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Megan Fox Plastic Face of the Day

Nothing says boxing day, I don’t know if there is Boxing day in the USA, it’s I guess our Black Friday, a day to get deals or to return the shitty gifts your granny got you, and I figure that the best way to celebrate Boxing Day is looking at pictures of Megan Fox…..who looks like she’s a plastic doll that you’d find in a box, but not in a good way, more in a corpse that has been filled up with embalming fluid that it has a resemblance to what it once was for all the people in the funeral home to remember her by…but what do you expect from some overhyped tits from Hollywood…who didn’t ever have any talent and were never hardly compelling…I mean she coulda done the Jessica Alba and create a billion dollar business with her fame and other people’s business skills….or in her case pump out a dozen kids with the dude from 90210….and girl is just trying to stay hot…it’s not her fault she’s jacking up her face like she always had…keeping up appearances when you’re aged as fuck takes face injections….and lots of it…this is the embodiment of that…but I guess you could go on social media and see all the girls doing the Megan Fox better than Megan fox is cuz they aren’t in their 40s… The post Megan Fox Plastic Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Davinci’s Black Friday and Cyber Monday Deals Brings Girls Vaping of the Day

We’ve partnered up with DAVINCI VAPORIZERS ….. they are premium dry herb vaporizers …who in this world of vaping, are one of the best companies out there according to me, which may or may not have any validity or truth, but they look cool….and so do the people using them….. Vapes, that shit is just like candy, so any hooker I recruit for sex, I encourage to be a chronic vape smoker….so discreet….even though weed is legal in Canada…and who the fuck wants their hookers to be rolling joints before rolling my balls in their mouth…. That’s my relationship with vapes, this shit is discreet, no one will smell you coming through….but you may have your own, maybe you use your vapes to get high, maybe you like standing on the street corner like that asshole telemarketer who wouldn’t get out of my damn way, for an afternoon vape…using what looked like a fucking brick as a vape…while he should be fucking with the people at DAVINCI VAPORIZERS BLACK FRIDAY DEALS …their vapes have style… I don’t have the answer..but I have vape deals for you MEDICINAL MARIJUANA users…. They have a small one called the MIQRO, and another one and a bunch of deals so get you INSANE VAPORIZER DEALS AT DAVINCI CLICK HERE IT IS BLACK FRIDAY FUCKERS….why wait in line, wrestle or get shot at the retail level…order from your fucking HOME…. So whether you vape or not, you can get someone you like a vaporizer….it’s Christmas and they are less harmful that actual cigarettes…while being a fun way to get high…the people have decided…. Get All Kinds of DEALS DEALS DEALS! CLICK HERE There are cyber Monday deals….that are opening up soon. I know you’re excited about it…I believe you are excited about it….be excited about it…. CLICK HERE . The post Davinci’s Black Friday and Cyber Monday Deals Brings Girls Vaping of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariel Winter Pussy Print in Leggings of the Day

When looking at these Ariel Winter, the pig from Primetime TV, I thought to myself, shit she looks like she’s slimmed down finally, maybe she’s stopped eating, emotionally filling that void left when her mother first sold her at a young age for money…instead of just letting her be a normal kid…. I was like her thighs aren’t rubbing together as much as they used to, she’s got what could be confused for LEAN lines…but then I realize she’s probably just top heavy, like a cartoon character, with skinny legs, the look you’ve seen on cops everywhere, just a big round upper body on a set of toothpicks…but with this oversized shirt we can’t be too sure…but we can be sure of one thing and that is that her vagina is clearly still hungry…making up for her dieting by eating everything around it. I guess the fact that she was fat in the first place, despite that she’s on TV, all while the internet makes fun of her for it, it’s all over instagram comments, which is why sites like this don’t matter….makes it easy to stay motivated in her weight loss…she has a team of people to keep her off the craft services table…so her getting fat confusing to begin with…like starve yourself girl…it’s better for your career….not real excuse… But I guess the question you are all asking….is “BUT WHAT ABOUT HER FAT TITS THAT GREW BACK AFTER BEING CHOPPED OFF – WHAT HAPPENS TO THEM” …only time will tell…friends… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ariel Winter Pussy Print in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashley Ellefson Topless Photoshoot of the Day

CHRISTMAS IS COMING THE GOOSE IS GETTING FAT….Here’s a bitch named ELF-SON – showing her tits for you to WHACK….. That’s as good as my Christmas carolling goes, it’s not even American Thanksgiving, or what you self involved assholes call THANKSGIVING yet…but it’s almost time…that’s just around the corner…get that TURKEY fucking stuffed like it was Ashley Graham….get those Self Defense lessons in before th Black Friday hustle…you know wrestle for TVs you can just buy online…idiots… Point being..the son of an ELF is a huge responsibility….and she’s doing the family proud, like so many nude models before them, letting their dad see what his sperm made back when his love for tits led to him getting up in it and not pulling out, now responsible for a pair himself… And that’s the end of this post. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ashley Ellefson Topless Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Woman Loses in on Mall Santa and Other Videos of the Day

Crackhead Tweakers Have a Black Friday Brawl Gnarly Black Friday Fight Movie Star Tit Slip High on Crystal Teenager Stabbed to Death Bum Fights! The post Woman Loses in on Mall Santa and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Senior Citizen Nicole Murphy in Leggings of the Day

Old Black Ass…in some Leggings for Black Friday… The most racist day in White America… I went over this already – it is in the Morning Hangover Dump….about how the corporations designed a day for black people by giving them crazy discounts..to buy the shit the white people tell them about on TV…don’t make me try to write this joke out a second time – it isn’t that funny or interesting….or as fun as wrestling for a toaster… While this black ass, Nicole Murphy, Eddie’s ex wife…who is richer than 99.9% of the white people, or all humans really, so she doesn’t need to do no black Friday wrestling over a toaster shit… But I figure old lady in leggings, ex Model ass…. Here are some pics… The post Senior Citizen Nicole Murphy in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Old Man Sucking Wife’s Tit Over Facetime and Other Videos of the Day

Topless Protest….. Snake in a Train Skateboarding Dog Angry Stripper for Black Friday… COOL – Plane Windows that Open… Dude Jerking off at the Mall for Black Frida TODAY in MALL BRAWLS Another one from Walmart One More…. Black Friday Fights!! The post Old Man Sucking Wife’s Tit Over Facetime and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Get Your Girl a Tighter Pussy for Christmas of the Day

Girls get older, they make babies, and their pussies just don’t stay the same age. Like anything shit needs work…diet and exercise – which is why we partnered up with our friends at LoveLife who sent us up a few samples of this KEGEL training device that has pressure measuring control and personal training programs – strictly designed – for women to insert in themselves to train their PC muscles to get stronger, tighter, and capable of grabbing things when her hands are pre-occupied doing laundry, the dishes, making dinner, and all other things wives, moms, girlfriends, do when they aren’t cheating on your pathetic misogynistic ass…. I gave the samples to a mom, I put one in my ass to test it, felt good, and the other to some girl who always talks about how big her vagina is….and all were very excited to get their pussy fitness on…. Now the real winner in a PC MUSCLE KEGEL app and device is the person your wife or girl in your life who you’ve neglected for so long is actually having sex with, but it will make her happy and as they say a happy wife / happy life – so you might as well get her something that improves her life today – Black Friday – The first day of Christmas Shopping… I don’t know about you – but I like tight pussy….so GET THE FLOPPY MOM PUSSY – OR REALLY ANY PUSSY IN YOUR LIFE – AN APP AND DEVICE TO TIGHTEN THE SHIT – SO THAT YOUR SMALL DICK FINALLY FEELS SOMETHING – NOT THAT SHE EVEN FUCKS YOU HERE The post Get Your Girl a Tighter Pussy for Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Did The Term “Black Friday” Really Come From Slavery? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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Even though the hysteria is over, The Rickey Smiley Morning Show is still discussing Black Friday! Often people wonder where the term came from- did it really originate…

Did The Term “Black Friday” Really Come From Slavery? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Did The Term “Black Friday” Really Come From Slavery? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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Even though the hysteria is over, The Rickey Smiley Morning Show is still discussing Black Friday! Often people wonder where the term came from- did it really originate…

Did The Term “Black Friday” Really Come From Slavery? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]