Josephine Skriver is pretty fucking amazing…..Sure she was created in a lab, has a competitive advantage and was built from SCIENCE experiments, possibly funded by Victoria’s Secret, or just her Gay Biologist dad’s GOD COMPLEX, where Josephine Skriver is the first public GMO models…that none of you hippie non-GMO fucks are complaining about – because she looks like this… I am less interested in her perfect nudes and more with the flaws of science, where she will either self destruct in the middle of a fashion show, or maybe just die of cancer – or have some of her limbs fall off – because that’s what happens when you play GOD Japedo…that’s what we’ll call her gay dad going forward…the puppet master…up on some Frankenstein shit…I want to jerk off to… She’s great… Don’t like that? What the fuck is wrong with you nerd? Well Nerd, How About her with a Light Sabre…that’s some Star Wars shit.. The post Josephine Skriver Nude for Porter Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Even if her breasts are small and humble – she’s still Shakira in a bikini….nothing very exciting to me – but so famous on the international level, especially with the very fucking loyal hispanic community, she’s still masturbated to by more people than anyone should be masturbated to…and it would be negligent of me not to post these for you perverts….even if she’s too old for this kind of behavior…and a mom…but I guess that old rules of who can wear a bikini and who can wear a snowsuit to the beach – have changed as all these old bitches are about the two piece..and it could be worse, these could be pics of Amy Schumer…or other real fats who were never as hot as Shakira is now, even if Shakira now isn’t Shakira 10 years ago – even if that latin skin holds up to the elements… What the fuck am I saying..I eat 50 year old ass that is actually disgusting on all levels, for all reasons an ass would be deemed disgusting – and Shakira ass busting out of shorts- is good at any age…at least when you’re Shakira…so take it in. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Shakira in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Groundhog Day 2013 is upon us. Tens of thousands braved temperatures in the single digits last night and this morning in the Weather Capitol of the World, Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. The occasion? That magical moment when Punxsutawney Phil rises from Gobbler’s Knob, accompanied by his tuxedo-clad handlers, to predict winter’s duration? Will it be six more weeks of snow, wind and cold before the respite of spring? Will a reprieve come sooner? Only Phil and his shadow can say for sure. And he has, just moments ago: NO SHADOW! “Not a shadow to be found. Spring is sprung. RIP Winter! #earlyspring!” That’s according to Phil’s official Twitter (gotta love modern technology)! It’s only the 16th time in 127 years that Punxsutawney Phil , who emerged from his burrow to find overcast conditions in Western Pa., has decreed such a thing. So will the great prognosticator be vindicated by a milder February/March? Debatable at best. But the accuracy of his prediction is secondary, of course. The real point of Groundhog Day is a silly excuse to get out in the elements and submit to the power, mystery and majesty of nature is what it’s all about. It’s basically humans throwing up our hands and declaring we’re not in control … and a big excuse to stay up all night drinking outside in frigid conditions. And recite Groundhog Day quotes . That movie’s hilarious.
Her name is Aurelia Gliwski….no idea where she’s from…. She’s a low level 28 year old model who no one has ever heard of…but still making more money than any of us…cuz all she needs is a campaign like this every couple of months that pays her 10,000 dollars to get half naked…and shit’s far better than working an actual job…think of all the free time she has to get high, drunk, suck dick, play, party, travel, etc…..cuz she only needs to work 10 days a fucking year…. You see cuz everyone focuses on the top models…the supermodels…the 300,000 dollar per campaign models…but the world is filled with hot babes willing to get naked in hopes of being a top model super model…while making more than a decent salary doing it….and you’ve likely never heard of her…and either have I… But you likely don’t care about her….because you don’t believe we are all god’s children…you believe the media endorsed garbage is better than the less promoted cuz it has marketing budget behind it…it is the American way….give thanks…. While I prefer the girls who want to one day be that top model…nearing the end of the road as 30 approaches…who still get low level model gigs and live the model life…but more importantly who give me hope that they are willing to fuck with me to get to the top….when in reality…they don’t….m
Michea Crawford is some babe who lived in Montreal at one point in time…before moving to NYC on her quest to being some kind of hot model… I don’t think I’ve ever met her…..reminding me of another lost opportunity….one in which I coulda become her best friend ever…helping her take over the world….carrying her purse to gigs…doing whatever it took to get her trust so that I could make my move to touch her breast tenderly while she’s had one too many drinks…. I could have wrote love songs or love poems…and gazed in her eyes…and whispered sweet nothings to her….we could have got matching tattoos…and held hands in the rain…we could have had a family and kids..and spent the rest of our lives together…our love eternal…. But too late for that now…I don’t know much about her…other than that she’s got potential to be fucking famous…and here she is in catalog shots for Elle Macpherson lingerie…even though I hate catalog shots for any lingerie….I still like looking at babes half naked….especially one I could potentially run into on the street one day when she’s visiting her old digs….giving me the opportunity…to have her sign my tit….we’re all allowed to have dreams people…it’s fucking thanksgiving…and I give thanks to having dreams….
I love Lindsay Lohan…and I know Lindsay Lohan is trying her best with the insanity she’s been given…to have a normal and successful life…and I know there is no real plan or intent to be a weird failure…cliche child star…who was prostituted by her parents and now confused as to which way to turn….I know she actually thinks Liz and Dick will be her big break….her welcome back to the world of acting…and I know her fake lips, botox face, that makes her look like a weird, used, washed up, stripper, or low level pornstar face…is actually her thinking she looks good…but it’s all too fucking clowny… Now, I’m a fan of Lohan, her tits, her ass, her skillset…even her personality…she’s funny and a good time…just a victim of her elements…but shit…whatever she’s done to her face…looks like it belongs in a fucking circus….gettting out of a small car with 12 of her friends…a car we can all hope she’s not driving…. Here she is at some Premiere for Liz and Dick last night..some shit she is staging legal issues to get more coverage for….when all she really needs to do is juggle and make animals out of balloons…with my liz and dick…. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Forget the shots of flooded streets in New York City. Or the torrential gusts of wind that knocked reporters over on air. Ignore the power outages, fallen trees and millions of people without electricity. If you want an idea of just how strong the winds were last night in New Jersey, on the outskirts of The Big Apple, look no further than the Coco and her massive boobs. Yes, Ice-T’s wife braved the elements on the balcony of her apartment and provided us with a demonstration of this storm’s impact like only she can: Hurricane Sandy Blows Coco’s Breasts
Pop star experiences the elements in a second scintillating teaser for the much-anticipated clip. By Jocelyn Vena Justin Bieber’s Boyfriend Photo: Walmart/ Island Justin Bieber shared a new teaser on Tuesday (April 3) for his highly anticipated “Boyfriend” video. He tweeted out the short tease days after he dropped the first tease on Friday. The new footage from the Colin Tilley-directed clip focuses on Bieber as he motionlessly floats underwater. Another shot from the blink-and-you-might-miss-it preview features the teen star, in a leather hoodie, standing in front of a burning tire swing. The first tease featured a shot of Bieber looking at the camera as ladies’ hands caress his face and chest. And that’s it. So, what does it all mean? Fans will have to wait until the video’s release to find out. When MTV News caught up with Bieber on the set of his “Boyfriend” video , he shared that the elements would play heavily into the theme of the video. “The concept of this video, I mean it’s not like a steady concept,” he said about the clip. “It’s not like ‘Justin follows this girl to this spot.’ No, it’s a bunch of amazing scenes: Like a fire scene, we have an ice scene. “It’s kind of like bouncing back and forth,” he said. “And then there’s scenes of me and just a bunch of girl dancers, and just some great shots, great artistic shots, great shots of me smiling. It’s fun.” “Boyfriend” is the lead single off his forthcoming album, Believe, set for release later this year. It was produced by Mike Posner and Mason Levy. Anticipation for the album seems to be quite high. The song sold 520,000 downloads in its first week. What does that mean? Well, it places Bieber at #2 in all-time first-week singles sales, behind Flo Rida’s record-holder “Right Round,” which moved 636,000 units in its first week. What else do you think we’ll see on Bieber’s “Boyfriend” video? Leave your comment below! Related Artists Justin Bieber
This is one of the more obscure Twitter wars in recent memory. A week after lashing out for receiving death threats on the social network, Miley Cyrus is once again at the center of a controversy – and it all has to do with theoretical physicist Lawrence Krauss. The singer/actress posted the above photo of Krauss on her account last night, including a passage that partly reads: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements (carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, all the things that matter for evolution) weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in stars. So forget Jesus. Stars died so you can live. Many followers proceeded to take exception to the whole “forget Jesus” thing, with one follower writing to Miley: “You seriously believe that crap? It’s so ridiculously stupid. Go to hell.” There’s someone who clearly follows the teachings of Jesus well, huh? This isn’t the first time Cyrus has upset her Christian followers. The young star is an outspoken advocate of gay marriage, penning an op-ed on the topic last month and receiving a lot of criticism for her views.
Beyonce can no longer hide that baby bump. She looked amazing in a long black dress at The Paris Theater in New York. She was there to introduce “Beyonce Live at Roseland The Elements of 4” live concert film with a special screening for some lucky fans.
