I never even watched the Sopranos, yet I am compelled to post Meadow Soprano in her shorts, rocking some Italian or Jewish Booty, lookin’ nice and lazy yet erotic, because I think I have a middled aged mom fetish, at least that is what I assume is going now that I look at 40 year olds and think “I’d fuck that”….something very foreign to me, but I guess something that happens when you’ve been exposed to too many hot young chicks, it becomes the norm and average middle aged chicks become the new freaky fetish..> WHO KNOWS
WARNING: Once you take a look at the photo below, you will never be able to get it out of your head. It will haunt your dreams. It will follow you around wherever you go. It will make you wonder about what is true and what is false in nearly every aspect of your life. Are you ready? Okay, you’ve been warned… No, wait. Not that photo. It’s a different Rosie O’Donnell photo that is causing the Internet to stop in its collective tracks. On Thursday night, a Twitter user with the handle @Principat0 sent a picture to O’Donnell of her face superimposed over that of Steve Bannon. This genius individual included a message with the image that reads: “A @Rosie picture is worth a thousand words.” O’Donnell quickly replied by writing “Exactly” and causing the photo to go viral. And here is that photo… For those in need of some background, here you go: O’Donnell was on to Donald Trump as the epitome of all things evil long before the rest of the world. Her feud with the President goes back many years, with Trump having called O’Donnell a “at pig , among many other insults, throughout their never-ending rivalry. Last weekend, meanwhile, Melissa McCarthy guest-starred on an episode of Saturday Night Live as White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer. The segment was viewed as hilarious and spot-on by viewers… and as cause for grave concern by those in the administration. According to a report in Politico, Trump was especially angry that Spicer was portrayed on SNL (below) by a woman because it made him look “weak.” Melissa McCarthy Delivers Perfect Sean Spicer Impression on SNL Naturally, this led many people to push for O’Donnell to appear on a future installment of the NBC comedy show as Bannon, Trump’s top advisor who is basically a modern day Nazi. The idea being that Trump’s main celebrity foil impersonating the man who most consider to be pulling Trump’s strings in office would be enough to drive the President legitimately insane. (Assuming he isn’t there already, that is.) It didn’t take long for this campaign to reach O’Donnell, who responded to the movement this week by Tweeting that she’s prepared to take one for the country. “I am here to serve,” Rosie wrote in response to those who want to see her as Bannon. She added of Alec Baldwin and McCarthy: “Alec has Trump. Melissa has Spice. I would need a few days to prepare. So, if called, I will be ready.” View Slideshow: Steve Bannon: Who is Trump’s White Nationalist Chief Advisor? Does her Tweet of the mash-up picture mean that O’Donnell actually will appear as Bannon this weekend? On an episode that will be hosted by Baldwin? We’ll need to wait a day or so to find out. In the meantime, we’ll need to think of some kind of way to stop seeing the photo above in our head every time we close our eyes. It’s eerie.
A week that started with awful news has concluded in the most positive manner possible for Jamie Lynn Spears. The sister of Britney has confirmed to social media followers that her eight-year old daughter, Maddie Aldridge, has been released from the hospital. And it looks like she was released in grand fashion. The little girl, of course, was involved in a very scary accident last Sunday . While driving around in a child’s ATV on her family’s property in Louisiana, Maddie swerved to avoid a drainage ditch. As a result, the vehicle flipped over and landed face-down in a pond. Jamie Lynn and husband Jamie Watson were watching their daughter at the time and raced over to rescue her. But they were unable to unfasten her seatbelt. Within minutes, paramedics were on the scene. They transported the unconscious little one to a nearby hospital, where Maddie was placed in serious condition and members of her family asked fans to pray. Including Britney . But that was then… and Jamie Lynn has so great news for everyone now: Maddie was released from hospital on Friday morning, getting a fancy ride home on a helicopter, no less. Watson shared the cute and inspiring photograph above today on Instagram. It features Jamie Lynn standing outside the helicopter, while a smiling Maddie rides shotgun. “Thanks to the amazing first responders, and medical teams at University and Children’s Hospital in New Orleans, LA, we are headed home with our baby girl as she continues to recover,” he wrote as a caption, adding: “Above all else we are so thankful for each and every prayer, because we know that is what truly made the difference. Thank you again to everyone. “We are truly blessed.” On Tuesday, a Spears family representative released a statement saying Maddie was “awake and talking.” “Maddie continues to receive oxygen and is being monitored closely but it appears that she was not suffered any neurological consequences from the accident,” the statement read. Aunt Britney Spears then said on Wednesday the little girl was “making progress,” adding: “Thank you all for sending thoughts and prayers our way. Let’s all keep praying.” We’re so glad that Maddie is back home, resting comfortably and on the mend. It may be a little while until she’s her old self again, physically and mentally, but the situation looked pretty dire just a few days ago. We’ll continue to monitor this situation and we’ll continue to send our thoughts and prayers in the direction of the Spears family.
Britney Spears has spoken out for the first time since her niece got badly injured in an ATV accident. Over the weekend, Maddie Aldridge, the eight-year old daughter of Jamie Lynn Spears, was involved in a very serious crash while on board one of these off-road vehicles. According to initial reports, Maddie was submerged under water for several minutes as a result of the incident. She lost consciousness and was air-lifted to a local hospital in Louisiana. TMZ had claimed at first that Maddie was on her way back from a hunting expedition at the time, but new information alleges that the little girl was actually driving her own ATV. She was gifted a vehicle known as a Polaris RZR 170 for her seventh birthday by her mom and sources say she was playing around in it when the accident occurred. Jamie Lynn was on the scene and frantically tried to unfasten her daughter’s seatbelt after the ATV flipped over and landed a pond. Paramedics arrived and successfully freed Maddie from her restraints. She is currently in stable but critical condition. This discrepancy is likely what a rep for the family was referring to when he released the following statement: “The details the media are reporting surrounding the incident regarding Jamie Lynn’s daughter Maddie are incorrect. “Right now the Spears family asks that everyone respect their privacy during this time and appreciates all the prayers and support for their family.” On Monday, Jamie Lynn and Britney’s dad didn’t offer any new details when speaking to Entertainment Tonight. “All I can say is pray for our baby Maddie,” Jamie Spears simply said . And now Britney is saying basically the same thing. Along with the following photo of adorable Maddie, Britney penned a caption on Instagram that included a heart emoji and read: “Need all the wishes and prayers for my niece.” People Magazine writes that the ATV accident took place around 3 p.m. on Sunday and that Britney has flown to be with her family in Louisiana. The police confirm that the crash took place on Jamie Lynn’s property and that her husband, Jamie Watson, also tried to rescue Maddie from the pond. After steering the vehicle to avoid running over a nearby drainage ditch, the young girl took a hard right and “overcorrected, causing the ATV to enter the pond,” states the police report, which adds: “The ATV and child were instantly submerged in the water right before their eyes.” Continues the report: “Within seconds the child’s mother, stepfather and other family members reached the pond, dove in and attempted to rescue the child to no avai. “The child was trapped and secured by the seatbelt and the ATV’s safety netting. “Within two minutes, Acadian Ambulance Services arrived and assisted in freeing the child from the cold waters.” It concludes: “This is an extremely tragic accident. The Tangipahoa Parish Sheriff’s Office is asking you to keep this family in your constant prayers as they try to cope with this horrible incident. “We ask that you respect their privacy during this time of need.” Please join us in doing so.
I just heard that Britney Spears’ sister Jamie Lynn, who tried to be famous for a minute but ended up getting knocked up like other celebrities from the era’s siblings….we’re talking to you Haylie Duff and Ashley Simpson… Well, I heard the rich hick family had an ATV accident and the kid was in critical condition – and if I had a soul – I would find that sad and trying to jerk off to her would be a challenge….but I have no soul….so trying to jerk off to her is fine… All fit, and showing off her fitness, all late 30s, crazy, held hostage by her parents to make them money like a good little spawn…doing circus tricks like the dancing money she is… The post Britney Spears Shorts Short Sports Bra Handstand Walk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jamie Lynn Spears stopped a drunken fight in Louisiana by grabbing a knife…or something equally redneck superhero….that showcased her figght or flight survival skills of a white trash nobody, living in the shadow of her sister, forced to teen pregnancy and other scandals to try her best to just get noticed by her family, who were too busy exploiting her sister as hard as they fucking could and who still are…because it pays for all the trailer in the trailer park they belong in… This video is hardly as exciting as when Britney shaved her head, but the again, this is the bootleg Spears who doesn’t matter, and can’t quite break free from the noise that is her superstar sister…what do you expect…
