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Asian Girl Eats Big Ice Cream and Other Videos of the Day

Dublin Faceplant Teacher Watching Porn Daytime TV Weird Puerto Rican Funeral Art Hang Gliding Fail Master Excavator Skeletor Robs Gas Station The post Asian Girl Eats Big Ice Cream and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Hyland is Branded by her Boyfriend of the Day

Sarah Hyland is being used by some dude she calls her best friend, who is clearly a homo, and not in an “I’m jealous dude fucks Sarah Hyland kind of way, that’s not really the way I am, but more importantly, I don’t actually care who fucks Sarah Hyland because she creeps me the fuck out… I do however follow her social media, and see her promoting the fuck out of some gay guy she has packaged as her boyfriend, to the point in which she’s wearing his initials on her necklace in what I assume is this sponsored post about her titties…she’s learned from Sofia Vergara and gets it. So basically branding herself, promoting dude, making him exist, all the while all he has to do is pander to her and convince her he’s not gay, in order to cash in as the next Seacrests, something he’s trying to be, at least based on my watching her social media feed… Dude’s working it…hard..and he’s got a captivated audience…buying into it because she’s likely tired of not trusting anyone. Even her parents….who sold her off…and gave her that mutant face. It’s not exciting, it’s nonsense, but I’ll post it because I just did. The post Sarah Hyland is Branded by her Boyfriend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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35% Off the DrunkenSweatshop for XXXmas of the Day

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Joe Jonas: My Pastor Dad Caught Me Watching Porn!

Joe Jonas has come a long way since his squeaky clean days as a teenage product of the Disney machine. These days, Jonas enjoys candidly discussing his past sexual encounters, which is made more amusing by the fact that it seems he exclusively has sex with famous women. We’ve already seen Jonas play shag, marry, kill with his famous exes . And last week, he opened up about which celebrity he lost his virginity to . Better yet, he got into a petty feud with said celebrity over the appropriateness of discussing such matters publicly. Fortunately, it doesn’t look as though that’s dissuaded Jonas from publicly discussing his sexual past. Having grown up in the spotlight, Joe’s got a much more tabloid-friendly romantic past than most folks, but even for former boy band members, growing up isn’t all banging Taylor Swift and getting a song written about you. In a recent interview with Notion magazine, Joe opens up about an awkward incident that took place when he was in his teens. It seems Joe got caught watching porn by his devoutly religious minister father. However, this wasn’t a simple case of Joe forgetting to lock the door. No, it seems that in an act of Internet naivete, Joe gave out his address to a bunch of porn sites. Not surprisingly, he came to regret that decision: “I would use my address to log into the websites, and I did this for seven days straight,” Jonas tells the mag. “A month later – and by the way, my dad was a pastor at the time – for a week or two straight there was a postcard with a naked woman on it saying ‘Come join us again Joe’ or ‘We really miss you’ or ‘You naughty boy, come visit us again.’” Whoops. Joe says his parents’ strict religious views often resulted in harsh constraints being placed on him and his brothers: “We had to be careful with the certain things we wrote and said,” he recalls. “We couldn’t be too sexual or romantic in certain ways. And that’s tough because at the same time you’re growing up and you want to write about these experiences you’re having as a young adult.” View Slideshow: 8 Celebrities Who Lost Their Virginity to Other Celebrities Well, it certainly sounds like Joe is doing his damnedest to make up for lost time. Those Duggar kids could learn a lesson from this bold sexual trailblazer.

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Sofia Vergara Wins For Best Cleavage (Again)

Apparently  the 68th annual Emmy Awards were held in LA last night, and I guess Sofia Vergara was there to accept her record 10th straight “Best Cleavage on TV” trophy. At least, I’m assuming that’s a category. Otherwise, I’m not really sure why people even bother watching these lame award shows in the first place. Anyway, congratulations Sofia, and here’s to many more years as TV’s top hottie. Me and the Little Tuna will be rooting for you. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Rita Ora’s Clickbait Song of the Day

Every one except Stephen Colbert know that TV is dead, talk shows are dead, the only people watching that shit are old and in the habit of watching TV, because even kids who watch TV, don’t bother watching nightly programming, they just fucking binge or use the internet.. So nightly talk shows are more a vehicle to produce viral stunts with celebrities, because they still have access to celebrities, and if they are well executed they get spread the fuck around, making money on youtube for these people, because that’s what matters… The two players are redundant childhood schoolyard idiot Jimmmy “Giggles’ Fallon…and this Jimmy, who’s team emails me everyday and I just figured I’d link it, because Rihanna Impersonator with Tits is doing the rounds, singing about the biggest mistake I’ve ever made in my life…Clickbait.. Clickbait…will haunt my existence….forever…because I’ve known about it since the late 90s…in pushing internet traffic…but I never took that knowledge mainstream to make 100,000,000 or more off of it… Instead I come here and post barely celebs singing barely songs for youtube views..a video I had nothing to do with…just to write my angry caption to it… I’d rather be homeless. I didn’t watch this video…so if it’s bad…blame yourselves for clicking.. The post Rita Ora’s Clickbait Song of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Some Sex Adele Exarchopoulos and Lea Seydoux Sex of the Day

Adele Exarchopoulos and Lea Seydoux are in some banned from the American movie theatre movie from France that is no longer banned in American movie theatres because it involves lesbian sex, which funny enough is actually a G-Rated kids movie for the Holiday season in france, not that France has any movie rating when it comes to sex, but they generally like to ease their sluts in training with lesbian porn…before bringing out the penetration…they save that for their 13th Birthday, it’s the Parisan Bar Mitzvah… I don’t know what I’m talking about, but I am onto something…

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Sara Jean Underwood, Rosie Jones in a Whipped Cream Sex Party of the Day

I didn’t bother watching this video…but I do know that it is some kind of celebration in irrelevant tits that have a fan base because they are tits but that don’t matter in the grand scheme of things because when your talent is having tits, especially ones you bought, you are easily replaced by other girls, younger and fresher with better tits…and this celebration has baked goods to celebrate…apparently…if you consider whipped cream baked goods….I call it….fame whores fame whoring..

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Candice Swanepoel in Some Topless Video of the Day

Candice Swanepoel did a video for YOUTUBE where she didn’t show her nipples…but did show her awesome fit body..and I didn’t bother watching it because pornography or anything worth masturbating to should be a little less black and white and a lot more spread eagled…I’m so traditional in my thinking like that.

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What Surprises Is 2 Chainz Cooking Up For VMAs?

‘Feds Watching’ rapper set for special appearance at Sunday’s 2013 MTV Video Music Awards. By Rob Markman

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