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Elisha Cuthbert in a Bikini of the Day

Elisha Cuthbert, Montreal home grown hottie who has turned her back on her hometown – because she’s gone off and become famous….I’ve only seen her in the city once, she was with a Hockey player…and was a brat acting like you’d expect a famous bitch to do it…. I don’t think you can consider her from Montreal, but not much happens in Montreal because she has gone on and done so many wonderful LA things….like coke off Paris Hilton’s clit…. I remember I waas trying to stage a candle light vigil for her career at her parent’s house ….that never happened because I am lazy…mourning her career….and I remember trying to be friends with her sister…another fail….but I barely remember Elisha Cuthbert….or her spending half your 20s being a cokewhore ….and that behavior clearly doesn’t always ruin you….and this is the proof….she looks hot… The post Elisha Cuthbert in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Fanning Crotch Shot, Hailee Steinfed Bra and Emma Stone Wet Lesbianism for W Magazine of the Day

W Magazine got dirty…. Dakota Fanning crotch shot, if you look long enough you can see her uterus…. Hailee Steinfeld dick sucking a lipstick, like it was your cock, only twice the size you mini cock weirdo…. Or Emma Stone Wet Lesbianism….. What the fuck is going on here…this is better than Playboy…. TOO MANY FETISHES FOR YOU LOSER NERD FAN BOYS The post Dakota Fanning Crotch Shot, Hailee Steinfed Bra and Emma Stone Wet Lesbianism for W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Georgia May Jagger for Hudson Jeans of the Day

Sometimes I wonder if wanting Georgia May Jagger’s lips on my dick is in some subconscious way wanting Mick Jagger’s lips on my dick…cuz she clearly inherited them from her dad…and when I watch his flamboyant, feminine performances on stage, cuz I am a fan of the Stones, I never think to myself, damn he’s got some great Dick Sucking Lips…but whenever I see one of his dozen of children, mainly this one right here, I’m like damn she’s got her dad’s lips and they look like they’d be some great dick sucking lips…pretty much confusing me….but not enough to remember…she’s got a vagina and whether she got that from her dad or not…it don’t matter cuz it’s hers….I am a fan…

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Caroline Wozniaki Playing Tennis of the Day

I have a tennis fetish…not because I find tennis players all that hot…although there are some pretty athletic and feminine lookin’ players who don’t look like they are reliving the movie Ladybug by tuckin in their dicks….and not because it’s some high society sport you’d expect to find all the WASP rich girls who won’t fuck you cuz you look dirty and homeless and would rather fuck a black gangster to piss off their Doctor, Lawyer, Business Man dads….but because the sounds that come out of these women can be easily visualized as moans, grunts, screams of orgasmic bliss, coupled with constant panty flashing, sweaty camel toe and hard nipple, even if the bitch isn’t all that hot, I’m fucking sold and I have been for over a decade….I actually watch this shit on TV at sports bars…and I hate sports…but for some reason I call erotica…along with figure skating in the winter…tennis has me hooked. To See the Rest of the Pictures – Follow This LInk GO

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Jennifer Aniston Photoshopped Baby of the Day

People are talking about Jennifer Aniston’s photoshoot for Allure’s cover, because she’s old, unable to get pregant because no dude is crazy enough to lock himself down to her high maintenance ass, except maybe a bunch of dudes, like me, who she wants nothing to do with, cuz she’s trying to upstage Brad Pitt, cuz he upstaged her…. So her fantasy of babies has gone to far, and now she’s posing for infantilism erotica, teddy bear and open shirt, sexing up the idea of infancy in a mainstream magazine, and unfortunately, she kept the diaper changing for the privacy of her own bedroom… The sick thing in all this is that I know at least one person is jerking off to this photoshopped monster looking pussy…because that one person is me….not cuz I like little topless kids or 45 year old infertile bitches playing them….but because I like desperation…. Here is a video of some very very gay dude talking about the shoot with his very very weird dick sucking mouth….and speech impedement… Here is another one of the creepy yet highly enjoyable bottom feeding shots…

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Funny Gay Fighter at a Chicago Public Aid Office of the Day

I don’t really know what’s going on here or what instigated this fight, but I can only assume it was something gay, like maybe the dude told the other dude he didn’t look good in heels, or that he was not going to be the next J.Lo and he went fuckin insane and showed him that despite how limp a motherfucker’s wrist is, if they are from the ghetto, they know how to fuckin’ react proper and not with their dick sucking ability but with their pent up anger…and years of having to defend themselves from the less gay friendly people in the housing projects…. The ultimate fuck you to the dude who got beat down by the psycho queen, is when the brawling homo does a little dance like he’s on fucking broadway before being kicked out….I can here the dude who got beat down’s balls fold into a fucking into a vagina with every dance step…this is too nuts to be real.

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Taylor Wane Has Stupid Old Porn Tits of the Day

I have a thing for seriously weathered retired pornstars with stupid fucking tits, but only when they are out in public pretending they are almost normal, except for their really stupid fucking tits, when you can just go home and google their name to see some of their porn work , because I was in line earlier today behind the hottest 19 year old ass I have seen in a long fucking time, I wish I coulda gone home and googled her name to see her in action. It’s like all girls should have a fucking profile of their nude pics, dick sucking videos, and fucking videos, because all girls are doing it, why the fuck can’t I be in on it, even just as a voyeur, especially since getting that pussy to give me what I want will never happen since I am a married homeless looking man 19 year olds don’t really get naked for…so if she had any decency, the bitch would follow Taylor Wane’s lead and get a catalog of her nakedness online….cunt…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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