I would like someone to photoshop a dick in where the MIC is….because her facial expression is one I like pretending she’s making before taking a load on her face from some record exec who was in his 60s and owned Sony music who she married back when talent wasn’t enough to get famous. I’m not interested in any of that Nick Cannon shit, so make the dick white and Jewish, like she pretended to like when she was coming up… And while you do that, I’ll watch this video of her Popped Dress Almost Gives Me Boners…of the Day To see more of her being patriotic for Macy’s CLICK HERE
Emma Glover and Sallie Axl are apparently trashy sluts who ere cast on Big Brother, because in the UK all you need is being cast on Big Brother to become famous enough for the paparazzi to take pictures of you topless on the fucking beach…I mean it is also one of the better ways to become a topless Glamour model who will eventually marry a soccer player…because the years of whoring out like a pile of trashy topless shit… Whenever I see girls like this, I generally hate them. They think they are hotter than they are. They act like they are celebrities even before getting on TV, and they only fuck the DJ, Promoter or drug dealer. They are all the useless same, and loud and causing scenes, and really when looking at them, I don’t even want to fuck them. Sure they have well used vaginas, but I just prefer having nothing to do with any of that…they are damaged, trashy, and don’t realize they should only cost 50 bucks a blow job… You see, I like to judge books by the cover. That’s the whole fucking reason they have covers. Otherwise they’d just be pages of text undistinguishable from one another… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Emma Glover and Sallie Axl are apparently trashy sluts who ere cast on Big Brother, because in the UK all you need is being cast on Big Brother to become famous enough for the paparazzi to take pictures of you topless on the fucking beach…I mean it is also one of the better ways to become a topless Glamour model who will eventually marry a soccer player…because the years of whoring out like a pile of trashy topless shit… Whenever I see girls like this, I generally hate them. They think they are hotter than they are. They act like they are celebrities even before getting on TV, and they only fuck the DJ, Promoter or drug dealer. They are all the useless same, and loud and causing scenes, and really when looking at them, I don’t even want to fuck them. Sure they have well used vaginas, but I just prefer having nothing to do with any of that…they are damaged, trashy, and don’t realize they should only cost 50 bucks a blow job… You see, I like to judge books by the cover. That’s the whole fucking reason they have covers. Otherwise they’d just be pages of text undistinguishable from one another… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I generally hate these HOT 100 lists, mainly because they are usually associated with shitty magazines and the results, or the listing, is all random shit that means nothing. It’s like they put 100 names in a hat and pick at radom to see where to slot them… But I do love Complex, and I’m not just saying that because they featured me in the magazine in 2007, back when I peaked. I am saying that because I believe they put thought into their list, and I understand why Rihanna came out on top, because let’s face it, it is an Urban magazine and who the fuck else could have really won…. Rihanna is top of her game, lookin’ fit as hell, being a total exhibitionist slut, and she’s in my top 10 too.. So good job Complex, for renewing my hope in magazine top 100 lists…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE LIST FOLLOW THIS LINK
I generally hate old ladies…but I am totally down with whatever is going on here….possibly because her pussy was a big part of my masturbation in the 90s back when I’d rent her video and pause the shit on the pussy flash scene….trying to get it in perfect frame so that I could make out her labia before DVD existed….so many times that we were practically in a relationship. A relationship that ended when the internet hit and I got access to porn. But a relationship I’ll remember forever as a glorious time in my shitty fucking life…. I don’t know why she’s looking so hot at this event, it’s like some divorcee at the night club wanting to get some dick in her to make up for lost time and feel loved thanks to her husband leaving her for a 20 year old shit….a place I like to call heaven. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
The thing about fat chicks, is that they are the fucking worst, across the board, the worst. I mean, with any horrible entity that exists there is some good. Like if you’re a restaurant owner, or a bakery owner, or really if you do anything that has to do with food, you want to cater to the fat chicks, because they are good eating customers, except when they are on fad diets. As a pervert with no standards, sometimes you might want to be nice to a fat girl, because you will get laid out of it that night, when you need it, because fat chicks, like you, take what they can get. But the overall lazy, obnoxious to compensate for being unattractive, attitude these fat chicks have, coupled with looking really unattractive, overrides any good they have. I was standing outside a bar last night and some fat girl who was trying to hide her fat with big cleavage and loose fitting shirts was complaining about a dude smelling like shit – in typical fat chick form – loud and obnoxiou. So i interjected and said ‘are you sure you arent just smelling your own ass from all that eating. Or maybe it’s just your lonely and sad twat’s tears. To which her boyfriend for the night, a guy who was playing hero to get a blowjob, went into tough guy mode and told me I wasn’t funny – which leads us to a philosophical question of what is funny and who is an authority on it. because I find nothing the general public find funny, and anything that has to do with the smell of vagina tears, is hysterical to me…. That said, I saw Spring Breakers, Vanessa Pudgens’ belly hung over her bikini, it was disgusting, and here she is trying to do something about it. Here she is working out, cuz she needs it.
At my core, I am totally against 44 year old women. In fact I generally hate them, and avoid them at all costs, because sure the whole recently divorced, just want to slut out with no commitment, because they have been burned, have kids and a job, and no time to cling onto you is awesome, not to mention their years of experience in fucking, and the ease of entry of most household objects thanks to child birth, but they are still in their 40s and their pussies smell like an old folks home, no matter how many pairs of their daughters Lululemon pants their squeeze into…I figure there’s so many 25 year old willing to have a one night stand, who don’t have their inner thigh skin hanging around their knees to throw me off. But every once in a while, a top model like Helena Christensen, one of the OG Victoria’s Secret model comes along and reminds me that the only 44 year old women I really hate is the one I married. I mean shit, she looks fucking perfect enough for me in this bikini shoot. I want her life experience and born in 1968 dripping off my fucking face. Seriously, I’m in love. I need to climb the nearest mountain and scream her fucking name….amazing…
Cindy Crawford is and old thing in a new package and as much as I generally hate old things in any package…except maybe a snow suit…I am kinda into this Cindy Crawford old thing…cuz models just age better than regular humans cuz models are vain, image obsessed and scared the world will judge them when they fall off like they were Anna Nicole Smith…cuz there is nothing the catty, haters want to see more than someone so celebrated for being a babe…no longer a babe….and by the looks of it…Cindy Crawford is winning this fight….and I’m not just saying that cuz we had a moment and exchanged glances once and she smiled at me….as our souls connected a couple of years ago…I’m saying that cuz she’s good.
The highlight of the ESPY awards was Hayden Panettiere bringing out her implants that she got to balance out her broad shoulders that prior to being balanced out made her look like a boxing midget ready to do some novelty act at a bachelor party, you know starting with shooting hot dogs out of her twat and ending with the groom in a headlock between her thighs while all his friends laugh at his humiliation, or doing whatever else midgets with muscles do…. I generally hate fake tits but you know sometimes they save shitty tits, and sometimes they make tranny pros less homo to get blowjobs from. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK Bonus: Maria Sharapova Was Also There FOLLOW THIS LINK
This is probably one of the more ridiculous celebrity who isn’t a celebrity news stories that I had to post because it is just so stupid….Amy Childs, a bitch you’ve never heard of….and if you have it is either cuz you are in the UK….or because you love fake tits on bitches who show them off…until upgrading them….for the media to make a story out of the shit… I generally hate fake tits, cuz the girls who get them, especially the ones who size up on them, are usually fucking insecure garbage who put their importance on a purchased item…like a dude who drives a porsche and relies on that porsche to get him jobs, bitches, and self worth….only more convenient to carry around with you….but I do like anything that saves shitty tits so I am torn….But videos like this, discussing a whore’s happiness from making a move from C to DD, is almost amazing…it’s one of those let’s all question humanity or the human experience situations….
