely no.” With Lysacek, Nicole Scherzinger and ESPN reporter Erin Andrews set to face off, Weir said he’ll cast his vote for the Pussycat Doll. Asked why he favored Scherzinger over his skating rival Weir responded: “She’s hotter.” But the skater known for his flashy ensembles noted that although Scherzinger seems to have the advantage, Lysacek does have an edge. “Evan’s a professional ice skater,” Weir said. “It’s kind of the same thing.” In the Nicole vs. Evan debate, it’s easy to forget that Andrews could also take home the disco-ball trophy. Still, Weir insisted the sports reporter isn’t really in the running. “No, it’s between Evan and Nicole,” he said. “And Nicole won’t fall down in a pair of seven-inch Louboutins. I think the others would.” Who do you think will win “DWTS?” Tell us in the comments! Related Photos The 2010 Cast Of ‘Dancing With The Stars’ The Evolution Of: Nicole Scherzinger Related Artists Nicole Scherzinger

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‘Dancing With The Stars’ Recap: Nicole Scherzinger, Evan Lysacek Keep Shining

Pussycat Doll and the Olympian are still miles ahead of other two stars in the semifinal round. By Kelley L. Carter Derek Hough and Nicole Scherzinger on “Dancing with the Stars” Photo: ABC For Monday night’s semifinals of “Dancing With the Stars,” the remaining couples had to compete in two rounds — ballroom and Latin — to impress judges. The performances resulted in a dead heat for first place between Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger and Olympian Evan Lysacek, who were both just one point shy of a total perfect score. The first couple to hit the floors was ESPN reporter Erin Andrews and partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy. Judge Len Goodman was impressed with their Viennese waltz. He told the duo that the fight for the finals is in effect. Bruno Tonioli commented on Andrews’ improvement. Tonioli caused a bit of confusion when he accidentally held up a 10 paddle — he meant to give them a 9 — and Chmerkovskiy mock fainted. For their second round, they danced the paso doble, and the judges weren’t too keen on Andrews’ solo at the beginning. Score: 56/60 Favorite Scherzinger and partner Derek Hough took the stage next, performing a rather flawless Argentine tango. Tonioli said the Pussycat Doll was like “a divine enchantress,” and Carrie Ann Inaba told the pop singer “what you are doing is incredible.” The duo scored a perfect 30/30 for their tango, and when they came back for their cha cha to Prince’s hit “Kiss,” they barely missed a beat. Goodman said without question, Scherzinger deserved to be in the finals. Score: 59/60 Cincinnati Bengals player Chad Ochocinco and partner Cheryl Burke chose the waltz for the ballroom round. Inaba told Ochocinco that he nailed the dance. Goodman seemed equally impressed, noting that the football star is the only celeb in the semifinals without any dance experience. They took on the samba for dance number two, a dance that judges said was the toughest of the night. Tonioli joked that after seeing Ochocinco dance with his shirt open, he “will never take my clothes off again!” Score: 52/60 Lysacek and his partner Anna Trebunskaya picked the foxtrot, trying to add the emotion the skater hadn’t yet expressed in dance. Tonioli was impressed, saying that he wasn’t aware that Lysacek had that kind of vitality in him. Inaba said that he was engaged the entire time, something that had been missing from his pristine dance moves. For their second time out, the couple did a paso doble that Tonioli called strong, yet artistic. Dance number two earned a perfect score, for a 59/60 total. Who do you think was the best on Monday night’s “Dancing With the Stars”? Share your reviews below. Related Photos The 2010 Cast Of ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Related Artists Nicole Scherzinger

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‘Dancing With The Stars’ Returns With Plenty Of Talent And Tears

Nicole Scherzinger earns top marks and Buzz Aldrin hits the low point in the dance competition’s premiere. By Josh Wigler Ashly Costa and Buzz Aldrin Photo: ABC Astronauts, athletes, actresses and more — if nothing else, the cast for the 10th season of “Dancing With the Stars” is diverse, and thankfully, they’re also filled with plenty of promise, judging by their first performances in a season premiere filled with laughs, tears and dropped jaws. Kicking the season off was NFL star Chad Ochocinco and partner Cheryl Burke with the cha-cha-cha, a dance Burke described as “fun and flirty, just like [Ochocinco].” Returning judges Len Goodman, Bruno Tonioli and Carrie Anne Inaba all agreed Ochocinco has great potential, with Goodman describing him as “a rough diamond” waiting to be sharpened. With a score of 18 out of 30, Ochocinco told new co-host and former “Dancing With the Stars” champion Brooke Burke that he felt good on the dance floor but still has “a long way to go.” Following Ochocinco was “Beverly Hills, 90210” veteran Shannen Doherty and partner Mark Ballas. Doherty revealed that she joined the show in support of her father, who is currently recovering from a stroke. Despite her best intentions, the actress was a self-described nervous wreck, but Ballas jokingly promised that he’d keep her nerves down and have antihistamine on hand. The pair, like Ochocinco and Burke, earned an 18 out of 30 but received compliments from the judges for showing “ease and elegance” in their performance of the Viennese Waltz. After the dance, Doherty tearfully said the proud expression on her father’s face was all she needed to feel accomplished. ESPN host Erin Andrews took the stage next alongside the outspoken Maksim Chmerkovskiy, who chastised Andrews during rehearsal: “My only pleasure in life is to bitch at people, and you’re taking it away!” Performing the cha-cha-cha, Andrews received a strong 21 out of 30, despite some criticism for lack of control over her arm and leg movements. Fresh off the heels of his stint on “The Bachelor,” Jake Pavelka traded in his rose for a pair of dance shoes alongside partner Chelsie Hightower, who said Jake would get a lot of votes from the female audience because “he’s hot.” The judges were torn on Jake’s performance, with Inaba saying he worked romance into his dance, while Bruno argued he was too rough. Despite the disagreement, Jake waltzed away with an admirable 20 out of 30. “Reno 911” star Niecy Nash, the next competitor, made it a point to flaunt her “jiggly parts” with the following mission statement: “I want to be the nice, thick, grown woman that stands in the front, not the chubby girl that sits in the back.” Alongside partner Louis Van Amstel, Nash impressed Inaba with a lot of sass and personality, but Goodman wasn’t as kind, going so far as to call the dance an uneventful and “flat” cha-cha-cha. Nash walked away with 18 out of 30, dedicating her performance to “thick girls everywhere.” Without the aid of his trademark ice skates, Olympic gold medalist Evan Lysacek braved the dance floor with his partner Anna Trebunskaya. Lysacek acknowledged that his experience as a skater could prove beneficial, but he had trouble acclimating to certain spin styles during rehearsal. Even with these difficulties acknowledged, Lysacek scored the second-best result of the evening with 23 out of 30. Goodman praised the skater for his musicality and elegance but agreed with the other judges that he needed to work on his “clumsy feet.” Lysacek’s clumsy feet were hardly problematic compared to world-renowned astronaut Buzz Aldrin’s own difficulties. Although Aldrin received loving tributes from colleagues in space, all three judges agreed that the spacewalker’s moves needed some work. “How can I possibly criticize a hero and a legend, but I have to do my job,” Tonioli offered before he and the judges bestowed Aldrin with a 14 out of 30, the lowest score of the evening. Aldrin accepted the result gracefully, declaring: “I’m looking forward to the future.” The lowest-ranked performance of the evening was swiftly followed by the highest, as Pussycat Dolls singer Nicole Scherzinger and partner Derek Hough blew the judges away with their Viennese Waltz. Tonioli described the performance as having “startling finesse,” while Inaba said Scherzinger and Hough set the bar for the rest of season 10. Goodman was much less impressed, telling Scherzinger she needed to work on her finesse. Despite the criticism, the pair managed an impressive 25 out of 30, the best score of the night. If Scherzinger set the bar for the competition, “All My Children” actor Aiden Turner completely missed it. Along with partner Edyta Sliwinska, who finished in last place during last season’s competition, Turner failed to impress the judges with his cha-cha-cha set to the tune of “Hungry Like the Wolf.” Inaba enjoyed Turner’s approach and bravado but felt he and his partner didn’t hit the mark. “I gave it my all,” he sighed after receiving a score of 15 out of 30. “The crowd had my back, but it’s nerve-racking out there.” Kate Gosselin, tabloid target and mother of eight, was the next star to grace the dance floor with longtime “Dancing With the Stars” competitor Tony Dovolani. Performing the Viennese Waltz, Gosselin revealed that her eight children laughed at her when they found out she’d be performing in the dancing competition. The judges didn’t join Gosselin’s eight in mocking the reality star, but they did acknowledge that she would have her work cut out for her in order to go deep into the contest. Gosselin left the stage with 16 out of 30, declaring that while she feels honored to be part of the series, she’s equally “glad that it’s over and glad that my kids can rest easy tonight.” Finishing the first night of competition was “Baywatch” actress Pamela Anderson and partner Damian Whitewood with the cha-cha-cha. True to her reputation, Anderson performed aggressively and sexually with Whitewood, tearing his shirt open midway into the dance and chewing on his hand afterward. “I can only think of sex, sex, sex, the dirtier the better,” assessed Tonioli before he and the judges gifted Anderson with a final score of 21 out of 30. Because the votes and scores will be combined with next week’s results, none of the 11 dancers are in imminent danger of expulsion from the dance competition. While there were certainly some fits and starts, nearly every competitor exhibited an enviable amount of enthusiasm, personality and, in many cases, skill. Without a doubt, this season of “Dancing With the Stars” will be one to watch. Who was your favorite dancer? Are you excited for this season of “Dancing With the Stars”? Sound off in the comments! Related Photos The 2010 Cast Of ‘Dancing With The Stars’

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