She’s getting old…but I guess so are all of us, included by not limited to the appeal of Victoria’s Secret, or their “fashion show” infomercial they taped yesterday…people are onto this shitty marketing shit…but the general moron population, living in their shitty debt filled, mall shopper life…love it… They see these bitches and think, “if I get them there panties, I’ll look that good for my brother Cletus…”…because incest is the only answer to being so fucking dumb, and into this shit…but I guess rich kids love this shit too, they all want to model for it…dreams…mall brand dreams… Here’s Candice for old times, since she’s on the outs… If you’re more interested in the new blood…here’s Romee Strijid…the new blood…leaving the VS building…skinny as fuck…with bra… TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE I like hot girls, but they are everywhere, I don’t need some dated brand to tell me what pussy I want to stare at half naked…I can do that myself…and the answer is all pussy half naked.. The post Candice Swanepoel Victoria’s Secret Fitting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Abbey Clancy is from the UK, she models lingerie, she’s married to a footballer, or was married to a footballer, because divorces happen, especially with rich people after you’ve been knocked up by them… So instead of retirement, sitting on her monthly stipend, she decides to continue her modeling, because it is easy work…and really never did it for the money, but rather the validation… All to feel like she’s more than just a hooker, while getting jerked off to by men everywhere who like half naked girls….because her husband is busy fucking soccer Groupies… Now she’s in the new Agent Provocateur campaign…and it’s pretty well done…I dig it. The post Abbey Clancy for Agent Provocateur of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miley Cyrus is fun….whether it’s her nude pic from Yesterday…that everyone is not really as excited as they would have been if this was 10 years ago and she was any of the popstar sluts who used to have integrity in their public image, even if it was bullshit, they would stick to the plan and not fuck up…unless they really had to…because they were protesting the cage they lived in…like Britney…it’s still a nude pic of a pop star…fun.. But I’m more into her pics of her shoving her ass in her lesbian lover, Victoria’s Secret model….who they were trying to get press for face…. Or when smoking weed…because…it makes her so real..not authentic…but real…because it’s all just as bullshit as when these girls used to cater to the very very safe for work brands…and Jesus lovers…it’s just what the twisted, porn watching kids are into… The post Throwback Miley Cyrus Butt Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Scout Willis and Tallulah Willis are the more “hipster” trust fund kids created in the womb that you didn’t know Demi Moore had, due to all the plastic surgery and how weird and alien the hot bodied, potato headed older one, Rumer..was before she followed her mother’s plastic surgery lead… So in being the trust fund, pretend to be an artist…but not quite an artist…who surrounds herself with what I guess she assumes are artists…even though art is dead, it doesn’t exist and everything trying to be obscure and different, is just clickbait with the intention of getting likes, views, and going viral – because people like likes…especailly when they already have money So why not pose bottomless, like a hipster model, with your sister, in what looks like a hipster instagram shoot, some instagram magazine will pick up and give fake credibility to… It’s really just attention seeking, but my kind of attention seeking and I just wonder if their real stepfather Ashton Kutcher is jerking off to this..even though he’s gay.. I call this shoot, Die Hard with Thanks It’s Not Rumer Willis Striptease of the Day… The post Scout Willis and Tallulah Willis Hipster Bush Together of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
First pics of Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis#39; baby daughter Wyatt have been leaked on social media. Mila, 31, and Ashton, 36, have understandably kept their daughter and private lives well away from the spotlight, with the actor giving us just a teeny hint as to what their daughter looks like in a cryptic snap. Mila and Ashton are so cute :#x0028; pic.twitter.com/DYl6Qa1FGw — cat #x0028;@cyruskstew#x0029; January 6, 2015 But photos of the family basically dressing up as the Three Little Pig
A few days ago, via a message on Instagram, Khloe Kardashian lamented her lack of a happy ending, following her divorce from Lamar Odom and split from French Montana. Last night in Las Vegas, however, the reality star sounded a more upbeat note. “I think being single is really healthy for people,” Khloe told People while hosting a party at Las Vegas’s 1OAK Nightclub, adding: “I think people who go into one relationship to another, I don’t know if they have a healing process or know what went wrong or how to better themselves.” Kardashian is still technically married to Odom because he reportedly won’t sit down with her to hammer out their divorce. She dated Montana for a few months in the middle of 2014; broke up with him; and then tried the relationship back on for size later in the year. But it didn’t fit in the end. Both halves of former couple actually dined at Mirage’s Stack restaurant on Tuesday evening, though they sat at different tables. They remain on cordial terms. “I just want to have fun,” said Kardashian of the year ahead. “Lessons learned? I just want to really enjoy life. I feel like I had a really good 2014. I just want to make 2015 better and better. I just want to win. I just wanted to win at everything I do.” 24 Klassic Khloe Kardashian Quotes F-ck me with a dildo if that’s what you think. Permalink: Eff me with a dildo! Added: July 09, 2014 1. Eff me with a dildo! F-ck me with a dildo if that’s what you think. NOTE: Remember to watch Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons online after this Sunday’s season finale to see what went down.
Brittany Maynard and Dan Diaz celerated their first two Christmases together joyfully. Tragically, they never got to see a third as she passed away this fall. Having become the face of the controversial right-to-die movement, Brittany Maynard ended her life at age 29 with medication prescribed by a doctor. Maynard had terminal brain cancer and moved to Oregon with her mother, stepfather and husband last June to gain access to the state’s Death with Dignity Act. That law, which is extremely polarizing, allows terminally ill people meeting specific criteria to take fatal doses of barbiturates prescribed to them by a doctor. In October, she launched a video campaign with Compassion & Choices, an end-of-life choice advocacy organization, to fight for national access to such laws. “There is not a cell in my body that is suicidal or that wants to die,” she said then, less than a month before she passed away voluntarily. “I want to live.” “I wish there was a cure for my disease but there’s not,” she added, lamenting her condition. “My glioblastoma is going to kill me and that’s out of my control.” “I’ve discussed with many experts how I would die from it and it’s a terrible, terrible way to die. Being able to choose to go with dignity is less terrifying.” Husband Diaz and Brittany’s mother, Debbie Ziegler, shared her feelings and memories about her daughter’s medical journey and decision to die with dignity. “What made Brittany the bravest and most intelligent woman I’ve ever known,” she wrote of her late daughter, is what drove her to this difficult choice. “This ability to decide to live, to decide to notice beauty, to decide to be the most that she could be and then go before everything that made her who she was – was diminished.” Maynard, who loved the outdoors, even took a walk through the woods with her friends and family on the very day she ended her own life, Ziegler recalls. Remembering Brittany Maynard (1984-2014) 1. Brittany Maynard Photo Brittany Maynard is a beautiful young woman who is choosing to die on her own terms at age 29 rather than continuing to fight a brain tumor. “She marveled at nature’s beauty as a group of friends and family wandered through trees that were over a hundred years old,” she writes, poignantly. “We switched places by her side, rotating in and out, everyone longing to be close to her. My sweet girl, on the razor’s edge of death, took in the beauty of the day.” “We all make a choice daily, ‘Smile that it happened, or be sad that it has ended,'” Diaz wrote of his late wife. “I try to focus on remembering her and smile.” Diaz carries Maynard’s driver’s license in his wallet, right above his. “Whenever I’m paying for something at the grocery store, I see her picture,” he wrote. “I remember her day-to-day smile, her laugh, a conversation.” “She’s the woman I love.” Mom mourns her, too. “I miss her terribly,” Ziegler wrote . “I am so proud to have been her mother that my heart is full to bursting. Brittany’s ashes lie amongst a grove of trees. She is home.”
Michael Lohan and Kate Major are closing out 2014 in style. In adorable style, that is, as the often-troubled couple just welcomed their second son into the world! According to Us Weekly sources, Logan Michael Lohan was born on December 31 at 11:16 a.m., weighing in at 6 pounds, 14 ounces at the time. “Kate and I are ecstatic. A bit late for Christmas but the best gift imaginable,” Lohan tells the tabloid in a statement. “What a way to bring in the new year! God has blessed me with the best children a father could ever ask for — but I’m done!” Lohan and Major got married in Florida a couple months ago and are also the parents to a two-year old boy named Landon. Michael, meanwhile, is already awful dad to famously effed up actress Lindsay Lohan , 28; daughter Ali, 21; and sons Michael Jr., 27, and Cody, 18, with whom he shares with ex-wife Dina Lohan. We send our best wishes to Lohan and Major, along with our thoughts and prayers to their newborn son. With these two as his parents, he’s really gonna need them. Celebrities Who Welcomed Babies in 2014 1. Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher just became parents for the first time! She gave birth to a baby girl!! Congratulations!!
It looks like Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes may have some competition in the most physically flawless offspring department. Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello are reportedly engaged, and if those two decide to procreate we might wind up with the first instance of a fetus signing a modeling contract. Mangianello and Vergara began dating in July of this year. She had just gotten out of a long-term relationship that nearly led to marriage, and he had just been named Hollywood’s hottest bachelor, so we guess the timing was perfect. Vergara and Manganiello are currently in Hawaii to celebrate the holidays and Joe’s 38th birthday (December 28). They haven’t confirmed the engagement via social media, but sources tell Radar Online that it’s definitely a done deal, and that Vergara has been eagerly showing off her massive new ring to anyone who cares to check it out. Vergara has described sex with Manganiello as “the best” she’s ever had , so perhaps we shouldn’t be surprised that these two moved so quickly. Still, if this is gonna work, homeboy better land a new full-time gig ASAP. True Blood is over, but Modern Family shows no signs of slowing down. All the pecs in the world aren’t gonna save Joe’s sense of masculinity when his wife’s out making that long network TV paper and he’s home cleaning the cat box. Anyway, congrats to the impossibly attractive couple! Not only do they have a lifetime of happiness to look forward to, they’re probably the last entry on our list of celebs who got engaged in 2014. (We know that’s why they really did it): Celebrities Who Got Engaged in 2014 1. Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher have a wedding to plan and a baby to welcome. What an exciting year to come!
One of the coolest couples in Hollywood has welcomed its second child into the world. As only they can, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard announced via Twitter late Friday night that they’re the proud parents of Delta Bell Shepard, with the latter writing to followers: “She doesn’t look like either ?@IMKristenBell? or me, but we’re gonna keep her anyway. ?#christmascameearly?” The excited mother later added: “The estrogen has now hit critical mass! Good luck, @daxshepard1. And welcome to the world DELTA BELL SHEPARD :)” During what she deemed a “really easy” pregnancy to Us Weekly, Bell talked a few months ago about 20-month old first child Lincoln. “She can sign now and she knows 40-50 signs! I can talk to her and she’ll sign in three, four word sentences which is really amazing,” the Veronica Mars said in September, joking: “She’s the smartest baby ever!” Bell, a funny breastfeeding advocate , has helped lead a revolt by celebrities against tabloids that publish photos of their children . We sort of totally love her. All the best to the newly expanded family! Celebrities Who Welcomed Babies in 2014 1. Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher just became parents for the first time! She gave birth to a baby girl!! Congratulations!!
