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Hillary Holmes Does Fat Chick Modeling Right of the Day

Hillary Holmes: Fat Chick model, doing fat chick modeling right, because she’s officially just a larger girl, and not a slob who looks like she’s got diabetes, high blood pressure and will be in a motorized scooter in vegas – going from slot machine to slot machine….waiting to die prematurely.. Now I don’t love fat chicks, I married one, and wiping her ass is disgusting, but I need to do it before eating her out so I don’t get ecoli. I don’t like gross fat chicks, especially entitled ones who don’t act like they are fat, but rather like they are hot. All loud and annoying. I don’t mind gross fat if it’s broken and sad and lonely and willing to suck my dick… But I do like handsome, substantial, large and strong women, with toned stomachs and massive hips and asses, but probably because I can’t fuck them since my dick doesn’t reach…or penetrate the egg hole…but I still like lookin’ at them…so here’s some fat chick model who does plus sized right.. The post Hillary Holmes Does Fat Chick Modeling Right of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hayden Panettiere’s Fake Tits at the ESPY Awards of the Day

The highlight of the ESPY awards was Hayden Panettiere bringing out her implants that she got to balance out her broad shoulders that prior to being balanced out made her look like a boxing midget ready to do some novelty act at a bachelor party, you know starting with shooting hot dogs out of her twat and ending with the groom in a headlock between her thighs while all his friends laugh at his humiliation, or doing whatever else midgets with muscles do…. I generally hate fake tits but you know sometimes they save shitty tits, and sometimes they make tranny pros less homo to get blowjobs from. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK Bonus: Maria Sharapova Was Also There FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jessica Miller Titties for Fashion of the Day

Jessica Miller is some model who is showing her tits for fashion because that is what models do…especially when they are pushing 30 and from Las Vegas, well aware of what happens to the Showgirls who never showed their tits, or showed their tits in the wrong venue, who are now fat and married to a slot machine, probably a lot like her mother, who helped her do this legit fashion thing, and I made that whole story up, it is purely fantasy, except maybe for the fact that bitch is in a photoshoot showing her tits like a stripper getting paid, only hoping for exposure and that works out perfectly for me.

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