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Josephine Skriver Does Instagram of the Day

The most interesting thing about Josephine Skriver is that when she came to NYC she was a Virgin and ended up dating some dude who has fucked countless models before her…for whatever reason they are drawn to him or something…and for whatever reasons she figured while in NYC working for a huge brand, she might as well make her first virgin losing time one that counts because it comes with AIDS. It’s not a death sentence… Assuming she can get aids, which is possible she can’t because the other interesting thing about Josephine Skriver is that she’s a robot, or humanoid, created in a lab in the Netherlands by a homosexual biologist and his lesbian friend, in some crafting the perfect designer human in a test tube and I think it’s safe to say – they succeeded…this girl is MINT. Extra. The Good Good. This is her Raiders Promotion while in Nashville, since Nashville is trendy now… The post Josephine Skriver Does Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Paris Hilton Butt Shot of the Day

Paris Hilton is the fucking devil and I am not just saying that because I don’t like the gay man…and clearly she’s a gay man…I am saying it because I don’t like Paris Hilton on the bullshit she initiated with her sex tape that eventually became a Kardashian. I do appreciate that she bowed down on the sidelines, probably getting her kickback the last decade of Kardashian’s making money, due to her sly, good business hustle, but I don’t like that she’s making a comeback with her photoshoots, even if she’s not bad looking for a gay man, good juciy ass you know…but because she hasn’t died of AIDS yet and that offends me…. She’s the worst. The post Paris Hilton Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Stella Maxwell Nude For Vogue Brazil

I guess  Stella Maxwell must still be dating Kristen Stewart , because I’ve noticed that her photoshoots have started to become a lot less “Victoria’s Secret model hot” and a lot more “art student model hot.” But hey, as long as she keeps posing totally naked like this, I can’t really complain. So enjoy this shoot Stella did for Vogue Brazil and let’s hope this whole “wearing clothing” thing is just a phase. » view all 11 photos

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Cameron Diaz for Marie Claire of the Day

Cameron Diaz is too old for this. She should have just had babies before trying up, instead of securing another gig as a sex symbol in a romantic comedy for a lot of money she barely deserves because of her boxy old lady body and more importantly, bottoxed face, and more importantly, motherless womb – that is still just as battered as a mom of three thanks to all the cock it took to get her here… I just think the leads in these movies should go to younger people, and even her photoshoots that are photoshopped to shit lack relevance…. I think what I am saying is RIP Cameron Diaz…it was a good run…

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Michea Crawford for Agent Provocateur of the Day

stepGIRL who never was, Michea Crawford, who is one of my biggest regrets, is now the body for Agent Provocateur’s catalog and she’s fucking amazing. As much as I love seeing this girl in her photoshoots, you know hometown hero, who I am reminded of all the times I used to go to the same parties as her in Montreal and I didn’t try to make her fall in love with me through interpretive dance, love songs, date rape drugs, or really any tools that would make a girl fall in love with me..even for just an hour… Obviously, based not these pics, you can imagine that she was impossible to not notice, it was obvious she was going to go onto great things years later, like this…but I was too drunk to figure out how to be a part of that…or even figure out how to get her sit on my face…something you’d think all girls would go for…but that I am rejected for more often than not…I guess eating out isn’t treated the same way as getting blow jobs… Either way, as much as I usually hate other people’s success, especially people I couldn’t have signed and recruited back before they were actual models, I like seeing what Michea is up to…probably because she’s half naked and amazing. What a babe…

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Madison Murray is the Babe of the Day

I generally don’t like sharing internet babes I follow on the internet with you…even though I know you don’t have what it takes to steal them from me because you are weird…and they aren’t mine to begin with…but the fact is that as much as I don’t like sharing girls with friends, or losers who read my website because they have nothing better to do with their time, hence why they are losers…most of the girls I actually have sex with who aren’t my wife…usually have had dozens of men before me…that day alone…so I shouldn’t be such a hoarder…but instead I should celebrate her photoshoots as if for what they are…something glorious for us all to share… Her name is Madison Murray …she’s from Florida…and I’d let her eat bath salts then eat me under the freeway…even if I’d rather eat her…you like what I did there right?? Either way, I found these pics of her by some dude named Dion Burton…and I like… FOLLOW HER

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