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Britney Spears Bikini Beach of the Day

This is a Britney Spears video she posted to her social media – of her on the beach in a bikini – doing some “I’m a save for you” dance move that has been pounded into her brain so many times from her dance instructors, that it’s really all the she knows, and anytime she gets out of bed…she’d does this….. My favorite thing about this video, other than it being Britney Spears, the puppet that keeps earning for her family because they figure out how to legally enslave her…which is pretty fucking hot to me…..is that this isn’t the first take…if you look at the Sand, you will see that she did it before, in an ‘oops I did it again for the camera”….typical Britney Behavior….that I can jerk off to….because I know that part of her earnings go to K-Fed and that alone inspires me to find a Britney of my Own… The post Britney Spears Bikini Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Lame Topless Pic for Sexual Predator Tyga of the day

We live in a world where Kylie Jenner topless and riding her sex offender who fucked her at 16 – when he was already a baby daddy – because they are rich but still fucking trash – is a trending topic on social media – because social media is fucking terrible, it is shaping the world and dumbing them down because people fucking love fake news – so much that Mark Zuckerberg has to move in and make statements about fake news – and his fight on fake news – because he is pretending that he isn’t the reason Donald Trump, when Trump himself says that Facebook is the reason he won….yet humans are still using Facebook, while protesting, instead of protesting Facebook for it being the fucking devil… That said, it’s interesting that this puppet, the youngest in the litter – was thrown out to the black men to babysit her while her dad was becoming a woman and her mom was puppet mastering and cashing in – and if you want to see the puppet master in action HERE’S HER MOM HANDLING KENDALL JENNER and it’s creepy…but not as creepy as hand down pants riding your babysitter weirdness going on here…. The post Kylie Jenner’s Lame Topless Pic for Sexual Predator Tyga of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver Nude for Porter Magazine of the Day

Josephine Skriver is pretty fucking amazing…..Sure she was created in a lab, has a competitive advantage and was built from SCIENCE experiments, possibly funded by Victoria’s Secret, or just her Gay Biologist dad’s GOD COMPLEX, where Josephine Skriver is the first public GMO models…that none of you hippie non-GMO fucks are complaining about – because she looks like this… I am less interested in her perfect nudes and more with the flaws of science, where she will either self destruct in the middle of a fashion show, or maybe just die of cancer – or have some of her limbs fall off – because that’s what happens when you play GOD Japedo…that’s what we’ll call her gay dad going forward…the puppet master…up on some Frankenstein shit…I want to jerk off to… She’s great… Don’t like that? What the fuck is wrong with you nerd? Well Nerd, How About her with a Light Sabre…that’s some Star Wars shit.. The post Josephine Skriver Nude for Porter Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Ass Puppet….Is the Worst and Other Videos of the Day

Drunk Stripper…You Know Apparently this is a Mom Pulling Gun on Teens to Defend her Son…. Taking Out the ATM Dancer of the Day A Man and a Baby Bear… Just a Car Catching on Fire… Partier Of the Day…Now If Only All Ravers Followed His Lead… What the fuck is this…. And…what the fuck is this weirdness… The post The Ass Puppet….Is the Worst and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Solveig Mork Hansen for Vanity Fair of the Day

I don’t know what is going on with Vanity Fair, but as far as I’m concerned I don’t care, as long as it keeps heading in this direction…because I am a pervert and when I see fishnets over panties, I just want to slide my hand up in there and act like a puppet master…at the puppet show of my dreams…. I’ve never heard of Solveig Mork Hansen…or really care…who she is or what her story is…or where she is from….I just like that Vanity Fair has gone lingerie catalog….and appreciate that she’s not a sex worker while being a sex worker… The post Solveig Mork Hansen for Vanity Fair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Not Surprisingly, Yoda Will Be Computer-Generated on the Phantom Menace Blu-ray

Because you don’t own Star Wars on enough platforms, Lucasfilm is releasing the complete saga on Blu-ray in September. The massive and anticipated release will feature loads of bells and whistles — including Original Trilogy deleted scenes! — plus some new stuff. Like a computer-generated version of Yoda to replace the puppet used in The Phantom Menace . Click through for a comparison.

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Katy Perry’s Sweet Tight Latex Cleavage

I have no idea what all this Katy Perry hipster shenanigans are all about, but she’s in a tight latex dress motorboating a puppet of Mr Burns from The Simpsons so who really gives crap. Does some lucky puppeteer get to have his hand in there? Lucky bastard gets a cheap feel. A fortune teller once told me I’d be jealous of a puppeteer and I thought she was just pulling my leg. I’m actually more jealous of the puppet. So there!

It’s The Troops Stupid! General Stanley McChrystal’s Burning Disgust for the Puppet Obama…(VIDEO)

General McChrystal’s Burning Contempt for the Puppet Obama Kurt Nimmo Infowars.com June 22, 2010 The farce that is the war in Afghanistan is coming apart at the seams. General Stanley McChrystal’s sharp comments about Obama, Biden, and the administration published by Rolling Stone are not so much about disrespect, as the script-reading corporate media talking heads would have it, but rather about a policy in disarray in Afghanistan. It’s The Troops Stupid! General Stanley McChrystal’s Burning Disgust for the Puppet Obama…(VIDEO)… http://ctpatriot1970.wordpress.com/2010/06/23/its-the-troops-stupid-general-stan… Obama the wunderbar teleprompter reader (and little else) is instructed to push the completely untenable prospect that the United States can win the so-called war in Afghanistan, a country often referred to as the graveyard of empires. added by: ctpatriot1970

Courtney Love Saw This Coming!

Is it just us or does Courtney Love look like the puppet from the movie, Saw?

Spoiler Alert! Jason Lewis Arrives To ‘SATC’ Set!

Well look who finally showed up!