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January Jones Booty Shorts of the Day

When you’re a single mother, because your baby daddy wants nothing to do with you, but likely sends her monthly checks…you do what you can to make ends meet, including but not limited to giving us glimpses of how she got a career in the first place…exhibitionism in a playful way so it seems less desperate and whorish while it is still desperate and whorish…. Obviously, she is pandering to some group of virgin loser tit lover, and I guess ass lover, in a low level way that people pretend isn’t low level thanks to her being on TV, making her high level by default…she’s got that TV stamp of approval…..unlike all the other girls who wear shorts like this who are like 20 years old and we want to see dressed like this… We all know that dicks were sucked to get to this point in her career…we also know she’s 40, living single mother being a stereotype ass out…for male attention..and you probably find it hot…

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Vita Sidorkina Surfer Babe Who Doesn’t Surf for Vogue Magazine of the Day

I hate Victoria’s Secret…I think their styling, their photography, their use of these amazing fucking girls, is dated as fuck…they are trying so hard to be relevant…they hire hit instagram phototgrahers…. THE ONLY good thing about them is that pussy is eager to participate with the brand because they pay well, and they have created this exclusive army of pussy that I call the pussy army, but that they call their angels, and because it’s exclusive, other pussy that is still substantial pussy, but doesn’t have that stamp of approval, wants nothing more than to be pussy in the Victoria’s secret pussy army, because it has pussy ego and feels like it is star pussy….so they spend their lives feeling inadequate hoping maybe one day they will be one of the 20 pussies in that pussy army… but I love Vita Sidorkina…who I have never heard of before today…but who looks great half naked…I may be in love… The post Vita Sidorkina Surfer Babe Who Doesn’t Surf for Vogue Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amanda Seyfried Is At It Again

Here are some shocking pictures of Amanda Seyfried out the other day NOT looking like a hot chick. Did you catch my sarcasms? No seriously, this is one of the hottest chicks in a long time that really wants nothing to do with being a hot chick. It’s really getting annoying now. Most women would go out of their way to look sexy if they knew that half a dozen photographers were standing outside their house, but not Amanda, she wants us to know that she’s just like everybody else…. Keep it up and we’ll start believing it. I hear Wal Mart Is hiring.

Jennifer Aniston Photoshopped Baby of the Day

People are talking about Jennifer Aniston’s photoshoot for Allure’s cover, because she’s old, unable to get pregant because no dude is crazy enough to lock himself down to her high maintenance ass, except maybe a bunch of dudes, like me, who she wants nothing to do with, cuz she’s trying to upstage Brad Pitt, cuz he upstaged her…. So her fantasy of babies has gone to far, and now she’s posing for infantilism erotica, teddy bear and open shirt, sexing up the idea of infancy in a mainstream magazine, and unfortunately, she kept the diaper changing for the privacy of her own bedroom… The sick thing in all this is that I know at least one person is jerking off to this photoshopped monster looking pussy…because that one person is me….not cuz I like little topless kids or 45 year old infertile bitches playing them….but because I like desperation…. Here is a video of some very very gay dude talking about the shoot with his very very weird dick sucking mouth….and speech impedement… Here is another one of the creepy yet highly enjoyable bottom feeding shots…

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TMZ Live: Fishburne, Method Man, and Dr. Frank Ryan

Filed under: Dr. Frank Ryan , Montana Fishburne , Laurence Fishburne , Method Man , TMZ Live , sex tape , Celebrity Justice , Tiger Woods , Devon James , Tiger Affair We took your questions today on everything — including Dr. Frank Ryan ‘s death, Montana Fishburne claiming Laurence wants nothing to do with her, and Method Man getting hit by a projectile at a concert. Plus: Tiger Woods alleged porn star mistress Devon… Read more

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Anna Kournikova’s Tightly Wrapped Goods

I’m aware that these aren’t pictures of Anna Kournikova doing anything special, but I’ve always liked this chick and her body is absolutely amazing so I just had to post them for you. Normally when I see a hot chick in an outfit like this carrying such a big bag she’s either just starting or just finishing her shift at the strip club and wants nothing to do with me. Strippers can be so cold.

Katy Perry and Tits Go to an Event of the Day

Girls usually like to hang with other girls who are uglier than they are so that they get all the male attention and don’t have to deal with jealousy, as they can always look at their circle and say “At least I’m not her” or “At least I am skinner than her”, and I guess Katy Perry is just like all other girls cuz here she is with her ugly friend. I usually call these girls that Fat Managers, because they usually get in the way of me fucking the hot one when I meet them at bars, because it always happens to be the day the fat one decides she wants attention and since the hot one wants nothing to do with me, the fat one usually gets what she wants, not that it matters….I take what I can get and apparently so does Russell Brand, despite being a total useless bullshit homo cunt, he could do a hell of a lot better than Katy Perry with some groupie pussy, since I seem to be the only person who hates him and his bullshit, but I guess their union brings us hope…hope that the plane will crash, the house will burn down, the car will drive off the road and into oncoming traffic, because if they are always together, tragedy can kill two birds with one stone.. Pics via LFI

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Jersey Shore Hates ‘Jersey Shore’

Filed under: Jersey Shore The real Jersey Shore wants nothing to do with the real trashy “Jersey Shore” — and now, an entire NJ beach community is banding together to deflect blame for the MTV reality show.

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No Doubt Sues — Gwen Is Not a Man!

Filed under: Music , Gwen Stefani Gwen Stefani is not a man and wants nothing to do with hookers — but according to a new lawsuit, Gwen claims she’s being manipulated into all sorts of manly, unGwen-like behavior for a new “Guitar Hero” video game. The band No Doubt is suing the … Permalink

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No Treats From Obama

This dog hates stimulus and health care. He wants nothing to do with Barack Obama. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment