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Celebrities Who Voted of the Day

Posted on November 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As a Canadian – I am sure the Trump Winning Election will affect me or my people on some level or another – so when Trump people get mad at me for having an opinion because I am a Canadian – I am reminded why the half retard – great marketer got into office…but I think it’s a troll and he’s not gonna be all that bad…since all he wanted was the title… I did read Art of the Deal many many years ago – and his one point that I remember is that if you become a celebrity and people talk about you – you can have a platform to push and sell anything – and he’s proved that…so maybe people should be praising him for living the American Dream…where rich white people can make it to the top of Politics without ever working in politics…no matter how insane that dream may be.. I find Trump funny, entertaining, he’s an entertainer…he’s from Reality TV and he proves that social media can destroy for trolling – because people will believe anything – you just need that big FB page to get there… The only joy I have from the Trump win is all the celebrities being reminded that they are disconnected in their real white privileged life…that peopled don’t care enough about them to be influenced by them….and that despite their efforts – I’m talking to you Katy Perry..you’ve failed…you dancing Monkeys…. I love that how loud they were about Hillary Clinton – Failed them…. So here are a bunch of celebs who voted LOLZ…advertising they VOTED….most opening with the “I’m With Her”…campaign…that lost because instead of making a difference in the world…they are the worst self involved cunts around…making that money… Anything to remind these celebs that they suck…brings me joy. Fucking idiots… Some of these celebs are: Roselyn Sanchez, America Ferrera, Camille Belle, Cheryl Burke, Alex Daddario, Sophia Bush, Jessica Biel, Sarah Michelle Gellar – Hands, Julianne Hough, Katie Cassidy Dumping Trump, Marisa Tomei, Olivia Wilde, Anna Kendrick FACELESS< Emmy Rossum bug eyeed, Lily Collins - Blake Lively Mouth...and anne Hathaway, Amanda Seyfried and Kate Hudson, Bryce Dallas Howard, Miley Cyrus, Danica McKellar, Beth Behrs, I put some no names in here also...Sarah Hyland, Ashley Tisdale, Vanessa Hudgens, Mariah Menounos, Taylor Swift... Ariel WInter - A video posted by ARIEL WINTER (@arielwinter) on Nov 8, 2016 at 1:36pm PST The post Celebrities Who Voted of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Michelle Monaghan Hot in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on November 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Michelle Monaghan is some hot bodied 40 year old – who while everyone is out there crying about the vote…even after tweeting for people to vote -because she’s famous – despite me having to google her – and that’s her duty to fit into the scene….Michelle Monaghan still managed to show off her hot body in a bikini…for a photoshoot – because apparently her life is very very important…where she must spend her days frolicking around in a bikini at 40..probably to get press to ride her fame…or to celebrate her hot body…. She’s 40, from True Detective and some other shit…and for me to say she’s got a hot body….is massive because at 40…that doesn’t happen…ever….maybe Michelle Monaghan should run for president…she’d be almost as easy to jerk off to as your first lady… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Michelle Monaghan Hot in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Toni Garrn By Richard Kern for Numero of the Day

Posted on November 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Toni Garrn is some Leonardo DiCaprio fucking model – who probably never fucked Leo – but it was good enough for business, just not that good enough for business, seeing as she’s still doing hipster instagram style shoots – with her nipples out for attention…but I guess these people just fucking love attention and even the most famous are still thirsty – it’s in their core and they fear losing everything…. Richard Kern, who took these hipster nude pics, is actually an old creeper who has been in the scene of nude pics with random young girls for a long time, I knew him from vice and have promoted his work on the site, even a few years ago – his people asked me to find him local pussy to shoot…because he tours town to town getting anyone over 18 naked… So he’s got a lot of practice in posing bitches, making them look good, and that’s why I’m down with these pics…I mean that…and nipples…and the fact that they aren’t talking about TRUMP or CLINTON or the absurdity of it all like social justice warriors of the internet – when all we should focus on, is the tits…the real cause of the dumbing of America… The post Toni Garrn By Richard Kern for Numero of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Agnes Hedengard is Too Fat To Model of the Day

Posted on August 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Agnes Hedengard is a pretty hot model from who the fuck cares..she’s in her underwear…and she’s been not getting work because she’s too big…so she decided to make a viral video about the absurdity of it all, because her butt is too big…her ass is too big…and clients want nothing to do with her because she needs to be thinner… Typical Fatty…complaining about everything, always being loud and annoying and whining…fucking fat people… I don’t believer her….I call this a strategy to get noticed…to get work…and it worked…she’s translated the video into two languages – making excuses for not getting work she knows people will freak out over because it is ridiculous…you know generate a buzz, create an uprising, be the figurehead to stand out from all the other instagram models who think they are models…. She should probably become a plus sized model…because that’s what all the agencies that have spent 50 years telling skinny girls they are fat, are now celebrating because it is “In”….hypocrites.. Most interesting in all this is that Kate Upton is still not considered a plus sized model, despite being fatter than all plus sized model…it’s a shit industry, it’s not a real job, who cares… Here are some of her instagram pics..being fat… The post Agnes Hedengard is Too Fat To Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Bachelor Promo: Chris Soules’ Field of Dreams!

Posted on November 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The handsome Chris Soules stars in ABC’s first promo for the new season of The Bachelor, and in it, both he and the network show they’re in on the joke. The Bachelor Promo: Chris Soules The Bachelor strikes a unique balance on TV, with its utterly ridiculous premise, epically cheesy cliches and outrageous displays of behavior from contestants. All of that makes it a fun show to watch, of course, and the show layers all of these facets with enough humor and inside jokes to balance out the absurdity. While it’s impossible to take what you see seriously, there remains enough genuine emotion and intrigue to keep it from becoming a total joke, as well. Combine all that together and what you have is one of the longest-running and most successful franchises on network TV, with no end in sight either. In Chris Soules , ABC has again found the whole package, and is packaging it accordingly as the unintentional comedy the show has become in this teaser. Soules, 32, was rejected by Andi Dorfman on The Bachelorette this summer, but not after leaving Andi (and more than a few fans) swooning for weeks. Now we see the Iowa farmer playing to type and walking through a cornfield, voices from unseen women calling to him. The Bachelor meets Field of Dreams . At the end of the clip, Soules finds and holds up the rose “they will come” for, making for a funny pop culture reference and a tongue-in-cheek teaser. Chris Soules Photos: The Bachelor 2015! 1. Chris Soules is The Bachelor 2015 Chris Soules is The Bachelor 2015. Here he is, leaving no doubts about it. By the time the season starts in early January, things will start to get serious and melodramatic (you don’t need The Bachelor spoilers to tell you that). If this first look is any indication, though, expect a great deal of humor to be injected into the 2015 season, as well, with Chris playing along gamely. No one wants to watch The Bachelor online if it’s not funny. Otherwise, even cat fighting and women trying to outdo each other get old after awhile.

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Kris Jenner Poses Topless with Daughters, Misses Them So Much

Posted on July 22, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When her kids are away, Kris Jenner will play. With Photoshop. Much to our nauseating confusion. The reality TV matriarch posted a strange picture on Instagram today, heavily editing a shot of herself and her three daughters and including with it a message that reads: “I miss you guys so much @kourtneykardashian @kimkardashian @khloekardashian !!! #pleasecomehome #love.” Did we mention that everyone in the image is TOPLESS? For the record: Kim Kardashian is in Punta Mita, Mexico, posing often in a bikini with Kanye West while he records his new album. Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are living in New York, where they are filming the reality spin-off series Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons and trying to avoid the #NoDASH campaign haters. It’s unclear why Kris chose to splice together a photo of her and her kids without a shirt on… but it’s not at all unclear now why Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner keep posing topless, is it? 14 First World Problems from Which the Kardashians Suffer 1. No Cell Service! No cell phone service?!? How can Kris Jenner even go on with her life?

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Wife’s Sex Spreadsheet Shows Female Perspective, Previews Evental Divorce

Posted on July 22, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sex spreadsheets are hot right now, even if the sex lives of those using Microsoft Office to chronicle the daily void they’re experiencing are far from it. It all started when one woman discovered her husband’s spreadsheet of her excuses for turning down sex , a list that promptly went viral on Reddit. That was followed by an epic, but fake rebuttal from the wife ’s point of view, further illustrating the absurdity of using Excel for this passive aggressive purpose. Now, we see a chart published on Guyism, allegedly compiled by a woman who eventually divorced the husband in question. You can see why here: Seriously. Can’t imagine why this union didn’t stand the test of time. The Tigers have had some great seasons lately, and yes, keeping a daily list of reasons for turning down sex is kind of insane in its own right, but still. Get it together, dude. Are you serious, pulling some of this stuff? How bad can it be? Unlike the first woman in question, this one clearly wanted some! Do you really want to pass out every night and let the Magic Wand do your job? What an embarrassment to the gender. Marriage as Seen on Facebook 1. Family Breakfast It’s the most important meal of the day, and all your friends mysteriously start it off looking this good.

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Jay Mohr Calls Alyssa Milano Fat, Actress Reacts on Twitter

Posted on January 2, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jay Mohr is under fire after making a recent crack at Alyssa Milano’s expense, and while she took the high road in response, she was far from happy. Mohr reportedly scrutinized the Mistresses star during a recent radio interview after the two attended the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Awards gala. “She was one of the presenters,” he said. “She’s very tiny, in height.” “It seems like she had a baby and said, ‘I don’t really give a s–t’ … I read it on her gut. Somebody sat in the director’s chair and was not wearing Spanx and I was like, ‘Jesus Christ.'” In response, Milano sent the comedian a direct tweet on Christmas. “@jaymohr37 So sorry you felt the need to publicly fat-shame me. Be well and God Bless. Please send my love to your beautiful wife,” she wrote. “You’re all lovely. Thank you for your kind words. #Appreciative” Mohr has been married Nikki Cox since 2006; they have a son Meredith, 2. Milano and husband of three years Dave Bugliari welcomed son Milo in 2011. After receiving plenty of backlash, Jay explained as such: “@perezhilton @alyssa_milano She’s stunning … I mistakenly thought the absurdity of what I was saying would have been taken as a joke. #fail” Definitely right on the money … with the #fail aspect. Even though quotes don’t convey the right tone in print sometimes, how would a blatant, specific put-down of Alyssa’s weight be construed as facetious? His explanation is that he was just kidding, and Alyssa is so unspeakably gorgeous that implying anything but this fact would be an obvious joke. You buying it? Discuss in the comments …

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Michael Hopkins Dies in Rafting Accident; Oscar Winner Was 53

Posted on December 31, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tragic movie news to report as we bid farewell to 2012: Oscar-winning sound editor Michael Hopkins has been killed in a fatal rafting accident in his native New Zealand, according to reports. He was only 53 years old. He won Oscars for the The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers in 2003 and King Kong in 2006. He also worked on Blade Runner, Superman, Octopussy and Transformers . Hopkins first worked with director Peter Jackson on his 1992 movie Braindead, and was also part of Jackson’s team for Heavenly Creatures and The Frighteners . The accident that claimed the life of Hopkins happened in the Waiohine River on New Zealand’s North Island. His two rafting companions both survived. Police Senior Sergeant Carolyn Watson said: “Police would like to thank all those who assisted in the recovery of Mr. Hopkins and the rescue of his companions, particularly the jet boat operator who came to our aid.” “At considerable risk to himself, [he] was able to rescue the female.” “All three were wearing life jackets, wetsuits and helmets at the time and it appears that Mr. Hopkins got into trouble after they were ejected from the raft in a fast flowing eddy.” R.I.P.

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Best of 2012: The Year in Ridiculous Tabloid Covers!

Posted on December 31, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

On the final day of 2012, the tabloids finally, sort of got it right: Kim Kardashian pregnant is now a fact, not just a headline made up to move magazines. But, for the most part, the In Touch Weekly and Life & Styles of the world were rather… judicious with their topics and covers. Below, we present the most ridiculous tabloid covers of the year and we encourage readers to take note in 2013: Save yourself a few bucks and read THG. We charge nothing for our absurdity!

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