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Random Christmas Sleaze to Get you in the Christmas Spirit of the Day

Posted on December 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When you’re a pervert – you see the perversion in everything. Since internet porn became a thing, everyone is a fucking pervert, more perverted than me because I find perversions boring, I’ve been having them far too long, before it was mainstream….and now all you fuckers are primates who have no decency, who don’t know how to behave, who end up masturbating in public places to releive the build up from your perversion….it’s everywhere… So posting 100 pics of random Christmas smut – probably won’t inspire you, get you in the christmas spirit cuz you’re already trying to figure out how to bang your family members after one too many drink – by the tree – hoping to not get caught – cuz you’re desensitized – it’s the only thing that turns you on – and luckily for you – so is she. So here’s a round-up of some Nostalgic XMAS moments. The post Random Christmas Sleaze to Get you in the Christmas Spirit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney Hotel Room Lingerie Shoot of the Day

Posted on December 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Charlotte McKinney doesn’t have a good enough face, or really anything but her tits, to justify any level of celebrity or following, and the truth is she’s not actually considered a celebrity, she was on a reality show because a dude she was fucking was connected and pretended she was an instagram star, even though no one had ever heard of her, tits have that effect on dudes…they fucking love tits… I just hate knowing that despite her average looks, this rich because her dad is Bahamian and doesn’t pay taxes, she’s a total fucking snob, just annoying…because if was cool and laid back amongst all her fucking low level, average at best, huge titty exploitation, it’d be funny, like a troll.. But instead…you know she’s just another rich girl playing make-belief model, trying to be hot, with her cheesy fucking model poses…and it’s a fucking joke.. What’s not quite a joke is her tits – they are fucking monsters…i want to have hide in my closet…if I had a closet…or under my bed…if it was more than just a mattress on the floor.. The post Charlotte McKinney Hotel Room Lingerie Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence for Marie Claire of the Day

Posted on May 8, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Lawrence posed in Marie Claire magazine, showing off some Jennifer Lawrence titty and the riveting question she answered that everyone is so pumped about is that she claims she didn’t fake a fall, and more importantly, she knew she was going to become overexposed and people were going to start hating her, but she just wanted to power through and provide good work, the best work, the Oscar winning work…she brings every time… The fact is that with any actor, you know everything they are saying is a fucking lie. That’s their job. You know that this bitch is a bitch, has a horrible attitude and is about as down to earth as any spoiled brat. If anything she just knows winning an Oscar is a fucking scam, that she’ll do again….because that’s what she does.. What really matters is that she’s showing some cleavage, really basic cleavage, but still cleavage that is better than no cleavage, and better than me talking about the inner workings of Jennifer Lawrence, because what it comes down to is that her job, money, average looks, are all improved with cleavage… She’s annoying, but so is everyone….Jennifer Lawrence. I am on your side.

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Tina Fey Nipple Slip of the Day

Posted on September 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I didn’t watch the Emmy Awards, but can assume they suck…at least based on ALL THE PICS I SAW OF THE SHIT it seemed like a lot of overrated, average looking twats, trying to look their best, celebrating themselves and their bullshit careers of playing make-belief…that require very little talent…but with the right marketing makes the general public think they matter and are important… But it turns out Tina Fey, the master of TV writing, wrote in a way to keep shit a little more interesting that it obviously was, with her nipple, because as a mom, with below average looks, showing nipple really isn’t a big deal, and it keeps people interested int eh shit for another hour hoping some other slip will happen again… Tina Fey did it to save TV..or people’s interest in it…even though none of this shit matters…especially not Tina Fey’s nipple…a nipple that I’m not against seeing, but that I never ever wanted to see…I’m more into her face scar….

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Some Girl in the Saturdays Having a Shitty Upskirt of the Day

Posted on March 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who The Saturdays are and I really don’t care that they are, or at least one of them is flashing her panties when getting out of a car, because if a no name, even if The Saturdays are an actual name, has an upskirt, she sure as hell better make it pantyless – or sheer, cuz if I can’t see labia, it is like it never happened. It is a Tree Falls in the Woods, only the paparazzi are there to try to monetize it on a slow day, situation that I’m gonna participate in efforts to spread my mission that upskirts need a little more celebrity or a lot more clit to matter, like I need to see some shiny thick looking fabric that is less revealing than a bathing suit, when girl needs press. Bullshit. This cunt is doing it all wrong, literally. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lacey Banghard Titties in NUTS of the Day

Posted on March 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Glamour Model Lacey Banghard is naked in Nuts and I am posting it because I feel like I haven’t covered enough Glamour models, who as far as I’m concerned are the “real” models, while real models just miss what’s is the most important aspect of modeling, while Glamour models get what men want, and get dirty doing it, cuz their average looks would otherwise be serving coffee at Starbucks. Their short thick bodies would never get a modeling gig, but their tits and willingness to show em, gives them the good life, without having to be a stripper. Sure they are just tits, but they are all these girls have…..so they might as well be celebrated, because all girls love a little male attention…. Remember today’s life lesson….Even ugly girls have vaginas.

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Pregnant Selma Blair Hangs With Monsters of the Day

Posted on January 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t give a fuck about Selma Blair, despite the fact that I posted pictures of her pregnant the other day, cuz I was only doing that to make a point about how pregnant isn’t beautiful, especially when on a bitch who isn’t beautiful to begin with….and you’d think that I was starting a Selma Blair pregnancy fan club, cuz I’m posting the shit again, but I’m just putting it out there, cuz she looks like she’s doin the Monster Mash with some ridiculously huge guy, and I’m hoping it’s not the baby daddy, cuz that hospital staff will be forced to deal with some demon shit, but maybe this is the cast of her next movie, a horror movie that will finally be her big break….that will explain why we even know who she is…cuz right now…I haven’t got a fucking clue…

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Rihanna’s Recent Sexting of the Day

Posted on January 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There are some recent Rihanna Sexting pics circulating – cuz Rihanna is an attention whore…I mean you don’t just become a huge popstar with minimal talent and average looks, especially when they are from Barbados without illegal teenage prostitution scandal a motherfucker is trying to coverup… Pics Tipped Off By – SpeedMonkey

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