Chrissy Teigen and her pug face did the Air New Zealand safety video because they are hookers who don’t actually get paid for this, but SI uses to get free airfare for cast and crew of their bullshit magazine that all you blue collars are excited about, even if google will get you all these girls naked…. I like the fat one the best, but knowing all these gold diggers aren’t getting paid, but rather marketing themselves to get rich husbands for their egos..pretty awesome…right Chrissy Teigen pug face….. The highlight of this video Christie Brinkley because she’s a fucking legend, these other girls are just hacks…
Tim Lake had a package from Amazon stolen from his house recently, and decided to seek revenge – and the return of his K-Cups – in hilarious fashion. A security camera at the 29-year-old’s Arizona captured an unidentified woman nonchalantly walking into his yard and making off with the box last Friday. Lake didn’t find out about it until it was too late, but got to work the next dat on a flyer that he hoped would help catch (or at least humiliate) the K-Cup thief: The flyer, ID’ing the bandit as “either a woman or Dog The Bounty Hunter has really let himself go,” lists the K-Cup snatcher’s nationality as “Un-American.” He lists the distinguishing characteristics “shameful and super awkward running style” and her weight as “600 pounds” … which he felt bad about it. Not too bad , but bad. Lake told the Huffington Post that he “felt kind of bad about [that] comment,” but, “then I figured if you steal from me, I have the right to make fun of you.” And himself. Lake hilariously concluded his wanted poster with his own AOL email address, which he claims is still cool even if Google doesn’t think so. So far, its inbox hasn’t received any tips, but he says neighbors have been “supportive” and the flyers have actually led to him making some new friends. That may almost make up for the lack of coffee in his Keurig. Almost. Fortunately, on that note, Green Mountain Coffee got wind of what happened and has already mailed him a replacement batch … so really it’s win win. Even if he might want to start drinking stronger coffee. Just saying. Best Wanted Poster Ever Asked if he will still have packages delivered to his house, rather than a nearby UPS store, he said yes, because if he caves, “the terrorists have won.” Amen. Be strong, Tim.
