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Dakota Fanning Crotch Shot, Hailee Steinfed Bra and Emma Stone Wet Lesbianism for W Magazine of the Day

W Magazine got dirty…. Dakota Fanning crotch shot, if you look long enough you can see her uterus…. Hailee Steinfeld dick sucking a lipstick, like it was your cock, only twice the size you mini cock weirdo…. Or Emma Stone Wet Lesbianism….. What the fuck is going on here…this is better than Playboy…. TOO MANY FETISHES FOR YOU LOSER NERD FAN BOYS The post Dakota Fanning Crotch Shot, Hailee Steinfed Bra and Emma Stone Wet Lesbianism for W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Secret to Improved Sexual Stamina

You already know how important it is to have a firm, long-lasting cock. The kind of cock that gets hard at a moments notice, and stays hard until she cums (even if she needs 20, 30, even 50 minutes in order to orgasm). But did you know that there’s ANOTHER aspect of your cock that girls pay very close attention to? … read more

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Katy Perry and a Naked Orlando Blooom of the Day

Katy Perry is recovering from her rough Hillary Clinton campaigning and took her boyfriend for the second time – because she like to repeat boyfriends – I guess like a good Christian who forgives, forgets, has no self respect and doesn’t want to jack up the cock’s she’s had inside her- Orlando Bloom – the nudist actor trying to get as much attention as he can in his nude on the beach – despite having a paddleboard to show the world his cock…because I guess when your model ex-wife ends up with a billionaire with the most relevant app, and you’ve got a doughy superstar of your own, you don’t need pants…because you’re Australian and Australians get naked everywhere they can…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Katy Perry and a Naked Orlando Blooom of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cameron Diaz for Marie Claire of the Day

Cameron Diaz is too old for this. She should have just had babies before trying up, instead of securing another gig as a sex symbol in a romantic comedy for a lot of money she barely deserves because of her boxy old lady body and more importantly, bottoxed face, and more importantly, motherless womb – that is still just as battered as a mom of three thanks to all the cock it took to get her here… I just think the leads in these movies should go to younger people, and even her photoshoots that are photoshopped to shit lack relevance…. I think what I am saying is RIP Cameron Diaz…it was a good run…

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Taylor Swift’s Twerking Video of the Day

4,000,000 or more people beat me to this new Taylor Swift video that reminds the country music industry that she just used them to get into pop, because country is one of those really strong markets that is easy to break into, with fans that are really fucking loyal and who can help you generate revenue that you can use to build up your teen audience, in a best of both worlds kinds of play… But it is safe to say that with her billion dollar empire, all the cock she’s had, the recent lesbian relationship with a bikini model, the fact that she’s more stylish, lean and even kind of sexy…that she’s officially gone hollywood…and if you don’t believe me…watch her twerk. That’s always a clear cut sign that the Country Music focus has shifted, because Twerking is anti christian…

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Sara Malakul Lane Instagram Porn of the Day

I haven’t seen waist to hip ratio like this…ever…and I look at a lot of pictures of girls everyday…whether it’s random celebrity hookers…actors like Sara Malakul Lane…who I’ve mentioned I am in love with before…but who brought these pics to her INSTAGRAM that I stalk…because I physically can’t sit outside her bedroom window and stalk her…and thanks to modern technology I don’t need to…because the internet is fucking creepy…and so am I… I don’t know what these half naked pics are for…but I know I fucking like it…this body is abnormal…in a good way…makes me wonder what they feed the half thai / half white girls back in Bangkok where she was raised and a celebrity…I’m thinking whatever it was, it didn’t have enough of my cock…which is a good thing, because I am all about this girl and if my cock was anywhere near her, I’d have little to no respect for her. It’s better this way.

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Nakita_Lynn is the DSFCam Girl of the Day

Nakita_Lynn is today’s DSFCam Girl of the Day….mainly because this clip of her shaving a dildo and talking about shaving cock is just next level insane…making her the kind of girl I would probably never let near my cock with a razor, no wait, the kind of girl I’d totally let near my cock with anything…she’s just won me over..and not just cuz she gets naked on cam for a job, but because she’s fun. Here’s another clip of her talking about her asshole…cuz she’s the best… TO SEE HER GETTING EATEN OUT…(NSFW) FOLLOW THIS LINK TO WATCH HER ON CAM …(NSFW) FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miley Cyrus Still Turns Me On of the Day

I’ve been trying to seduce Miley Cyrus on twitter. I’ve asked her to treat me like the prize winning pig at the county fair….I’ve asked her to participate in incest roll playing games….but I just get ignored….realizing that she’s probably not into pretending the cock in her mouth is family, but is more into the cock in her mouth actually being family…you know she can taste the difference…..or maybe she’s just a snobby spoiled cunt who doesn’t bother with annoying comments on twitter cuz her inbred ass doesn’t know how to read or write…a small price to pay for dropping out of school for Disney and living an uneducated life with millions of dollars….leaving it up to one of her staff member who goes by the title of “MileyCyrus.com Social Media Manager”….who gets drunk after work and complains to her friends about how much of a cunt Miley is….like any bitter employee….a cunt I’d like to test it’s wetness with my penis….cuz Miley is hot. Here is the Video… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK TO SEE PICS OF HER HOT LITTLE TITTIES IN THIS OUTFIT GETTING INTO A CAR FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Hilary Duff Pregnancy Continues of the Day

I think my biological clock is ticking, maybe my last half retarded sperm is dying of cancer and telling the rest of me I’m almost officially infertile, because the last few weeks, I’ve been really wanting to fuck a pregnant chick….but not a pregnant chick of my own…since I don’t think girls will ever let me get them pregnant…I’m one of those guys who is the reason abortions were invented…but a pregnant chick who is pregnant with another dude’s baby….maybe it’s the challenge, cuz pregnant chicks generally don’t cheat on their husbands, or maybe I just like illegit children and the slutty mothers who make them… Making Hilary Duff pretty desirable….even though she has a foreign object growing inside her….and she’s not even in revealing or tight clothes…

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Ashley Tisdale’s Amazing Face as the Ugly Watch Continues of the Day

Turns out that when Ashley Tisdale blocks her tight body she’s invested a lot of time into…her ugly face comes back in full effect. It’s like her tight body she’s invested a lot of time into is some kind of filter, similar to beer goggles, or black lights in the stripclub that makes me ignore how mutated and accidented it looks…it’s like covering her body brings out the truth….and here is the picture proof….

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