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Josephine Skriver Nude for Porter Magazine of the Day

Josephine Skriver is pretty fucking amazing…..Sure she was created in a lab, has a competitive advantage and was built from SCIENCE experiments, possibly funded by Victoria’s Secret, or just her Gay Biologist dad’s GOD COMPLEX, where Josephine Skriver is the first public GMO models…that none of you hippie non-GMO fucks are complaining about – because she looks like this… I am less interested in her perfect nudes and more with the flaws of science, where she will either self destruct in the middle of a fashion show, or maybe just die of cancer – or have some of her limbs fall off – because that’s what happens when you play GOD Japedo…that’s what we’ll call her gay dad going forward…the puppet master…up on some Frankenstein shit…I want to jerk off to… She’s great… Don’t like that? What the fuck is wrong with you nerd? Well Nerd, How About her with a Light Sabre…that’s some Star Wars shit.. The post Josephine Skriver Nude for Porter Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver Nude for Porter Magazine of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is Blonde of the Day

Breaking news…This just in…Hot off the presses…Candice Swanepoel dyed her hair blonder than it already was…and no one fucking cares… What we do care about is seeing her bikini / lingerie model modelling fucking bikinis and lingerie like she is supposed to be…rather than posting pics of her not so hot face when her ass isn’t in the frame to stare at….to her social media… I mean bitches always get an ego when they get too famous, and forget the only reason they are famous, and that is because of their fucking booty…at least in this South African’s case… Everyday, I am less and less interested in Candice Swanepoel. She’s old news… her hair looks stupid…who the fuck cares… To See Her at Some Evenr Follow this link

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Audrina Patridge’s Lovely Breasts Are Back

It looks as though the Audrina Patridge reality show is still a go, just what we need. Here she is in her skinny jeans filming some perfectly natural, completely unscripted scenes out in West Hollywood the other day. No really, it doesn’t look staged at all, we can crop out the production assistant holding the script later. Anyhow, I’m less interested in how her career is going and more interested in finding out how those big fake breasts have been holding up. I’ve missed you girls. How about a hug?