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Love Calendar Keeps On Delivering the Dog Shit of the Day

Weak…I know Kim Kardashian is a fucking monster, but having her walk in slow motion in front of a green screen showing Northern Lights…is just weak. I could recreate this in my fucking basement apartment, I just don’t know any shit colored trannies with sloppy tits that I could use…but I should parody this, to remind you all that Kim Kardashian is fucking dog shit and so is LOVE Magazines’ advent calendar….just step it up you fashion cunts… Doutzen Kroes cuz no one else wants her…shot by Hype Williams….a legendary hip hop music video director from the 90s…who even did Hollywood movies…and this is the uninspired shit he’s doing now…as much as I hate instagram content producers, at least they produce better shit than this… Heidi Klum 300 Years Old….shot by Rankin – Naked in Tub….with star nipples, because I guess her actual nipples are starting to show their age and can’t be showcased…or maybe it’s just not YOUTUBE friendly…who knows…but I’d rather see the nips… The post Love Calendar Keeps On Delivering the Dog Shit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Greene’s Uneven Tits of the Day

I am not entirely sure if these are actually Ashley Greene’s hard nipples in a dress she wore braless to some fashion show, but I am thinking that they are, partially because I am bored and find nipples entertaining, even if they aren’t actual nipples, but just look like they could be nipples, but also because if they are her hard nipples, shit are on a fuckin’ slant. She’s got on nipple aiming up and the other aiming down diagonally like some kind of bad acid trip, or the product of botched surgery, or just bad genetics and despite liking my women as symmetrical, or in my wife’s case as spherical as a giant bouncy ball they throw into the crowd at concerts, this shit is still pretty fuckin’ hot to me and not because she’s the only redeeming thing Twilight has to offer on a sexual level to grown men, other than the common knowledge that teenage girls everywhere are getting damp in their panties watching the shit, cuz teenage girls aren’t sexual objects, that’s the law, get it together, pervert. Pics via Bauer

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