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Xenia Deli Shoves her Bra for New Yorker Lingerie of the Day

Posted on October 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Xenia Deli is some model who is ridiculously hot, but also is shoving her bra full of chicken cutlets to look like she’s got tits…for some lingerie company I’ve never heard of, but that I would want to lick off of her…no matter how long it would take for the acidity in my saliva to melt away her panties…I am willing to commit, because I am equal part pervert and unemployed…who has all the time in the world to show her that taking off her panties can be way wetter, rash inducing and pleasurable at least for me, if she just lays back and lets me put it to work… Here are those catalog pics.

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Kelly Brook on her 3K Walk of the Day

Posted on October 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook for this 3K Walk made me laugh because I always call her fat because she’s kinda fat…at least too fat for a 3k run, because them titties need enough estrogen to exist, they are her money maker, and taking on circuit training or any weightloss strategy would essentially destroy that like it was her pregnancy a few years ago… I don’t really have it out for Kelly Brook, I like Glamour models with big natural tits, who show those big natural tits, and make a lot of money with their big natural tits as much as the next pervert who likes tits… I just like teasing because she puts herself out there, al of her out there, and I like that about her, I just don’t love that her boobs don’t come with a belly, while you still cum for her boobs… She could have totally chosen to be a stripper, escort, or cocktail waitress instead of a low level famous….and available to tease….so if anything it’s all her fault… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Paris Hilton Loves Halloween of the Day

Posted on October 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paris Hilton loves Halloween…because it gives her the opportunity to dress up in costumes like the drag queen that she is. I know, I know, we’ve all seen the sex tape and we know that she doesn’t have a cock, but in fact a pussy, probably with herpes that has been well used…over the decades… But she’s still a fucking drag queen to me…and here she is being her princess, barbie, fucking pink and gay tranny self… It’s boring, but I guess funny she’s still at it…right…? TO SEE MORE CELEBS DOING HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE

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Paris Hilton Loves Halloween of the Day

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Hilary Swank Scary in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on October 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures of Hilary Swank dressed as a bikini clad monster a few days too early for Halloween…. At least I think this is a costume…or hope it is a costume…it’s gotta be a costume since I find it scary as fuck..We’re talking serious monster mash…and whatever it is, it is proof as to why she was cast in Boys Don’t Cry…you know where she played the chick with a prostethic dick she fucked Becky from Roseanne with before being killed off…. In her defence…at least she’s not fat…maybe she just needs to work on her poses…I mean we don’t need or bikini paparazzi pics to look like wrestling promo posters from the 80s…freak.. TO SEE MORE PICS

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Maria Sharapova Ass Playing Wimbledon of the Day

Posted on June 27, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love tennis and not because I am classy, high society, a yuppie or WASP……but because it is the only sport I can watch…probably because the chicks aren’t all beast jocks…they moan and grunt like they are taking it up the ass for the first time…and they flash asses the entire fucking time….it is pretty fucking genius across the board…and this Maria Sharapova is the star of the fucking show…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kendall Jenner in her Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 27, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Having a site called DrunkenStepfather has been a curse, cuz people think I am some kind of weirdo who fantasizes about fucking my stepdaughters, even though I do have sex with my stepdaughters when they let me, usually at family functions, but they are over 18….It is not like I am a creep or something….but for some reason…people think I am…and instead of realizing I make sluts famous…they just assume I’m into jailbait….when my favorite age is 20 with enough experience under their belt to not annoy me with everything they say…and with bad blow jobs…. Point being, I don’t care for this Kendall Jennner under 18 year old in her bikini, but I like her better than the rest of her evil monster mash family….but that’s just cuz she’s fit….young and tight…like so many girls I see Roaming the streets in booty shorts making the world full of sex offenders cuz every dude I know appreciates the shit…that is what makes us dudes… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Pregnant Selma Blair Hangs With Monsters of the Day

Posted on January 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t give a fuck about Selma Blair, despite the fact that I posted pictures of her pregnant the other day, cuz I was only doing that to make a point about how pregnant isn’t beautiful, especially when on a bitch who isn’t beautiful to begin with….and you’d think that I was starting a Selma Blair pregnancy fan club, cuz I’m posting the shit again, but I’m just putting it out there, cuz she looks like she’s doin the Monster Mash with some ridiculously huge guy, and I’m hoping it’s not the baby daddy, cuz that hospital staff will be forced to deal with some demon shit, but maybe this is the cast of her next movie, a horror movie that will finally be her big break….that will explain why we even know who she is…cuz right now…I haven’t got a fucking clue…