Padma Lakshmi has her tits out in a bra…. I’ve written it before and I’ll write it again…this old brown lady has a billion dollar pussy which is more interesting than a non-billion dollar pussy…like the 5-25 dollar pussies I am used to paying to see…. The reason she has a billion dollar pussy is because she’s used her intellect and tits to get her pussy filled by not one, but two billionaires, and one of the billionaires was dying and died thinking her kid was his kid so it got his money, while it was really another billionaire’s kid…so it got that guy’s money too….I mean brilliant….this is like sugar baby if sugar babies had brains shit….MASTERFUL. She’s still using her tits….to get stared at…despite being old….cuz this is the world we live in…..and she knows how to master manipulate… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Padma Lakshmi Got Them Titties out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It’s the fifth day of Christmas, and along with playing “Baby It’s Cold Outside” on repeat as a protest against the American people, the history of America, the 1940s Christmas Nostalgia where the tone of the people seemed a lot more simple with good old American values…that we can look at and know as conscious beings that things have changed but that doesn’t take away from the quality of those things… So I’m here to celebrate Christmas in full Christmas Glory..and like Ellen and Oprah and all the other assholes doing a 12 days of Christmas countdown…I am bring you our 12 days of Christmas countdown…. Unfortunately, I don’t get 100,000 products to giveaway to all of you members of this site. The most trafficked unpopular site on the internet… But I do get to share awesome product ideas with you to buy into, gift your mom, dad, granny, neighbor, sister, brother, sister wife, who the fuck cares just gift a motherfucker with amazing gifts like this one from our friends at GENIUS PIPES They are offering you am exclusive discount…and if you’re from Canada and looking forward to smoking weed with your family this year, finally out in the open cuz it is legal, so your judgemental mom can’t call you a burn out stoner….when you’re clearly just following the rules….or if you’re still a closet case smoker…this GIFT is for you. It’s sleek design…it’s amazing…there is a NO COUGH GUARANTTEE, it is THIN AND DISCREET which is something women may not want in the cocks they fuck, but that they want in their pipes….it is STRONG, there is WATERLESS FILTRATION, it PRESERVES ALL FLAVORs….and it’s awesome….so GET ONE NOW Here’s a shoot we did with them, because you know we have produced original content before, I am a fan of girls getting half naked and posing with products that get them hight….because it’s not all just about hating on and reposting that instagram smut….SO SHOP NOW The models name is @ilvykokomo on instagram if you want to check her out….cuz she’s pretty amazing. Now – get yourself a GENIUS PIPE!! USE SECRET CODE – stepforum – FOR A DISCOUNT FIND OUT MORE NOW Now – get yourself a GENIUS PIPE!! USE SECRET CODE – stepforum – FOR A DISCOUNT FIND OUT MORE NOW USE SECRET CODE – stepforum – FOR A DISCOUNT CHECK IT OUT NOW The post Genius Pipes is the stepHOLIDAY Gift of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It is the most wonderful time of year and like ELLEN and Oprah before her, I do my very own 12 days of Christmas giveaways, only instead of giving everyone in the audience gifts, we don’t have that ELLEN budget, and we aren’t lesbian that the world fucking loves, so we just lead you to our partners who we believe have great gifts for anyone in your life… Today’s gift idea comes from our friends at Grondyke Soap Company ….who are giving you a 15% discount using code STEPSOAP15 …. You have probably seen their banners on the site, maybe you’ve even clicked them…..what you may not know about them is that what they are doing is pretty brilliant… They have taken scientifically proven Pheromones and added them to their soap. Traditionally Pheromones have been a cologne…so this is a way to come across as attractive to the ladies while taking your everyday shower….I assume you’re already washing so it’s a swap of the bar and benefit from the results… Their Slogan is Get Clean to Get Dirty, which is good cuz girls Don’t Like Unshowered Dick….and may like the smell of your showered dick so much they jump on it. I know you have people in your life who can benefit from this, or even just the novelty of it. It’s a great gift all around….. Their signature line is the DURDEN – named after your boy TYLER from Fight Club and the signature formula of Pheromones that amplifies alpha status, masculinity, charisma, mischief, attractiveness, dominance without aggression….so I suggest you get that one….and test it out to see if it works for yourself….it’s hardly an investment and I can’t guarantee any of their claims, I can just guarantee that if you use it, you’ll get your dick wet hopefully in more ways than one…. Get yours now CLICK HERE ….remember 15% discount using code STEPSOAP15 .. Here are a bunch of babes taking a shower all lathered up and it’s amazing GET YOUR SOAP NOW – GET LAID SOON – OR GET YOUR FRIEND LAID – EITHER WAY – SOAP FOR SEX!! AWESOME. CLICK HERE The post Grondyke Pheromone Soap is the stepHOLIDAY Gift of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It is the most wonderful time of year and like ELLEN and Oprah before her, I do my very own 12 days of Christmas giveaways, only instead of giving everyone in the audience gifts, we don’t have that ELLEN budget, and we aren’t lesbians, so we just lead you to our partners who we believe have great gifts for anyone in your life… Today’s gift idea comes from our friends at DISCOUNTVAPEPEN Who are specialists in the VAPE world…. They are offering you all a 10 percent discount using code DRUNKEN…and there’s nothing wrong with a 10 percent off discounted price…it’s far better than FULL PRICE… We recommend you look into getting Mytica Portable CBD Vaporizer because CBD fucking helps with anxiety, stress, inflammation and all kind of other shit…including pain…and vaping CBD is another method to get that up in you…. We also have KEYBD VARIABLE VOLTAGE KEY FOB VAPE which is just fucking cool….. And VERTEX SLIM VARIABLE VOLTAGE VAPE amongst so many more products…there’s a huge fucking selection.. So Christmas is coming, Santa is coming and you are probably coming too…but before you do, or after you do, I don’t care when you come, just get some gifts…..you have plenty of time….get it done… Visit DISCOUNTVAPEPEN for more gift ideas and use that DRUNKEN code of 10% off. Here are some pics of vape girls vaping, you vape perverts. GET YOURS NOW CLICK HERE The post DiscountVapePen is the stepHOLIDAY GIFT IDEA of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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I am not a camper, as far as I’m concerned, that shit is for lesbians and tree hugging vegan weirdos who don’t shower… However, POLER STUFF is fucking awesome stuff. It brings out the unshaved mountain man in me. It makes me want to chop down my own Christmas tree, or save a damsel in distress…and I figure that you might as well gift someone with one of their products because maybe it will make them feel the same…getting back to their americana roots….making the world a better fucking place.. Or you could always use their stuff when you take that special lady out to your special spot in the middle of no where…in the forest where no one care hear anything…and a bag…can come in handy to transport….all you need to transport… TO SEE ALL THEIR AMAZING STUFF CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL OUR GIFT IDEAS CLICK HERE
MUIR-WAY make some pretty amazing wall art for pretty much any room in your one room apartment…but more importantly, their wall art can be doubled as a great gift to pretty much anyone…even for those not into maps of national parks…cuz they look pretty cool and sometimes you don’t need to be a hippie granola weirdo to be down with national parks….sure I may not like nature, or hiking, and I prefer my national parks to be in map form…so I don’t have to fuck with nature….and creepy park rangers…that’s why MUIR-WAY is the only way… They are also a good way to decide where to hide the body… PHOTOS SHOT BY JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT GO AND GET YOURSELF SOME NATIONAL PARK MAPS CLICK HERE VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR
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From the sick and twisted minds of the creepy horror movie vibes, this gear is not just for the goths, psychos, sex offenders and perverts you know, but rather for everyone with any level of taste at all…we are a fan and not just saying that…and that’s why we got our stepGIRLS in it…in the washing machine – trying to get rid of the evidence or maybe trying to stay clean…cuz they are so dirty…or at least that’s what we like to think…because dirty girls with their Christmas balls make the holiday season go round….and round and round… PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT TO GET YOUR CREEPSTREET GIFTING ON CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL OUR GIFT GUIDE IDEAS VERY MERRY HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE
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