I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that most of you perverts probably don’t have a subscription to Allure Magazine . But don’t worry, I’ll help spare you the embarrassment of pretending you’re buying it for “your girlfriend,” just so you can ogle the latest photoshoot from their August cover girl and five-alarm pants fire Emily Ratajkowski . Now you can spend your lunch break locking yourself in your work bathroom with your phone and pretending you ate bad sushi instead. You’re welcome.
Bad Signs For Inauguration Donald Trump’s deplorable party is happening in Washington, D.C. today and it’s already off to a bad start. Attendance is down, on top of a multitude of other problems. So we already know to expect a crappy event. But it seems as though things are only going to get worse. Take a look at all the ways the Inauguration is looking like a terrible show.
Alicia Keys Tells Parents To Let Boys Have Painted Nails Alicia Keys doesn’t care about your silly gender norms ! The singer recently sat down with Allure Magazine to speak out about how women and men are viewed in this society. Keys claims that women are often made to feel insecure in this society and young men are told not to have feelings. “I was so sick of the way women were forced to feel inadequate in many different circumstances or forced to feel insecure by the way we’re portrayed or the way we look,” Keys says of the inspiration behind her new album Here. As a mom to two boys with husband Swizz Beatz — Genesis Ali, 2, and Egypt Daoud, 6 — the other side of the coin is important to touch on, as well. “I am so annoyed at the way we force boys to be fake strong — don’t cry, don’t be soft. Let a boy be able to dance!” she says. “Let a boy paint his nails. So a boy wants to paint his nails. Who cares! All these strange, oppressive ideas.” Would you let your son paint his nails? What do you think of Alicia’s comments about how parents should raise their boys? Splash News/IG
Here’s Gigi Hadid naked on a horse for some new photoshoot for Allure Magazine because apparently she’s still trying to prove she’s a real, respectable fashion model and not just another wannabe rich kid with a bunch of Instagram followers. And the best way to do that is getting naked around some animals for an “artsy” magazine shoot, I guess? I dunno, I agree with the “getting naked” part, but I think these pictures would be a lot more daring if she was riding a blogger instead. Just something to think about for next time.
There are rumors floating around that Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato have a sex tape shot when they were underage….and that Miley threatened to leak the video when her and Demi were having some Disney based fight we can assume was based on jealousy because one actor / singer with a big fanbase hated the other actor / singer with a huge fan base because she was Mexicans and Mexicans are seriously fucking loyal…which led to the Demi Lovato break down. I don’t know if that’s a true story, but it should be, it would make these plastic, souless, boring cunts far more interesting or have more depth, instead of the garbage we are fed about them… I do know that Lovato had a drug addiction, became a lesbian, blamed it on being bi-polar, only to start dating Wilmer Valderamma and realizing the way to be fat and stay fat and still have audience support by doing the “Love your Body” shit targeted to fat girls…not so interesting, just an example of how shitty the world we live in is… Here she is in ALlure wearing underwear…I may have posted this before, it’s all the fucking same and I don’t care about Demi Lovato, she’s not hot and posting this is just out of habit more than anything… The post Demi Lovato’s Bra and Panty Set for Allure of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Jordana Brewster poses nude for Allure Magazine ( egotastic.com ) Marisa Papen is every hipster’s wet dream ( drunkenstepfather.com ) This is likely the closest we’ll ever get to seeing Miranda Lambert’s breasts ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Lindsey Kevitch deserves to be as big as Charlotte McKinney ( boobieblog.com ) Rumer Willis sports a pair of pokies at Dancing with the Stars rehearsal ( thenipslip.com ) And now for the featured att-RACK-tion! ( doubleviking.com ) Alice Goodwin is simply unreal ( steakwood.com ) British pornstar Samantha Bentley will return to Game of Thrones Season 5 ( fleshbot.com )
If you were in the mood for some bikini pictures of a half assed sitcom star, you’ve come to the right place. Here’s Kaley Cuoco flashing her bikini body in some fancy Twitter pictures. I like it, she’s not making those weird faces she normally does and she’s got a cute little belly I wouldn’t mind chewing on for a few hours. Not bad at all. More please.
Nicki Minaj is writing two books as part of her dream to run an ”empire.” Minaj, who already has her own nail polish range, a shade of M.A.C. lipstick, and is planning a fashion line … now wants to add author to her resume. When asked if she would ever consider writing a book, she tweeted: ”Wrkng on 2 books actually… ” On creating an empire, she told Allure magazine: ”I never thought about music as just being the end-all, be-all. I always looked at it like a business, something that I could create an empire out of. So that’s why I’m only about to put out my second album and I’m already thinking about this.”
