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Rihanna See Through from her 100 Million Dollar Villa of the Day

Posted on June 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna is back on home turf and I guess to deal with the boredom of the ISLAND…we call it Island Fever…where there’s only so much sitting at staring at tropical plants, swimming in bathtub temperature water, drinking your fucking face off because you’re richer than god – you can do – without staging a photoshoot for your social media – as you “ground yourself” by being back home – where it all happened – where all the sex while underage with BRITISH rich men helped plant the seeds that created her empire…. From garbage man’s daughter, to bratty rich cunt, to this more pensive nipples on the internet – you know maximize that downtime bro. The post Rihanna See Through from her 100 Million Dollar Villa of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver Nude for Porter Magazine of the Day

Posted on June 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Josephine Skriver is pretty fucking amazing…..Sure she was created in a lab, has a competitive advantage and was built from SCIENCE experiments, possibly funded by Victoria’s Secret, or just her Gay Biologist dad’s GOD COMPLEX, where Josephine Skriver is the first public GMO models…that none of you hippie non-GMO fucks are complaining about – because she looks like this… I am less interested in her perfect nudes and more with the flaws of science, where she will either self destruct in the middle of a fashion show, or maybe just die of cancer – or have some of her limbs fall off – because that’s what happens when you play GOD Japedo…that’s what we’ll call her gay dad going forward…the puppet master…up on some Frankenstein shit…I want to jerk off to… She’s great… Don’t like that? What the fuck is wrong with you nerd? Well Nerd, How About her with a Light Sabre…that’s some Star Wars shit.. The post Josephine Skriver Nude for Porter Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shakira in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Even if her breasts are small and humble – she’s still Shakira in a bikini….nothing very exciting to me – but so famous on the international level, especially with the very fucking loyal hispanic community, she’s still masturbated to by more people than anyone should be masturbated to…and it would be negligent of me not to post these for you perverts….even if she’s too old for this kind of behavior…and a mom…but I guess that old rules of who can wear a bikini and who can wear a snowsuit to the beach – have changed as all these old bitches are about the two piece..and it could be worse, these could be pics of Amy Schumer…or other real fats who were never as hot as Shakira is now, even if Shakira now isn’t Shakira 10 years ago – even if that latin skin holds up to the elements… What the fuck am I saying..I eat 50 year old ass that is actually disgusting on all levels, for all reasons an ass would be deemed disgusting – and Shakira ass busting out of shorts- is good at any age…at least when you’re Shakira…so take it in. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Shakira in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Scarlett Johansson Monster of the DAy

Posted on November 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Scarlett Johansson made an appearance that I like to call addressing the fact that she was never as hot as the world made her out to be, and that her throwback to “hollywood glamour”, her PR Team spun for years, that worked and got her work, is really just a Mom heading to a PTA meeting after picking up the kids at Soccer practice and making them whatever Suburban families eat… There is no Glamour, there is just a memory of what was, now that it is old and tired, married and a mother, and pretty much as boring as I think she’s always been, except when she leaked those nudes and got a guy sent to jail for it, that was her peak, not that people who release nudes should go to jail, I mean we need them, but because she looked pretty good nude, but that was pre-kid…and only for a minute… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE