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Candice Swanepoel and Martha Hunt in Possibly the Best Shoot Ever of the DAy

Here are Candice Swanepoel and Martha Hunt, two glorious models with amazing bodies who normally work for Victoria’s Secret because they are that good at being half naked, cuz even if Victoria’s Secret is a fucking scam, the girls the pull are pretty fucking good….and even better when modelling the way their immigrant tits were supposed to…and that’s naked or half naked…or more naked than photoshopped bras and bikinis…we’re used to seeing them in… Now I think Candice is almost fucking perfect…making this the highlight of my otherwise depressing horrible day…and it’s not even really a highlight but more of a depressing reminder that my wife is an obese pig and more importantly, that Candice isn’t the girl who’s face I spit on when I fuck… Here are the pics.

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Candice Swanepoel and Martha Hunt in Possibly the Best Shoot Ever of the DAy

Rob Ford is the Coolest Mayor in the History of Mayors of the Day

I don’t pop molly, but I would smoke crack with Rob Ford, because he is the coolest mayor in the history of mayors…prior to crack, he embezzled money, people have gone missing, he was on the news saying he didn’t tell a girl he wanted to eat her pussy, because he has pussy at home…and now he’s fat man running…and tackling a dude…wherever the fuck this is…I mean I think is the best thing to happen to Canada since Drake….at least in comedic value!! It’s amazing.

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Rob Ford is the Coolest Mayor in the History of Mayors of the Day