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Fat Chick Ambassador’s Pandering to Fat Chicks Stripping on the Subway Video of the Day

Apparently, her name is Iskra Lawrence and she strips on the subway for the sake of generating attention to herself and her cause – which is really just an angle that she’s maximized on – and that she’s got 2.8 million followers from angling herself this way. She’s just decided to intellectualize her wanting to get naked, because she’s not even that fat, she’s just got a fat ass and fat legs, something I am sure rappers would fucking love… So listening to her rant…is fucking irritating…especially when her social media looks like this: I mean she’d have to angle it to be a bigger cause, activist, add a story to why you want everyone to see your fat ass. It’s all pretty fucking irritating, and a reminder of why whoever let women speak out, vote, and share their whining and annoying opinion back in the day failed us all…because as we all know…women fucking whine all the fucking time…it’s just so weird that pussy or sticking our dicks in pussy allow us to endure this painful fucking part of who they are… I mean, I call stripping on the subway to give some rant – totally fucking shameless and a cry for attention – and anyone who thinks her message is anything deeper than the way she conveys that message…is probably a fat chick jealous of her stripping down…. 95% of her pics are fetish – and something dudes who like thick legs and asses with a small waist can and probably do jerk off to…so keep up the ROLE MODELING you fetish model…. This don’t body shame, love your body shit is so silly….but this one’s cashing the fuck in – so why let that die….keep it going….girl… A video posted by Iskra lawrence????? (@iskra) on Nov 19, 2016 at 6:30am PST More…..of her lie… A video posted by Iskra lawrence????? (@iskra) on Oct 28, 2016 at 8:36am PDT The post Fat Chick Ambassador’s Pandering to Fat Chicks Stripping on the Subway Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Get Your Girl a Tighter Pussy for Christmas of the Day

Girls get older, they make babies, and their pussies just don’t stay the same age. Like anything shit needs work…diet and exercise – which is why we partnered up with our friends at LoveLife who sent us up a few samples of this KEGEL training device that has pressure measuring control and personal training programs – strictly designed – for women to insert in themselves to train their PC muscles to get stronger, tighter, and capable of grabbing things when her hands are pre-occupied doing laundry, the dishes, making dinner, and all other things wives, moms, girlfriends, do when they aren’t cheating on your pathetic misogynistic ass…. I gave the samples to a mom, I put one in my ass to test it, felt good, and the other to some girl who always talks about how big her vagina is….and all were very excited to get their pussy fitness on…. Now the real winner in a PC MUSCLE KEGEL app and device is the person your wife or girl in your life who you’ve neglected for so long is actually having sex with, but it will make her happy and as they say a happy wife / happy life – so you might as well get her something that improves her life today – Black Friday – The first day of Christmas Shopping… I don’t know about you – but I like tight pussy….so GET THE FLOPPY MOM PUSSY – OR REALLY ANY PUSSY IN YOUR LIFE – AN APP AND DEVICE TO TIGHTEN THE SHIT – SO THAT YOUR SMALL DICK FINALLY FEELS SOMETHING – NOT THAT SHE EVEN FUCKS YOU HERE The post Get Your Girl a Tighter Pussy for Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Genius Pipes Shoot Because Black Friday Lives Matter of the Day

We’ve been working with the smart people at GENIUS PIPES for the last month – and it’s been a magical experience, even for me, who doesn’t even smoke weed, it’s called DRUNKENSTEPFATHER you know…DRUNKEN…but I can still appreciate getting fucked up…and I can also appreciate legalizing natural substances that are healthier than legalized booze and tobacco…so I am a fan of everything weed…. I am also a fan of girls getting half naked and posing with products for our friend ImageFolio because if you’re going to shop for great product, especially on Black Friday, it should be mandatory that the store clerks dress like this amazingness… Her name is @ilvykokomo – and she’s pretty fucking amazing on all fronts…she’s from Latvia, a country that I’ve been told has the hottest, most amazing women, but none quite as lovely as this magic and is worth visiting, not that she still lives in Latvia, but respect where she’s come from…and where she’s going….because she is everything…. Here are the pics….. Now – get yourself a GENIUS PIPE!! USE SECRET CODE – stepforum – FOR A DISCOUNT FIND OUT MORE NOW There’s more, here’s a video they put out that got 10,000,000 views on Facebook, so people clearly like it…. The KEY POINTS about the Genius Pipe are: 1- NO COUGH GUARANTTEE 2- THIN AND DISCREET 3- PACK A BOWL AND SMOKE 4- SUPER STRONG 5- WATERLESS FILTRATION 6- PRESERVES ALL FLAVOR 7 – MOST IMPORTANTLY USE SECRET CODE – stepforum – FOR A DISCOUNT GET YOURS NOW So if that’s not enough reason to get one…..you’re obviously a useless person who doesn’t know good when you see it… USE SECRET CODE – stepforum – FOR A DISCOUNT CHECK IT OUT NOW The post Genius Pipes Shoot Because Black Friday Lives Matter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Exploding Whale or Kate Upton Beach Photoshoot of the Day

When I first saw this video I thought it was Kate Upton “bikini” model following her leader and “Anna Nicole Smithing” Herself…you know eating herself to death…only to explode during an SI shoot because SI hasn’t got the memo that bitch is a pig and they still think she sells magazines to people who think she’s hot…who also are people who don’t have computers…and in this generation people with no computers are the people who would find her hot..backwoods inbred illiterate hicks…it’s the only thing that makes sense. Turns out it’s just a whale exploding. It makes me want to do the deadly snake dance

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Exploding Whale or Kate Upton Beach Photoshoot of the Day

When I first saw this video I thought it was Kate Upton “bikini” model following her leader and “Anna Nicole Smithing” Herself…you know eating herself to death…only to explode during an SI shoot because SI hasn’t got the memo that bitch is a pig and they still think she sells magazines to people who think she’s hot…who also are people who don’t have computers…and in this generation people with no computers are the people who would find her hot..backwoods inbred illiterate hicks…it’s the only thing that makes sense. Turns out it’s just a whale exploding. It makes me want to do the deadly snake dance

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Kelly Brook Playboy Cover, Photos: Unveiled!

It’s been five years since Kelly Brook was named by FHM as the Sexiest Woman in the World. Now, in an attempt to regain such a billing, the British bombshell is posing naked in the latest issue of Playboy . But she says the decision wasn’t easy because she isn’t exactly a spring chicken. “I was a little self-conscious about the Playboy shoot because I look at the other girls in the magazine and they’re just so perfect,” Brooke tells the magazine, adding: