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Ashley Wagner Nude Figure Skater for ESPN Body of the Day

Her name is Ashley Wagner – she’s a naked figure skater… I am Canadian, so by definition of being Canadian, in what is a right of passage for being a Canadian, at least it was a right of passage back in the days before the internet, when I was too broke to have cable TV, but I got the one local Canadian channel, that would play figure skating every SUNDAY…for my hungover pervert ass to jerk off to…because lets face it….short skirts, panty flashes, athleticism…..that looks better in their creepy Jon Benet outfits..than naked…but this Ashley Wagner chick is naked…NAKED.. The post Ashley Wagner Nude Figure Skater for ESPN Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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You'll Never Believe Margot Robbie's Transformation for 'I, Tonya'

The upcoming film about fallen figure skater Tonya Harding required Margot to get, err, a little puffy – in every sense of the word. … read more

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Taylor Swift Left Freezing New York To Get Ice Cream And Chill With Her BFFs In Catalina

By now we’re all familiar with the inner circle of Swfiftie besties like Lorde and Jaime King who the singer keeps by her side at almost all times. But it looks like sister trio Haim are definitely cementing their place in the T-Swift hierarchy, along with figure skater Gracie Gold. Last night, Taylor took to… Read more »

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Sasha Cohen Bikini Pic of the Day

Has anyone ever jerked off to a figure skater before? I have. There was a time before internet when I didn’t have cable, and the one channel my antenna picked up played figure skating every fucking Sunday in winter…I live in Canada…winter sports always win… so I had limited options, and those little athletic things in skirts flipping around…were all I had…panty flashes, camel toes…I mean when the men in the sport may be gay, and the concept gay, but when you break it down to panty flashes it makes fucking sense… Retired figure skater Sasha Cohen posted this picture of herself in a bikini on Facebook. I guess to show you that she’s ripped…I like to think she is doing this for her fans, or maybe it’s for her coach who trained her real good from a young age to be a champion….you know how these sports go…filled with sex offence…

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Ashley Wagner Figure Skater in a Bikini of the Day

Ashley Wagner won an Olympic Bronze and Now she’s in a white bottom bikini – the kind that gets see through when wet on Vacation…showing off her fit, figure skating body… She is really not cute, I mean her face is pretty fucking mangled, which I guess doesn’t really have anything to do with her success as a figure skater…. Her body is athletic, ripped, flat chested and the kind of thing her closet case figure skating partner could likely have sex with with ease…because if he closes his eyes he can pretend the broad fit shoulders are that of a dainty man… I am not a hater, I mean she’s your nation hero, even though I think a nation hero is less about a bronze medal and more about a gold.. I also have a soft spot for figure skaters because I am from Canada and it’s something people do that is televised on the one socialist channel we get, that on more than one occasion I’ve jerked off to, thanks to panty flashes all day everyday… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Sasha Cohen Does Some Bikini Gymnastics of the Day

Sasha Cohen is some Olympic figure skater who loves being in her bikini. This time she’s spiced it up with some YOGA poses in her bikini. Which is convenient, cuz I’ve been masturbating to Yoga girls on Instagram for the last month. It is my new hardcore porn, because there’s something nice about a contained body in spandex doing poses that are unnatural but amazing…especially when fantasizing about fucking them in that pose… So like this was figure skating on a Sunday when hungover, with all the panty flashing, camel toe and athleiticism, and I’d be willing to jerk off to it…fit, tight, bendy….awesome. Time to join the Yoga for the health benefits, but more importantly to stare at farting, tight asses.

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Sasha Cohen Needs A New Bikini

I’ve actually been posting quite a few pictures of Olympian Sasha Cohen over the last little while, figure skaters are hot, but I think it’s time she spends a little cash and updates her bikini. Seriously, every time it’s the same thing. I guess I shouldn’t really complain, it looks pretty damn good on her, but variety is the spice of life. A thong might be nice. Just a suggestion.

Sasha Cohen’s Sexy Bikini Tweet

I really hate to say it, but I think I’ve got Olympic fever. I just can’t stop watching it, who gives a crap about women’s taekwondo? Seriously? I seem to have it so bad that I’m even posting pictures of of winter Olympians. Here’s figure skater Sasha Cohen showing off her tight physique in a sexy little bikini Twitter picture. I like it. It looks like she could still do a few of those triple sow cows. Hot.

Chloe Moretz Is Still Underage

I thought you perverts would be looking for your daily dose of underage chicks, so I’ve got these pictures of Chloe Moretz walking through the airport for you… I’m going to jail aren’t I?

Kelly Brook Busts Out The Golden Globes

I told you yesterday that I’d have more pictures of Kelly Brook at the Cannes Film Festival , and sometimes I’m a man of my word. Here she is hamming it up for the cameras in some weird figure skater like costume. I don’t get it either, but she’s hot so I don’t care. These are by no means as sexy as the shots of the busty Brit’s massive breasts falling out of that weird bathing suit, but I see cleavage and that’s all I need. Enjoy.