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Cindy Crawford Tits of the Day

Cindy Crawford is old, and her narcissism has been diverted with laser sharp accuracy on whoring out her teen daughter….but I guess with people obsessed with the 90s like everyone…it’s the 90s revival…people are still into her…despite her looking her fucking age. I have seen her in person…and it turns out that she’s fucking amazing in person…we exchanged smiles…made eye contact…as she entered her hotel years ago….I didn’t follow her in, security didn’t like me and she probably only smiled because she probably thought I was a homeless guy…or someone with downs syndrome down on his luck who needed a little pick me up…when in reality…all I needed was for her to invite me into said hotel room and sit on my face…which obviously didn’t happen…but that was decades ago..and I don’t know if she would still have that star power or presence…but I do know that her tits are out, her and her husband are stupid rich, her daughter even as a teen being whored out is hot, and that’s more than I care to know about 90s models who should have died off to me in the 90s…but thanks to the fucking internet all these people get second and third lives to their celebrity…instead of their disappearing. We have pics of 90s Cindy, we really don’t need this. She should go back to destroying her daughter’s soul, by cashing in on her look at 16, even though they don’t need the money, they just like the money and probably think they are teaching her work ethic, thanks to skirting through life not working her entire life and having at least one Malibu beach house to show for it.

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January Jones Booty Shorts of the Day

When you’re a single mother, because your baby daddy wants nothing to do with you, but likely sends her monthly checks…you do what you can to make ends meet, including but not limited to giving us glimpses of how she got a career in the first place…exhibitionism in a playful way so it seems less desperate and whorish while it is still desperate and whorish…. Obviously, she is pandering to some group of virgin loser tit lover, and I guess ass lover, in a low level way that people pretend isn’t low level thanks to her being on TV, making her high level by default…she’s got that TV stamp of approval…..unlike all the other girls who wear shorts like this who are like 20 years old and we want to see dressed like this… We all know that dicks were sucked to get to this point in her career…we also know she’s 40, living single mother being a stereotype ass out…for male attention..and you probably find it hot…

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Sarah Hyland Does The Super Bowl

Assuming you have access to a TV and/or Internet, you probably don’t need me to tell you guys that it was the Super Bowl yesterday. But here’s something you might not already know: apparently Sarah Hyland had a bunch of “#superbowl thoughts” to share with all her followers yesterday. Anyway, I don’t really know what exactly she had to say, because I’ve only got these GIFs and no audio, but luckily, I think the message is loud and clear: Sarah should forget to wear a shirt more often.

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Madison Beer Is One Hot Wannabe

I know it’s hard to keep up with all the young wannabe-celebrity hotties out there, so here’s your monthly reminder of who Madison Beer is. She’s the one with the huge Instagram following and even bigger funbags… OK, fine, so that probably doesn’t really narrow it down much, but that’s all you’re gonna get. Me and the Little Tuna are a little, uh, distracted right now. Enjoy!

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Cora Emmanuel Tits of the Day

Cora Emmanuel is a model from Martinique, who I am going to assume has the same story as Rihanna…and possibly 90 percent of the non-rich kid social media whores on on the Victoria’s Secret roster…. You know hot girl in the islands discovered by some pervert vacationing…you know works in the hotel as a waitress where the perverts knows he could exploit her by selling her off to a bigger agency or a bigger audience…forever taking his percentage…and possibly getting laid in the process…probably getting laid in the process…because he is her answer, her beacon of hope, her savior, her escape.. Unless she’s just a rich kid, who moved to New York for college and made friends…way less interesting story, for a French Colonial…who I’m sure has French influence…like anal on the first encounter…and showing her tits… The post Cora Emmanuel Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel Victoria’s Secret Fitting of the Day

She’s getting old…but I guess so are all of us, included by not limited to the appeal of Victoria’s Secret, or their “fashion show” infomercial they taped yesterday…people are onto this shitty marketing shit…but the general moron population, living in their shitty debt filled, mall shopper life…love it… They see these bitches and think, “if I get them there panties, I’ll look that good for my brother Cletus…”…because incest is the only answer to being so fucking dumb, and into this shit…but I guess rich kids love this shit too, they all want to model for it…dreams…mall brand dreams… Here’s Candice for old times, since she’s on the outs… If you’re more interested in the new blood…here’s Romee Strijid…the new blood…leaving the VS building…skinny as fuck…with bra… TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE I like hot girls, but they are everywhere, I don’t need some dated brand to tell me what pussy I want to stare at half naked…I can do that myself…and the answer is all pussy half naked.. The post Candice Swanepoel Victoria’s Secret Fitting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Abbey Clancy for Agent Provocateur of the Day

Abbey Clancy is from the UK, she models lingerie, she’s married to a footballer, or was married to a footballer, because divorces happen, especially with rich people after you’ve been knocked up by them… So instead of retirement, sitting on her monthly stipend, she decides to continue her modeling, because it is easy work…and really never did it for the money, but rather the validation… All to feel like she’s more than just a hooker, while getting jerked off to by men everywhere who like half naked girls….because her husband is busy fucking soccer Groupies… Now she’s in the new Agent Provocateur campaign…and it’s pretty well done…I dig it. The post Abbey Clancy for Agent Provocateur of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Abbey Clancy for Agent Provocateur of the Day

Abbey Clancy is from the UK, she models lingerie, she’s married to a footballer, or was married to a footballer, because divorces happen, especially with rich people after you’ve been knocked up by them… So instead of retirement, sitting on her monthly stipend, she decides to continue her modeling, because it is easy work…and really never did it for the money, but rather the validation… All to feel like she’s more than just a hooker, while getting jerked off to by men everywhere who like half naked girls….because her husband is busy fucking soccer Groupies… Now she’s in the new Agent Provocateur campaign…and it’s pretty well done…I dig it. The post Abbey Clancy for Agent Provocateur of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan storage locker

TMZ reports that Lohan#39;s storage unit may be up for auction this month because she owes $16,000 to the storage company. Lohan, 26, failed to pay her monthly bill for several months and now the locker cannot be opened until the balance is paid in full, which means Lohan could lose expensive clothes, family heirlooms and other personal possessions. Lohan has reached out to family and friends to help her pay the bill because the IRS has frozen her bank accounts. Despite some reported financial

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Octomom’s House Officially in Foreclosure

Octomom Nadya Suleman’s house has officially gone back into foreclosure. The house officially went back to the bank after a disastrous foreclosure auction, during which Amer Haddadin, who owned the La Habra, Calif., home, lost it for good. The auction took place this morning, but no one bid on the property . Back to the bank it goes. The price was $355,643, a relatively modest sum for the OC. No takers, even with California mortgage rates at HISTORIC LOWS! The real bummer for Haddadin? Since Nadya Suleman repeatedly failed to pay money that was supposed to go toward the monthly mortgage that Amer’s on the hook for, and he couldn’t cover it himself, he lost the property altogether. We’re guessing someone won’t be lining up to buy any Octomom porn . Incredibly, she’s still living there, delinquent as ever. The bank will have to initiate eviction proceedings to kick Suleman out. Give it a couple of hours. [Photo: WENN.com]

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