I don’t think Ines Melia or Juliette Do really matter, or that these photos are produced by the creator / owner / hipster icon Olivier Zahm from Purple Magazine… I don’t think it matters what the brand of lingerie that put this together is…. I do think that the fact that there is bush is fucking iconic, amazing, I love pubic hair and always have and feel that guys who don t are weird pedo faggots… I do think the fact that sheer lingerie is actually sheer in the catalog, you know show the product for what it is, like it was the Sears catalog in the 70s we all jerked off to, that couldn’t afford to airbrush out the nipples at least not fully… Because underwear that is sheer, should have bush that is visible and I’m just made it is not bigger…thicker…matted…wetter…but loving it none the less….good job guys…keep up the good work.. The post Ines Melia & Juliette Dol by Olivier Zahm of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Baywatch proves that not all 20 year old things are good… I get that Hollywood is running out of ideas. I get that Hollywood likes to play off nostalgia, it worked in the past, let’s try it again, for a new market – that doesn’t even go to the movies….by making it into a movie… I think it was a shitty TV show, obviously I used to watch it in a pre-porn era – to see Pam Anderson’s clown tits but now they are putting it together with new pussy…that isn’t really that eventful, but that has a trailer… I guess they don’t realize that tits can be found everywhere, it is called instagram…we don’t need shitty storylines to go along with our tits….even the bitches in this are naked all over the place…garbage..but the Rock is in it so people are probably pumped on that…40 year old people…because anyone under 40 DOESN’T Give a fuck about this garbage…unless they want to be reminded that Hollywood is pretty fucking dead… They didn’t pay me for this – but they should have… The post Baywatch Trailer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think the fact that Courtney Stodden is still getting invited to events…is a Christmas Miracle…his miscarriage…probably also a Christmas miracle, maybe not to her…assuming it was a miscarriage and not just an abortion….but whatever it was it she was great at leveraging it into some weird fucking content….and here she is doing Christmas the only way Christmas should be done…all Mrs Claus stripper / themed hooker – something she’s good a doing, which isn’t saying much because most sex workers are, it doesn’t really take all that much effort to find the sluttiest Santa outfit for the one event you’ve been asked to attend…that shows off your clown tits you spent good money on…. She’s ridiculous, and for some reason, the real obvious shameless bitches are the more honest ones, it’s the fakes who pretend they aren’t being shameless but instead rationalizing it in their minds as being fabulous and desirable…making her a better experience…than an Em Rat Cow… The post Courtney Stodden Christmas Miracle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I got in an argument with a gangster rapper yesterday because I told him that Hip Hop doesn’t exist, it is just the WWF of music, with scandals and drama that is all staged and directed by marketing execs because too much money is at stake….I tried to explain that it is all pop music and that it is about as hard as my limp dick everytime I try to throw rope at my wife who is both disusting to look at, disgusting to listen to, disgusting to smell, and disgusting to touch…disgusting on all 5 fucking senses…making boners a challenge even for the most seasoned and experienced pervert who only needs dampness and an irrelgular heartbeat to get off….. I think the fact that Kesha is on the cover of Vibe, a Hip Hop bible…is further proof to my fucking point. Here are the pics…
It would be so easy to mock Candice Swanepoel’s boyfriend for his choice in underwear bathing suits, but really I don’t think bathing suit choices affect your sexuality, and I think the fact his bangs Candice Swanepoel and has her locked down, makes him pretty confident as the leader of all men….straight isn’t even an issue…even if his dick was in the mouth of 4 dudes shooting a gay porn at a gay pride party high on GHB in these pics…he has more game than you….so faggy underwear bikini bottoms or not…the focal point of these pics are his girlfriend’s hot model ass being jacked up by her bikini….if you know what I mean… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
‘The Devil Inside,’ ‘Beauty and the Beast 3-D’ and ‘The Grey’ also arrive this month. By Kara Warner Mark Wahlberg and Ben Foster in “Contraband” Photo: Universal Pictures As far as excitement for brand-new movie releases goes, January is not a month film fanatics expect to deliver them major blockbusters, award contenders or other assorted cinematic events. The first month of the year falls into one of two seasons of studio dumping grounds: the late summer and winter months during which movie studios typically unveil their most forgettable fare. There are exceptions, of course, and being the optimistic movie fans we are, we always hold out hope. Without further ado, here’s a rundown of January’s new releases and our guesses at their box-office potential. January 6 The lone new release this week is “The Devil Inside,” an R-rated thriller that revolves around a daughter’s quest to find out the truth behind her mother’s institutionalization. Is she mentally ill or demonically possessed? Our guess is a little bit of both. Fun fact: Director/editor Brent Bell and producer Matt Peterman shot the movie guerrilla/ found-footage style, making the film almost entirely outside the studio system on a shoestring budget. Prediction : Horror fans, particularly those who made “Paranormal Activity 3” a $100 million box-office success story , will flock to this one. January 13 The second week of the month pits an action flick vs. two family-friendly films, only one of which is actually “new.” “Contraband” is an action thriller about a retired smuggler (Mark Wahlberg) who has to return to his criminal ways in order to save his family from harm. Think “Gone in 60 Seconds” set in New Orleans with smugglers instead of car thieves. In contrast, “Joyful Noise” has all the elements of a schmaltzy warm fuzzy. A small-town church choir struggles to find its “joyful” voice when its directors (Queen Latifah and Dolly Parton) clash over methods for how the choir can beat the odds and win a national competition. Finally, Disney will release its revamped 3-D version of 1992 Best Picture Oscar nominee “Beauty and the Beast.” Prediction : The NFL playoffs might keep the “Contraband” target audience at home, leaving the family-friendly flicks to dominate the box office. “Beauty and the Beast” will take the weekend. Latifah and Parton’s movie magnetism are no match for the “tale as old as time.” January 20 The latter half of the month is all about action and intrigue. January 20 marks the release of the George Lucas-produced “Red Tails,” the first Lucasfilm production since 1994’s “Radioland Murders” that is not associated with the “Indiana Jones” or “Star Wars” franchises. The film is based on the true story of a group of African-American pilots, commonly referred to as the Tuskegee Airmen, who served in World War II. “Underworld: Awakening,” the fourth film in the franchise, was shot in 3-D with fancy new Red Epic digital cameras and takes place after “Underworld: Evolution”; Kate Beckinsale reprises her role as former Death Dealer Selene. Finally, “Haywire” features MMA fighter-turned-actress Gina Carano as a black ops super soldier double-crossed in the line of duty who then sets out to exact revenge on those who betrayed her. Prediction : This one’s a tossup. We’re giving the edge to “Tails” for its PG-13 rating, the “based on a true story” factor and the slightly broader appeal that comes with it. January 27 It’s the star-studded heist thriller “Man on a Ledge” vs. the Liam Neeson-led survival thriller “The Grey,” vs. “One for the Money,” based on Janet Evanovich’s best-seller of the same name. Sam Worthington, Elizabeth Banks, Anthony Mackie, Jamie Bell, Ed Harris and Ed Burns give “Ledge” an edge in star power, adding intrigue to a film that seems to be a fun twist on the typical heist formula. “Grey” holds appeal for the man vs. man, man vs. nature, man vs. animal aspects. “One for the Money” will definitely draw book clubs and fans of star/producer Katherine Heigl. Prediction : Shooting for the moon and solely because we believe in the power of Liam Neeson’s post-“Taken” and “Unknown” bankability, our money is on “The Grey” to edge out “Ledge” and “Money.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com . Related Photos 2012 January Movies
Middle Jonas Brother tells MTV News the Big Apple ‘is unlike anywhere in the world.’ By Jocelyn Vena Nick Jonas Photo: MTV News Nick Jonas kicks off his rehearsals for his starring role in “How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying” this week. The role means that the singer/actor has relocated to the Big Apple for his run in the hit Broadway show. But, Nick is no New York newbie, having previously starred in several other musicals. And, he admits that he’s excited to get back into a New York state of mind. “Favorite thing about New York? I think the fact that it’s all here all on this island — well in Manhattan, at least — and it’s just an amazing city,” he told MTV News. “The energy here is unlike anywhere in the world, and so many creative and talented people in this city and so many people that are passionate about theater and the arts and the things I’m really passionate about. Being around those people inspires me in so many ways. I think it’s one of those places that you have to live in once in your life and I’m blessed to be here.” Jonas will pick up where both “Harry Potter” himself, Daniel Radcliffe, and “Glee” star Darren Criss left off as the show’s very own J. Pierrepont Finch . And in the weeks leading up to his opening night on January 24, Nick plans on not only rehearsing, but also carving out a place for himself in NYC. “I think I’m really looking forward to setting up my world here,” the 19-year-old New Jersey native explained. “I’ve had the opportunity, this last year spending more time in L.A. and being based there primarily, to kind of build a community of friends and have that whole atmosphere. And I hope to do the same here and hopefully have my friends come out and visit me here.” For Nick’s L.A. friends wondering if he’ll have any time for you now that he’s on the East Coast, he’s got this message for you: “I’ve got a guest bedroom, so I’ll be able to have some friends over to stay.”
I know that the 80′s look is back in style these days and I normally can’t stand it, stupid hipsters ruining my good memories, but when a hot piece of ass like Kelly Brook decided to break out her tight pink denims and a crop top I’m all for it. I think the fact that she’s also wearing a sweet pair of high heels instead of ironic Hush Puppies or Converse sneakers makes the whole thing come together. I hope this is a lesson for all you hipster chicks, this is how you get laid. You’re welcome.
I know that the 80′s look is back in style these days and I normally can’t stand it, stupid hipsters ruining my good memories, but when a hot piece of ass like Kelly Brook decided to break out her tight pink denims and a crop top I’m all for it. I think the fact that she’s also wearing a sweet pair of high heels instead of ironic Hush Puppies or Converse sneakers makes the whole thing come together. I hope this is a lesson for all you hipster chicks, this is how you get laid. You’re welcome.
This just in, Pam Anderson is just as useless internationally as she is in America. I guess she’s rich enough that when she gets bored of sun tanning at her California house, she can fly over to India and sun tan there….cuz sun tanning, along with getting fake tits and her hair dyed is really all she knows… More importantly, I guess she’s famous enough that when she wants to do this kind of internationally tanning, which I guess is a professional tanners dream, she can get people to foot the bill, like this reality show in India that she manipulated her way on. I don’t think the fact that she’s on TV in India is really one of this moving up the star ladder moves, I saw Slum Dog Millionaire, I know their TV works on a budget…. I do think that this isn’t representative of her being super famous there, but more representative of her exhausting all options in America. DWTS is really that nail in the coffin of your career, and once you do that the only place left to go is the third world. So here she is bottom feeding, and as weathed as her lifestyle and hepatitis have made her vagina I’ve jerked off to at least once, I’m still down to see her half naked…cuz veteran stripper looking pussy who paved the way for so many trashy fake tit will always have a place in my pervert heart….but then again so does all pussy. I don’t discriminate.
