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Barbara Palvin Slutty Photoshoot for Issue Magazine of the Day

Barbara Palvin is in some photoshoot for some bullshit you probably shouldn’t care about because it doesn’t matter, she doesn’t matter, her comeback doesn’t matter, the fact she is dating one of the dudes from the Suite Life of Zach and Cody shouldn’t matter, because all I see is an Eastern European who was destined to be a sex worker get pulled out of her fated life, and turned into some kind of half naked promo model celeb from a billion dollar brand, where she gets to date famous people who will eventually drop a baby in her, and none of that is anywhere near where I want her to be as a sex worker…you know desperately trying to find some dick to suck to get off the streets for a few hours…it’s cold and damp on the mean streets of Hungary and she’s hungry….but instead…she’s rich as fuck….and not even that great. In terms of this shoot, the highlight pic is the bottom one – where you can zoom in and out of her cunt in black panties. Hot. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Barbara Palvin Slutty Photoshoot for Issue Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Captain Obvious: Will.i.am Says Hip-Hop is “The Lowest-Hanging Fruit’

Source: photo: WENN As the culture continues to evolve it is a given some veterans will disagree with the current trajectory. Will.i.am made it clear he is not here for today’s Soundcloud wave. As spotted by  Complex   The Black Eyed Peas front man recently did an interview with  Rolling Stone . As he focuses his talents to build out an artificially intelligent personal assistant via his technology company I.am+, the music periodical picked his brain on the future of entertainment. When talking Rap Will spoke to the elephant in the room. “What’s the number-one sport on the planet? Soccer, because anyone can play it. The problem with hip-hop is everybody could do it. It doesn’t take much f***ing skill right now to make hip-hop. It’s become the lowest-hanging fruit.” He went on to further explain his stance. “It’s no longer about Rakim-level, Nas-level, not the deep, metaphorical simile sh*t. Out of respect for the Nases of the world, let’s not call it hip-hop. Let’s say that’s rap. But instrumental music is going to be the next biggest sh*t.” When asked to clarify his speculation about music in the next 20 years he pointed to talent and skill. “The John Coltranes, the Stan Getzes, the Jimi Hendrixes, the musicianship. That’s the only way to prove intelligence or taste: demonstrating your artistry. Right now we’re competing human on human, and eventually we’ll be competing human on machine – the moment there’s a fucking AI mumble rapper [ laughs ] . . . it’s inevitable, bro! Like, the reason why  Star Wars  is  Star Wars  is because the Jedis kept the machines in check” he said. You can read the rest of the interview here where he discusses how AI will eventually surpass HI (human intelligence) and more. Photo: WENN.com

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Bar Refaeli Workout of the Day

What’s not to like about a girl named Bar…I mean we all like bars…the site is called drunkenstepfather and when you combine hot model tits, even when they are old and a mother of two, tits…in spandex working out for their model body, a model body that was once good enough for LEO, top tier model because it was before Leo was picking up all the table scraps….you’ve got a good thing.. I mean unless you’re like all the Americans on my facebook, who wouldn’t like bar for the simple fact that she’s an Israelite, assuming her people run the media, and perpetuate lies….until you tell them that their leader Trump supports Israel, his daughter is also Jewish…converted that way….so that they can calm their racist KKK asses, and see Bar for what she is…a rich fucking big titty Victoria’s Secret model who retired from modeling to start a family at a reasonable age, unlike the Brazilians who were older than her at the time they worked together, and who are still fucking doing it…. But then again, it’s the instagram era, and this fitness would suggest a Bar comeback to come to….as 30 year old women don’t seem to know how to sit on their pile of money and enjoy doing nothing…it’s like being half naked and having dudes jerk off to them is their lifeline… The post Bar Refaeli Workout of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Caroline Vreeland Massive Tits of the Day

Caroline Vreeland is not hot, but she doesn’t need to be hot, she can just have tits, and do just fine with that…her body weird…as it would be…when you’re deformed and carry your weight in your tits the way she does…not to say she’s fat, but she is dumpy looking, and I’m not really a fan, I don’t look at her and want to fuck her tits, I don’t even like they way her tits look in the nudes I’ve posted of her in the past, she’s sort of just average at best, trying hard to be relevant, going to all the events, she’s years deep in this hustle, and there is a reason she hasn’t made it yet… I mean girls with far less tits, access and a great grandmother who probably isnt’ even her grandmother but part of her lie to get her into fashion events…doing far more than her….but she exists… She hangs with influencers, celebs, is in Hollywood, wants to be a singer and has huge tits…yet has been at this for 5-8 years and still not a household name…you’d think she’d take the hint, but I guess she’s just living man…and it’s finally coming together for her…persistence people..keep up the good work…those tits will eventually excite people and you will eventually exist… She is getting brand deals though, so I guess she’s hanging at the right tables and people are starting to sign checks in her name…but it’s been a fucking while, almost a pathetic amount of time that she’s wanted this to happen and that alone makes her pathetic. Big tits though. That’s an accomplishment. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Caroline Vreeland Massive Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kim Kardashian Baby Photo: It’s Technically Here!

The wait is finally over, folks. Kim Kardashian has finally presented fans with their first look at baby son Saint West. Kind of… The mother of two shared a precious picture on Instagram this weekend, one that technically does feature the first-ever glimpse at little Saint, to whom Kim gave birth on December 5. It just isn’t a glimpse at his face or head or anything too revealing. Instead, Kardashian has posted a photo of her daughter North’s finger being squeezed by Saint’s tiny little hand, writing as a caption: She said, “He’s my best friend.” Okay, darn. She got us. That’s pretty darn adorable. Kim and Kanye West welcomed their second child a few weeks early, following a difficult pregnancy for the reality star. Due to a variety of complications and the health risks associated with them, it’s unlikely Kim and Kanye have a third baby. But that’s okay. They already have one boy and one girl and then we can at least be spared Kardashian’s nauseating talk about how she simply must lose all her pregnancy weight as soon as possible. The public, meanwhile, continues to wait for a legitimate look at Saint West. Kardashian and her husband have been offered an insane amount of money to sell the first real pictures to a tabloid, but the safer assumption is that Kim will eventually post them to her new website/app. For now, however, the above picture will need to suffice. And it is very cute in its own way, isn’t it? View Slideshow: 52 Totally Adorable North West Photos

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Kim Kardashian Baby Photo: It’s Technically Here!

The wait is finally over, folks. Kim Kardashian has finally presented fans with their first look at baby son Saint West. Kind of… The mother of two shared a precious picture on Instagram this weekend, one that technically does feature the first-ever glimpse at little Saint, to whom Kim gave birth on December 5. It just isn’t a glimpse at his face or head or anything too revealing. Instead, Kardashian has posted a photo of her daughter North’s finger being squeezed by Saint’s tiny little hand, writing as a caption: She said, “He’s my best friend.” Okay, darn. She got us. That’s pretty darn adorable. Kim and Kanye West welcomed their second child a few weeks early, following a difficult pregnancy for the reality star. Due to a variety of complications and the health risks associated with them, it’s unlikely Kim and Kanye have a third baby. But that’s okay. They already have one boy and one girl and then we can at least be spared Kardashian’s nauseating talk about how she simply must lose all her pregnancy weight as soon as possible. The public, meanwhile, continues to wait for a legitimate look at Saint West. Kardashian and her husband have been offered an insane amount of money to sell the first real pictures to a tabloid, but the safer assumption is that Kim will eventually post them to her new website/app. For now, however, the above picture will need to suffice. And it is very cute in its own way, isn’t it? View Slideshow: 52 Totally Adorable North West Photos

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Ireland Baldwin Welcomes Sister to Family, Offers Life Advice

As of yesterday, Alec Baldwin is a new father … which means Ireland Baldwin is a new sister. Which has led the 17-year old to write a long, heartfelt, humorous letter of advice to little Carmen Gabriela. Begins the missive, which Ireland wrote on Twitter: “You will eventually make your own decisions, but hopefully you will listen to and use the knowledge I have gained from my past experiences and from the results of my many mistakes.” Never one to be shy with her feelings (she thinks the paparazzi are doo doo head dummies ), Ireland included a mature message about kids and their parents at the outset of the message. “Remember that your parents will always love you,” she wrote. “As a kid, you forget that sometimes. When they are screaming about this and bickering about that. It hurts. Grown ups yell. I don’t know why, but they do. No matter what your mom or Dad says or does, simply remember that they love the s–t out of you. NEVER forget it.” When she was 11, of course, Ireland was in the news because her famous father left a voicemail in which he referred to her as a “rude, thoughtless little pig.” By the time Carmen reads this, Ireland added,” she hopes the siblings will “be best friends, sitting in some rad coffee shop in Brooklyn, talking about bands and how… Channing Tatum used to be hot. Maybe cars will be hovering and s–t.” A very sweet idea and letter all around, which included the following advice about fighting: “WALK AWAY.” Let’s hope Ireland and Carmen’s dad takes heed of it.  

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Some UK Big Brother Trash Topless on the Beach

Emma Glover and Sallie Axl are apparently trashy sluts who ere cast on Big Brother, because in the UK all you need is being cast on Big Brother to become famous enough for the paparazzi to take pictures of you topless on the fucking beach…I mean it is also one of the better ways to become a topless Glamour model who will eventually marry a soccer player…because the years of whoring out like a pile of trashy topless shit… Whenever I see girls like this, I generally hate them. They think they are hotter than they are. They act like they are celebrities even before getting on TV, and they only fuck the DJ, Promoter or drug dealer. They are all the useless same, and loud and causing scenes, and really when looking at them, I don’t even want to fuck them. Sure they have well used vaginas, but I just prefer having nothing to do with any of that…they are damaged, trashy, and don’t realize they should only cost 50 bucks a blow job… You see, I like to judge books by the cover. That’s the whole fucking reason they have covers. Otherwise they’d just be pages of text undistinguishable from one another… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel Has The Greatest Booty Ever!

Why is that women’s magazines are making hotter and sexier photoshoots than men’s? Here’s Candice Swanepoel in the latest Vogue Spain issue and not only did they get her topless, they managed to take the greatest booty shot of all time . Amazing!!!

Desiree Hartsock Is Not A Stripper, She’s The New “Bachelorette”

I don’t watch the “Bachelorette” but finally they have a girl who not only has a great stripper name, she’s cute too. Meet Desiree Hartsock and she’s the unlucky girl who’s going to choose some douchebag who will eventually cheat on her (cause she has small boobs), they’ll break up, and then for some reason he will end up as the next “Bachelor”. Sorry to ruin it for you ladies, but I just saved your boyfriends weeks of having to listen to you talk about this crap.