I was going to write a magical – Eastern European Prostitute story of a sex worker with no soul…..but it turns out that Yana Vozharovskaya is an Australian…obviously an Australian import marketing herself as Australian so that her sex working is seen more as casual and fun…drunk and sun soaked at the beach…than in some cold water flat during the cold war communist iron curtain….it’s more acceptable kind of sex work…the hot chick who gets half naked cuz she’s hot kind of sex work…rather than the darkness that comes with Soviet sex work…but with her soviet name….we can always dream of a better kind of sex work than the one we’re being fed in this bikini shoot…can’t we. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! [newsletter_form type=”minimal”] The post Yana Vozharovskaya Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I assume anyone who visits this site knows who Charisma Carpenter is…we are just that pathetic… Well, the amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter isn’t that she still has fans from her Buffy the Vampire Slayer days. I realize that virgin loser nerds are desperate as fuck and that they never really let go of the girls they let into their hearts…and Buffy the Vampire Slayer was their fucking jam…so she’s like some some fucking golden pussy they The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is that at 45, she’s still posting selfies of herself in a fucking bikini…all half naked and casually spread eagled…what a naughty girl…you naughty girl… The post Charisma Carpenter in Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Milla Jovovich lives. I stopped paying attention to her 15 years ago when I found out she was actually raised in America. It took a lot of her ethnic appeal, you know mail order bride born during the cold war, escaped via modeling, or by climbing the Siberian mountains..that she almost died doing….before landing a movie role in the Fifth Element….a movie that people still dress up as for Halloween… My memory of Fifth Element is getting a fucking handjob in a drive in theatre by some fat chick – thinking – why couldn’t I be getting a hand job by that orange haired goddess…only to imagine orange hair on this pig giving me the handjob – giving me a visual of a terrifying Ronald McDonald’s if he actually ate McDonalds vibe – before clowns were terrorizing people in the USA….they were terrorizing me… I still came on her and ended up marrying her…so in ways the Fifth Element and Milla Jovovich ruined my fucking life…and I guess ruined hers by having a bunch of kids…but here she is now..VOGUE UKRAINE…making moves like old times… The post Milla Jovovich for Vogue Ukraine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know what Russian Billionaire Paris Hilton had sex with, but I am going to assume he owns the Russian Mall that presented her with this star on their walk of fame….and that they probably met on Yachts in Ibizia…or maybe Russia, like during the cold war, is just 10 years behind America and hitting up on our last week’s kitchen garbage, honouring them with bullshit things, and giving them a venue to feel important since they have fallen off at home….or maybe…just maybe…no one else returned this Mall’s call for such a silly thing…because flying the 10-12 hours even for a free Moscow trip…was more of a pain in the ass than anything…but it’s nice to see Paris took the opportunity to pitch her shit to a poor unsuspecting crowd who just want a taste of America…but instead got a taste of a vapid, useless, famewhore brat…who likes to talk about herself…which I guess based on the girls I’ve met…is a taste of America…good times.
I don’t know what Russian Billionaire Paris Hilton had sex with, but I am going to assume he owns the Russian Mall that presented her with this star on their walk of fame….and that they probably met on Yachts in Ibizia…or maybe Russia, like during the cold war, is just 10 years behind America and hitting up on our last week’s kitchen garbage, honouring them with bullshit things, and giving them a venue to feel important since they have fallen off at home….or maybe…just maybe…no one else returned this Mall’s call for such a silly thing…because flying the 10-12 hours even for a free Moscow trip…was more of a pain in the ass than anything…but it’s nice to see Paris took the opportunity to pitch her shit to a poor unsuspecting crowd who just want a taste of America…but instead got a taste of a vapid, useless, famewhore brat…who likes to talk about herself…which I guess based on the girls I’ve met…is a taste of America…good times.
Long shrouded in mystery and the subject of endless fascination for conspiracy theorists, Area 51 has been officially acknowledged by the CIA. Newly-released documents say the site is real, but suggest the area served a far less remarkable purpose than many had supposed … or hoped. Area 51, about 125 miles northwest of Las Vegas, is synonymous in popular culture with government secrecy. Many believe it holds the answer to the age-old question: Are we really alone in the universe? Spoiler alert: That is still unclear. The documents, which include a map of the location , show Area 51 was a testing site for the government’s U-2 and OXCART aerial surveillance programs. The long-secret U-2 program conducted surveillance around the world, including over the Soviet Union during the Cold War over a period of decades. No mention of alien autopsy rooms or spaceship parking lots are mentioned in the declassified reports, likely to the dismay of those seeking alien intel. For these true believers, the existence of alien spacecraft in or around Area 51, and the government’s attempts to cover up their trace, is irrefutable. This has been the case ever since reports of Unidentified Flying Objects (UFOs) began to emerge from the Nevada desert in the mid-20th Century. The documents were released in response to a Freedom of Information Act request by Jeffrey T. Richelson, a senior fellow at the National Security Archives. He requested the information in 2005, as part of his study of aerial surveillance programs … although the location of Area 51 was not a well-kept secret. In fact, the map that was released in the CIA documents more or les mirrors the one that appears after a simple Google Maps search for “Area 51.” It is more or less known that it exists in a section of rural Nevada with few access points and heavy security … very, very far from anything and anyone. Still, Richelson told CNN he believes this could signal a dramatic change in the government’s willingness to declassify information about the famed base. As for the true believers, they still have Roswell?
I wonder how man people have jerked off to Zoe Saldana in her Avatar costume….I am going to assume a lot, because there are a lot of weird Sci/Fi nerds out there who are disgusted by real women, because real women, or more importantly, the way real women ignore them make them so angry, that the only way they can get off is when they are dressed like aliens. You know, the kind of weirdo you’d expect to be serial if he had a few more social skills, but instead just kills rodents he buys at the pet store to calm himself… I am going to also assume that those people who jerked off to her in her avatar costume probably have no interest in her hard human nipples….they just aren’t blue enough….and the rest of you probably have no idea who she is, but I’m posting it anyway, because every since I was 13, hard nipples excited me… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Milla Jovovich lives. I stopped paying attention to her 10 years ago when I found out she was actually raised in America. It took a lot of her ethnic appeal, you know mail order bride born during the cold war, escaped via modeling, or by climbing the Siberian mountains..that and she went off a had a bunch of kids, ruining her appeal even more….so that’s probably why I’ve only done 5 posts on her the last decade”….but this Vogue Turkey shoot is fun even if clothed, and I figure I’ll post it for you Milla fans, while I remain Milla indifferent….
It’s not a surprise that the First Lady was seen earlier this year shopping at Target because she like us, appreciates a good bargain and makes no secret of her love of stretching her dollars. Even though Michelle Obama is blessed to have access to just about anything including designer outfits galore by default of being married to the most powerful man in the free world or access to uber-expensive knick knacks, she prefers to spend her clothing budget on mid-priced brands like J Crew and keeps it real by shopping in big box retailers ( albeit in disguise ). Gotta love her. Christmas – the most anticipated holiday of the year is rearing it’s head once again in exactly 39 days and one question lingers… how does one embrace a holiday that comes with the expectation of multiple gift exchanges with family, friends and maybe even your boss if you’re bucking for a good raise come review time when your money’s short? The answer is you’ve got faith in your ability to turn $5 into $100 (otherwise known as creative financing) to buy some of the special people in your life a few of these cool gifts that cost less than $20. Just check these out… There’s not much to say about Duri’s Gift Set – Summer Romance ($15, duricosmetics.com) – just buy it because of the ultra-cute packaging and whoever you give it to will fall in love at first sight. So So cute. Maybe gift someone the new limited-edition Alba Botanica Natural Shower Gel & Body Lotion Gift Set, Cranberry Mimosa ($9.95 each). This is the perfect gift to cure the winter blues. This set includes a fragrant Body Wash and a rich, moisturizing Body Lotion to soothe dry skin during the cold, dry winter season. These limited edition gift sets are available nationwide through the end November at Whole Foods Markets, CVS, Target, Walmart and natural food stores as well as at www.AlbaBotanica.com so hurry! Read more … Hue Knew It? I did . Become a HueKnewIt.com FaceBook Fan & Follow me on Twitter: @hueknewit for product giveaways – just had two giveaways on my fan page last week so don’t miss out on your chance to win!
Italian senate adopts austerity package, preparing for Berlusconi’s resignation. Number of American catfish and goats to be unknown this year. Little-known facts about America’s nuclear arsenal—e.g., we’re spending more than we did during the Cold War. A vote for Putin is a vote for sexy sex. #video Spain is doing better than Italy and looks to elect another reform-minded government with an absolute… Broadcasting platform : Vimeo Source : The Morning News Discovery Date : 11/11/2011 04:24 Number of articles : 2
