It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with Kelly Bensimon in a bikini.. To live is to die…and dying is part of living…and Kelly Bensimon, despite being alive, her sex appeal’s pretty dead…in a bikini…. What is this boxy menopausal mess doing…who knows…who really knows….because I don’t fucking know who this monster is other than being in some Real Housewives shit and more importantly – having a husband named Gilles – or ex husband – be previously married to Elle Macpherson who is way hotter than this….because he’s a creepy photog who is still creepy photoging and girls love that shit.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Bensimon Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
#457166638 / gettyimages.com I find it interesting – that Jennifer Lawrence made some bogus statement to Conde Nast, about how the people (Conde Nast) who made money off of her nudes – are sex offenders and that they were private property and not leaked as part of any campaign to toughen up her image….but more interestingly, that anyone who looked at her tits, which were awesome by the way, are sex offenders for perpetuating this behavior, instead of taking ownership on “Hey, I take nudes, I am a narcissist, and I want people to see my nudes, just not my fans, because I just use them for money and don’t feel they have right to get in on my sexting”…it’s like instead of saying “If you take nudes expect them seen”…she said “if you nudes get leaked – everyone who looks is a sex offender”… Anyway, we all know it was a PR initiative – and that she doesn’t actually believe it – because this is her second or third bra-less appearance since “The Fappening” made her cool again – and you’d think a girl who offends rape victims by relating to them in her “nude scandal”…you know pretending she too was raped and traumatized by the ordeal because it looks good for her case against google, when really she doesn’t give a fuck and if she did – she’d probably be in a turtleneck. All this to say, celebrities are full of shit…. #457166626 / gettyimages.com #457166624 / gettyimages.com #457166608 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Cameron Diaz is too old for this. She should have just had babies before trying up, instead of securing another gig as a sex symbol in a romantic comedy for a lot of money she barely deserves because of her boxy old lady body and more importantly, bottoxed face, and more importantly, motherless womb – that is still just as battered as a mom of three thanks to all the cock it took to get her here… I just think the leads in these movies should go to younger people, and even her photoshoots that are photoshopped to shit lack relevance…. I think what I am saying is RIP Cameron Diaz…it was a good run…
You likey?? Kerry Washington went from off white geometrics to a colorful floral print in a single day! And the stunner looked bangin’ in both looks. What’s your take? Are you feelin’ all of the boxy shapes she’s been rockin’ lately? Images via WENN
