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Gwyneth Paltrow: Shove Rocks in Your Vagina to Get Better at Sex!

Posted on January 17, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gwyneth Paltrow is just brimming with ideas. The problem is, most of them involve your vagina, and are terrible. You have thought it couldn’t get any worse than Paltrow’s tips on steam-cleaning your vadge . You were wrong… Unless you have some very unusual bedroom kinks, or you happen to be Lena Dunham’s little sister , you’ve probably never given much thought to filling your nether regions with rocks. Gwyneth would like to change that. But of course, she’d like you to buy some overpriced crap from her ridiculous website first. Specifically, she’d like you to shell out $66 for a jade egg that you will then slip into your va-jay-jay to enhance your lady powers. The entire article about why you should pack your genitals full of shiny stones is worth reading but the highlight has to be the hard sell, in which whatever intern is being paid p–sy eggs fills you in on the benefits Fans say regular use increases chi, orgasms, vaginal muscle tone, hormonal balance, and feminine energy in general. The post goes on to instruct: “Please be sure to follow the instructions included with your egg.” We doubt any of you are actually planning to buy the egg, but if you do, WE STRONGLY ENCOURAGE YOU TO HEED THAT ADVICE. If you start 2017 by having to get a jade egg extracted from your hoo-hah, there’s almost no way for the year to redeem itself from there. What 2016 did to our celebrity population 2017 might do to your dignity, ya know? Normally, we’d encourage you to DIY it instesd of dropping 70 bones on a piece of polished rock, but there are so many things that can go wrong there, and we don’t need that on our conscience. Unlike Gwinnie, we’re not getting rich off advising you to do dumb things to your private parts. But hey, if you give this thing a shot, drop us a line and let us know how it went. We promise to admire your bravery in addition to bemoaning your stupidity. For those about to rock, we salute you. View Slideshow: 20 Douchiest Gwyneth Paltrow Quotes in Human History

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Gwyneth Paltrow: Shove Rocks in Your Vagina to Get Better at Sex!

Posted on January 17, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gwyneth Paltrow is just brimming with ideas. The problem is, most of them involve your vagina, and are terrible. You have thought it couldn’t get any worse than Paltrow’s tips on steam-cleaning your vadge . You were wrong… Unless you have some very unusual bedroom kinks, or you happen to be Lena Dunham’s little sister , you’ve probably never given much thought to filling your nether regions with rocks. Gwyneth would like to change that. But of course, she’d like you to buy some overpriced crap from her ridiculous website first. Specifically, she’d like you to shell out $66 for a jade egg that you will then slip into your va-jay-jay to enhance your lady powers. The entire article about why you should pack your genitals full of shiny stones is worth reading but the highlight has to be the hard sell, in which whatever intern is being paid p–sy eggs fills you in on the benefits Fans say regular use increases chi, orgasms, vaginal muscle tone, hormonal balance, and feminine energy in general. The post goes on to instruct: “Please be sure to follow the instructions included with your egg.” We doubt any of you are actually planning to buy the egg, but if you do, WE STRONGLY ENCOURAGE YOU TO HEED THAT ADVICE. If you start 2017 by having to get a jade egg extracted from your hoo-hah, there’s almost no way for the year to redeem itself from there. What 2016 did to our celebrity population 2017 might do to your dignity, ya know? Normally, we’d encourage you to DIY it instesd of dropping 70 bones on a piece of polished rock, but there are so many things that can go wrong there, and we don’t need that on our conscience. Unlike Gwinnie, we’re not getting rich off advising you to do dumb things to your private parts. But hey, if you give this thing a shot, drop us a line and let us know how it went. We promise to admire your bravery in addition to bemoaning your stupidity. For those about to rock, we salute you. View Slideshow: 20 Douchiest Gwyneth Paltrow Quotes in Human History

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Betty White Turns 95: Celebrities Wish Her Happy Birthday

Posted on January 17, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Betty White turned 95-years-old on January 17, 2017.  Many celebrities took to social media to address the milestone by wishing the star a very happy birthday.  Scroll down for the reactions.  1. Reese Witherspoon Proof of why #BettyWhite is my all time fav! HBD @BettyMWhite !! 2. Craig Ferguson Happy Birthday to my beautiful pal @BettyMWhite. First actress I ever worked with in Hollywood. Spoiled me for the rest. I love you Betty. X. 3. Wendy Williams Happy birthday, Betty White! 4. Sarah Michelle Gellar @BettyMWhite wishing you the happiest 95 birthday. You inspire and motivate us all!! 5. Kyle Richards Happy birthday to one of my favorite role models @bettymwhite So fortunate to have worked with you. I wish you continued health, happiness and success #happybirthdaybettywhite. 6. William Shatner Congratulations! View Slideshow

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Betty White Turns 95: Celebrities Wish Her Happy Birthday

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Betty White turned 95-years-old on January 17, 2017.  Many celebrities took to social media to address the milestone by wishing the star a very happy birthday.  Scroll down for the reactions.  1. Reese Witherspoon Proof of why #BettyWhite is my all time fav! HBD @BettyMWhite !! 2. Craig Ferguson Happy Birthday to my beautiful pal @BettyMWhite. First actress I ever worked with in Hollywood. Spoiled me for the rest. I love you Betty. X. 3. Wendy Williams Happy birthday, Betty White! 4. Sarah Michelle Gellar @BettyMWhite wishing you the happiest 95 birthday. You inspire and motivate us all!! 5. Kyle Richards Happy birthday to one of my favorite role models @bettymwhite So fortunate to have worked with you. I wish you continued health, happiness and success #happybirthdaybettywhite. 6. William Shatner Congratulations! View Slideshow

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Ashton Kutcher Gushes Over Baby Daughter, Mila Kunis as a Mother

Posted on December 12, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashton Kutcher thinks his newborn daughter is similar to a cell phone. In an interview with Ellen DeGeneres this week, the actor makes that unusual (albeit apt) comparison while gushing over two-month old Wyatt, telling the host how amazing it has been to raise the child without a nanny. Yup, it’s been all Ashton and Mila Kunis so far. Ashton Kutcher on Ellen “The most amazing thing about having a baby is my partner, Mila,” Ashton said. “She’s the greatest mom I can’t even… like I go to work every day and I come home and she’s like perfect. And it just seems like everything went amazing. “And I know that something probably didn’t go amazing, but she never tells… it’s unbelievable. She’s incredible.” As for why two rich and famous people would choose not to have a nanny? “We just want to know our kid,” Kutcher said. “We want to be the people that know what to do when the baby’s crying to make the baby not cry anymore. We want to know, like when she makes a little face or something we want to be emotionally in touch with her and I think the only way to do that is by being the one who’s there.” Earlier this week, Kunis appeared on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson and also spoke glowingly of being a first-time mother. 21 TV Couples Who Dated in Real Life 1. Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis The running joke during That 70s Show was that Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis should date in real life. Now they’re engaged with a baby on the way.

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Chelsea Lately to End in August

Posted on May 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The end of Chelsea Lately is nigh. Both E! and Chelsea Handler confirmed yesterday that the talk show will wrap up its seven-year run with an hour-long live special at 11/10c on August 26. “We are very proud of Chelsea Lately’s long-running success and the unique space that the series carved out in late-night television,” E! President Suzanne Kolb said in a statement.   “Chelsea brought a distinct voice to late night with her acerbic wit and fearless commentary and we look forward to providing fans with a memorable send-off that lives up to that tradition.” “Most of all, we are grateful to the Chelsea Lately team for making this show so special for seven years.” Handler, known for her open views on sex and casual interview style, added: “I myself am more surprised than anyone that I was able to hold down a job for seven years, and it was a fantastic seven years.” “I will always look back at my time on E! as most people look back at their time in college. I’m glad I went.” Many believe Handler is headed to CBS to take over for a departing Craig Ferguson . Many others believe there’s no way that network would go near such a controversial figure. Either way… we’ll miss Khloe Kardashian serving as Chelsea Lately guest host. Khloe Kardashian Jokes About Justin Bieber and More Khloe Kardashian Guest Hosts Chelsea Lately

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Craig Ferguson Announces Departure from The Late Late Show

Posted on April 28, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Let the talk show host carousel begin anew. Craig Ferguson announced during a taping of The Late Late Show today that he will leave the program in December. “CBS and I are not getting divorced, we are ‘ consciously uncoupling ,’” Ferguson joked. “But we will still spend holidays together and share custody of the fake horse and robot skeleton, both of whom we love very much.” David Letterman of course, announced his own retirement (effective in 2015) earlier this month, with Stephen Colbert named as his replacement . Some believe Ferguson is upset over not being considered for the 11:35 p.m. gig. “During his 10 years as host, Craig has elevated CBS to new creative and competitive heights at 12:30,” said Nina Tassler, Chairman, CBS Entertainment. “He infused the broadcast with tremendous energy, unique comedy, insightful interviews and some of the most heartfelt monologues seen on television.” Added Tassler: “Craig’s versatile talents as a writer, producer, actor and comedian speak to his great days ahead.  While we’ll miss Craig and can’t thank him enough for his contributions to both the show and the Network, we respect his decision to move on, and we look forward to celebrating his final broadcasts during the next eight months.” So… here we go again: Who should replace Craig Ferguson as host of The Late Late Show?

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Amber Heard "Female Engagement Ring" Worn with Pride By Johnny Deep

Posted on April 4, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Johnny Depp and his stunning “female engagement ring” are making the rounds, and the actor couldn’t be prouder. He’s engaged to Amber Heard, after all. Depp joked about wearing his fiancee’s engagement ring during an appearance on The Late Show with the retiring David Letterman last night. “I have a female engagement ring,” Depp, 50, confessed to the talk show host, explaining, “Yes – it was too big for my girl. She is wearing the other one.” Johnny Depp on David Letterman As previously reported, The Lone Ranger star first opened up about his diamond while promoting his new film, Transcendence , in Beijing on March 31. Heard, 27, has since been wearing a second one that the actor gave her. “It fits you perfectly,” commented Letterman. Depp replied: “I think people are too scared to comment, ‘Why is a grown man wearing a woman’s engagement ring?'” Though Depp has been mum about wedding details, he did shutdown the pesky rumor that the pair are expecting a child. “Expecting what? A child? Good god, what do you think I am, a savage?” he told Today ‘s Savannah Guthrie. “No, no truth to that. It’s not a shotgun affair.” “She’s a wonderful girl,” he added of Heard. “She’s sharp as a tack.” “A southern belle and sweet as can be, and very good for me.” As for who should replace Dave , check out our list of favorites: Who Will Replace David Letterman? Open Slideshow 1. Jon Stewart Image Jon Stewart hosts The Daily Show on Comedy Central. Some believe the comedian is a contender to replace David Letterman on CBS’ The Late Show. View As List 1. Jon Stewart Image Jon Stewart hosts The Daily Show on Comedy Central. Some believe the comedian is a contender to replace David Letterman on CBS’ The Late Show. 2. Stephen Colbert Image Stephen Colbert is host of Comedy Central’s The Colbert Report. Some believe the comedian is a contender to replace David Letterman on The Late Show. 3. Jay Leno Image Jay Leno is the former host of The Tonight Show. Some believe the comedian is a contender to replace David Letterman on CBS’ The Late Show. 4. Craig Ferguson Image Craig Ferguson hosts the Late Late Show. Some believe the comedian is a contender to replace David Letterman on CBS’ The Late Show. 5. Conan O’Brien Image Conan O’Brien is the host of his own talk show on TBS. Some believe the comedian is a contender to replace David Letterman on CBS’ The Late Show. 6. Chelsea Handler Image Chelsea Handler smiles here for the camera. Do you like her sometimes offensive humor? 7. Tina Fey Photograph Tina Fey really might be the funniest woman alive. Don’t you agree, THG readers? 8. Louis CK Photo Louis CK is one hilarious dude. Guy does not mince words. 9. Jerry Seinfeld and Wife Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld are seen here at the 2010 Vanity Fair party. It’s held annually, following the Academy Awards. 10. Kevin Hart Photograph Kevin Hart was arrested for DUI in April 2013. But at least he quickly apologized soon afterward. 11. Neil Patrick Harris at the Emmys Neil Patrick Harris was in charge of the 2013 Emmy Awards. How do you think he did as host? 12. Jimmy Kimmel Live Pic Jimmy Kimmel is moving up to the big time. His talk show moves to 11:35 p.m. in January 2012. 13. Photo of Andy Cohen Andy Cohen smiles for the camera here. The Watch What Happens live host has become a major TV personality.

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Kim Kardashian Gets Punk’d, Pretends to Be Shocked

Posted on June 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian put her acting skills to the test last night, appearing on an episode of MTV’s Punk’d prior to that network’s annual Movie Awards and pretending to actually be surprised by the events tht unfolded. They were supposedly orchestrated by Ashton Kutcher, who had Scott Disick pull into a gas station; arranged for his wallet to be “stolen” by a fan; and then then had Scott Chase after the man alongside Kardashian, who sat in the passenger seat texting (Kanye West about curtains for their new home , perhaps). But with the gas nuzzle still attached, the series set up a giant explosion that led to the arrival of police and the handcuffing of Disick. How did Kim react to the set-up? Do you actually buy she wasn’t in on it the entire time? Watch the developments unfold below and decide for yourself. Kim Kardashian on Punk’d

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Jason Alexander Apologizes for Homophobic Cricket Diss

Posted on June 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Like Michael Richards before him, Jason Alexander has struggled to find show business success following Seinfeld . Also like Michael Richards before him, the actor now finds himself in a bit of controversy. But Alexander at least avoided any kind of racist rant for the ages . Appearing on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson Friday, Alexander was asked about his feelings on cricket and responded as follows: “It’s the pitch… It’s not like a manly baseball pitch; it’s a queer British gay pitch.” The phrasing led to a number of Twitter followers, along with members of GLAAD, coming down on Alexander, who then released a statement that apologized for the remark. “I should know better,” he said. “My daily life is filled with gay men and women, both socially and professionally. I am profoundly aware of the challenges these friends of mine face and I have openly advocated on their behalf. “So, I can only apologize and I do. In comedy, timing is everything. And when a group of people are still fighting so hard for understanding, acceptance, dignity and essential rights–the time for some kinds of laughs has not yet come. I hope my realization brings some comfort.” Very well said indeed. Do you think Alexander should have apologized?

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