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Kris Humphries Swears His Marriage to Kim Kardashian Was Real

Kris Humphries would like you to know two important things about him: 1. He’s still alive. 2. He was totally and completely in love with Kim Kardashian. So the former power forward stated for The Players Tribune record in a surprising essay he penned this week. In a lengthy piece titled “I Never Wanted to Be That Guy,” Humphries opens up about his athletic past, his basketball career, his poor attitude over the years — and, yes, of course, his very brief marriage to Ray J’s former sex tape partner. (For those somehow unaware, Humphries and Kardashian were married for 72 days  back in 2011. Yes, 72 days. Due to the hilariously short length of this union, most observers have assumed that the relationship was a complete farce. They’ve assumed it was a mere PR stunt meant to bring the couple attention and money before they went their separate ways. But Humphries insists, all this time later, that there was nothing phony about the romance at all. “I met a girl who happened to be really famous, and I got married, and.…. Damn,” writes Kris in this article, adding that he “should have known what I was getting into” with Kardashian, and yet: “I was definitely naive about how much my life was going to change. But the one thing that really bothers me is whenever people say that my marriage was fake.” There’s plenty about the Kardashian universe that is not “entirely real,” explains Humphries, who should know because he appeared on plenty of Keeping Up with the Kardashians episodes. But his feelings for Kim? The vows they exchanged? His hopes and dreams for their future? “Our actual relationship was 100% real,” he emphasizes here, expounding as follows: “When it was clear that it wasn’t working … what can I say? It sucked. “It’s never easy to go through the embarrassment of something like that — with your friends, with your family…. But when it plays out so publicly, in front of the world, it’s a whole other level. It was brutal.” Kris and Kim were all over the tabloids back then, with accusations of infidelity leveled against both parties and ugly rumors spreading about the relationship across the Internet. Continues Humphries: “I didn’t know how to handle it, because I never thought I was going to be famous in that way. “I remember having this moment when I was getting booed so hard in Philly, and I thought to myself, “Why exactly are they booing me, though? Is it just because I’m That Guy from TV? “Do they think I was trying to be famous? Is it because they think I disrespected the game of basketball?” Humphries played in 800 career games and averaged 6.7 points and 5.4 rebounds. He was a perfectly solid rotation player who played for eight teams. The Minnesota native exceled in college and only ever wanted “to be known for basketball,” he writes in this piece. But that hasn’t been the case for almost a decade now. “There was about a year where I was in a dark place,” he says of the divorce proceedings. “I didn’t want to leave my home. You feel like … I don’t know … the whole world hates you, but they don’t even know why. They don’t even know you at all. They just recognize your face, and they’re on you.” Humphries would even lie and tell strangers on the street that he was someone else when they approached him. It was really tough for awhile. “I didn’t want to be Kris Humphries,” he says, adding: “It’s the craziest feeling in the world, not wanting to be yourself. And I didn’t even want to say anything to defend myself, because it felt like I couldn’t win. You can’t go up against the tabloids. You can’t go up against that machine. There’s no point. “And even if I played that game, I felt like it would be disrespecting the game of basketball.” As for whether he’d ever get back together with Kim, who is married to Kanye West and who has three children? Humphries has already answered that question. And we’re sorry to break it to you, Kim .

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: I Prayed When I Learned Rosie O’Donnell Had a Crush on Me

Recently, Rosie O'Donnell confessed that she had a crush on Elisabeth Hasselbeck during their cohosting days on The View . Hasselbeck went on Fox & Friends and responded: “I read it and I immediately started praying.” She said similar things in an appearance on The View , and is getting dragged for coming across as downright homophobic. First, here were Rosie O'Donnell's exact words in her book,  Ladies Who Punch: The Explosive Inside Story of the View . Reportedly, in order to quash rumors that she and Hasselbeck were enemies back in the day, Rosie … overcorrected. She says that she “loved” her conservative cohost and admitted that she had “a little bit of a crush” on her. Rosie then suggested that there were “underlying lesbian tones on both [of their] parts” while they were on  The View . She then made reference to Hasselbeck's past as a softball player, implying Hasselbeck may not be entirely straight herself. Hasselbeck appeared on both Fox & Friends and The View to respond to Rosie's statements. Sunny Hostin asked Hasselbeck about this as she assumed the role of guest host on  The View . “That's the breath of the Holy Spirit,” Hasselbeck responds. “Like please, Holy Spirit, work through me right now, so I don't answer my own mind.” “This needs to be addressed both truthfully and … maybe where I wouldn't have addressed it with grace some years past,” Hasselbeck admits. When you finish hearing her response, you wonder how much worse it would have been years ago. “One,” Hasselbeck says. “I think what she said was reckless. Untrue.” That sounds fine, until she says: “Not only insulting — disturbing.” Hasselbeck tries to spin it, saying: “When it comes to … how she felt about somebody in the workplace.” “That somebody happened to be me,” she says. “But if you replace what Rosie said, and you take her name out, and you put in … 'Robert.'” “Then we would be in a situation where you would see the objectification of a woman in the workplace,” Hasselbeck claims. “And that's disturbing,” Hasselbeck claims. “Because when we may be really against that from a man to a woman.” “You don't get a pass because you're a lesbian,” she suggests. “The feeling was not mutual,” Hasselbeck insists. “But I did respect her as a cohost.” She adds: “As I think it should happen in all workplaces.” She emphasizes that, in very religious terms, she forgives Rosie for her statements. “Secondly,” Hasselbeck continues. “I think what she says about female athletes …” “If you're an athletic girl,” she says. “And you're competitive and you're gritty …” “It's a lie and it's reckless to attach a sexuality to that,” Hasselbeck asserts. “And I think it's selfish on her part,” she accuses. “And I would say it to my friend.” “Just because you're athletic,” Hasselbeck concludes. “Doesn't have anything to do with your sexual preference.” One, having a crush on a coworker and admitting it many, many years later is not the same thing as objectification. It should not in any way be equated with workplace sexual harassment. If Rosie had made lewd anatomical comments about Hasselbeck, or made it an issue while they were on  The View , that would be different. But as Joy Behar correctly points out, Rosie's comment about having a crush was not lewd or inappropriate. Hasselbeck refers to an alleged reference to Rosie trying to “take her under her wing.” Unless Hasselbeck is accusing Rosie of inappropriate behavior during their time on  The View , then it doesn't sound like anything inappropriate went down. Second of all, Hasselbeck is wrong to equate a crush from a woman to a crush from a man. Many lesbians are inundated with the idea that they are “predatory” by being attracted to women. That is massively unfair. In contrast — and I'm a dude writing this — we all know that, historically, men with crushes are much more likely to make it a problem. Anyway, there are non-homophobic ways of saying that you're straight. It would have been cool if Elisabeth Hasselbeck had found one of those instead of immediately resorting to prayer and stereotypes. However, Hasselbeck is absolutely right about one thing — and we don't say that often. Assuming that a person is gay because of their profession or hobby or degree of athleticism is absolutely wrong. It's misleading and, while not  insulting , certainly unfair. While softball is stereotypically associated with lesbians, stereotypes are inherently demeaning and dehumanizing. Rosie should know better than to perpetuate that kind of talk. Our favorite part of this whole dang interview was Meghan McCain telling Hasselbeck she's “been a fan of you my entire life.” Hasselbeck is only 7 years older than Meghan. If you ever really want to hurt the feelings of someone young enough to be your sibling, tell them that you've been a fan of them “your whole life.” We don't think that Meghan meant any offense by that.

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Rosie O’Donnell as Steve Bannon is The Photo You Can Never Unsee

WARNING: Once you take a look at the photo below, you will never be able to get it out of your head. It will haunt your dreams. It will follow you around wherever you go. It will make you wonder about what is true and what is false in nearly every aspect of your life. Are you ready? Okay, you’ve been warned… No, wait. Not that photo. It’s a different Rosie O’Donnell photo that is causing the Internet to stop in its collective tracks. On Thursday night, a Twitter user with the handle @Principat0 sent a picture to O’Donnell of her face superimposed over that of Steve Bannon. This genius individual included a message with the image that reads: “A @Rosie picture is worth a thousand words.” O’Donnell quickly replied by writing “Exactly” and causing the photo to go viral. And here is that photo… For those in need of some background, here you go: O’Donnell was on to Donald Trump as the epitome of all things evil long before the rest of the world. Her feud with the President goes back many years, with Trump having called O’Donnell a “at pig , among many other insults, throughout their never-ending rivalry. Last weekend, meanwhile, Melissa McCarthy guest-starred on an episode of Saturday Night Live as White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer. The segment was viewed as hilarious and spot-on by viewers… and as cause for grave concern by those in the administration. According to a report in Politico, Trump was especially angry that Spicer was portrayed on SNL (below) by a woman because it made him look “weak.” Melissa McCarthy Delivers Perfect Sean Spicer Impression on SNL Naturally, this led many people to push for O’Donnell to appear on a future installment of the NBC comedy show as Bannon, Trump’s top advisor who is basically a modern day Nazi. The idea being that Trump’s main celebrity foil impersonating the man who most consider to be pulling Trump’s strings in office would be enough to drive the President legitimately insane. (Assuming he isn’t there already, that is.) It didn’t take long for this campaign to reach O’Donnell, who responded to the movement this week by Tweeting that she’s prepared to take one for the country. “I am here to serve,” Rosie wrote in response to those who want to see her as Bannon. She added of Alec Baldwin and McCarthy: “Alec has Trump. Melissa has Spice. I would need a few days to prepare. So, if called, I will be ready.” View Slideshow: Steve Bannon: Who is Trump’s White Nationalist Chief Advisor? Does her Tweet of the mash-up picture mean that O’Donnell actually will appear as Bannon this weekend? On an episode that will be hosted by Baldwin? We’ll need to wait a day or so to find out. In the meantime, we’ll need to think of some kind of way to stop seeing the photo above in our head every time we close our eyes. It’s eerie.

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Rosie O’Donnell Confirms Imminent Departure from The View

Rosie O’Donnell is out. Again! For the second time in just a few years, the talk show host has announced she’s leaving The View earlier than expected. According to O’Donnell’s publicist, she will exit the ABC gabfest next week to concentrate on her family, following a split from wife Michelle Rounds. “I can confirm that Rosie and her wife Michelle split in November. Rosie has teens and an infant at home that need her attention,” O’Donnell’s rep, Cindi Berger, said in a statement. “This has been a very stressful situation. She is putting her personal health and family first. ABC has been wonderfully understanding and supportive of her personal decision to leave ‘The View.’ Next week will be her last.” O’Donnell did break from Rounds in the last few months, but chatter around Rosie’s View departure has been growing stronger in recent weeks. At one point, insiders said she was unhappy that Whoopi Goldberg was the lead panelist on a daily basis. The colleagues got into a pretty big fight just a few weeks after they started working together in September. But Variety reports that O’Donnell was peeved when allegations surfaced of Rosie Perez leaving the program , despite the fact that she was only taking a leave of temporary absence. Perez and O’Donnell – who left the show in 2007 and just returned this past fall – are good friends. In general, it’s clear there’s a lack of communication (and professionalism?) backstage at The View. “Rosie is an immensely talented star who comes in each and every morning brimming with ideas, excitement and passion for the show,” ABC said in a statement, adding: “When she told us she wanted to exit ‘The View,’ we respected and understood her desire to put her well-being and her family first. We’re delighted she’s still part of the ABC family with upcoming guest appearances on ‘The Fosters,’ and we know she’ll return to ‘The View’ often with her unique point of view and updates on her work and her family.” So, we can now ask again: WHO SHOULD BE ADDED TO THE VIEW? 11 Possible Replacements on The View 1. Sarah Palin View Photo Sarah Palin won’t dismiss the possibility. She has acknowledged that The View needs fresh blood. 2. Kathy Griffin View Photo Kathy Griffin has a very dedicated fan base. She’s also unafraid of speaking her mind. 3. Mo’Nique View Photo Mo’Nique would bring Oscar-winning credibility to the series. 4. Kris Jenner View Photo She tried the talk show thing for a few episodes and failed miserably. But she had enough pull to get daughter Khloe the job as X Factor co-host for a season. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Wanda Sykes View Photo She’s outspoken, she’s funny and she’s definitely available. 6. Bethenny Frankel View Photo Bethenny Frankel also has talk show experience. Will she bring it along with her to The View? 7. Andi Dorfman View Photo Andi Dorfman already has an in at ABC. Will The View give her its final rose? 8. Martha Stewart Out of prison and anxious for another shot in the spotlight, Martha Stewart would bring a lot of television experience. And probably tasty treats. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Ross Mathews No. Please… no. 10. Jessica Simpson View Photo She’s not exactly a singer anymore, is she? Jessica Simpson would definitey amp up the male fan base. 11. Meghan McCain View Photo Meghan McCain has stopped by The View many times as a guest and has many strong opinions. The End. Did you like 11 Possible Replacements on The View? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:

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Rosie O’Donnell Wonders: Might John Grisham Be Into Child Porn?

John Grisham chose a somewhat odd cause to get behind this week. In an interview with The Telegraph, the best-selling author brought up the topic of child pornography purveyors and said the following: “We have prisons now filled with guys my age… who’ve never harmed anybody, would never touch a child, but they got online one night, started surfing around, probably had too much to drink or whatever, pushed the wrong buttons, went too far, and got into child porn.” Rosie O’Donnell Slams John Grisham Amidst an understandable uproar once the remarks went viral, Grisham then issued an apology and an explanation. “Anyone who harms a child for profit or pleasure, or who in any way participates in child pornography – online or otherwise – should be punished to the fullest extent of the law,” Grisham said. He continued: “My comments made two days ago during an interview with the British newspaper The Telegraph were in no way intended to show sympathy for those convicted of sex crimes, especially the sexual molestation of children. I can think of nothing more despicable. I regret having made these comments, and apologize to all.” But Rosie O’Donnell wasn’t satisfied with this mea culpa during the opening segment of The View today. “I accept your apology but I don’t believe in your [expletive] bull crap thing that you said before,” O’Donnell said. “Nobody accidentally stumbles onto child pornography.” O’Donnell then alleged that Grisham must only know what he’s talking about from experience. “If I were the police, I’d look at John Grisham‘s hard drive right now,” she said. And, at that, co-panelist Whoopi Goldberg took the show to a commercial break. What do you think of Grisham’s original comments and O’Donnell’s response? Did she cross a line in practically calling John Grisham a child porn lover? Or did Grisham deserve it for having defended these purveyors in the first place?

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Rosie O’Donnell Stands Up for Frozen, Slams Mayim Bialik

It didn’t take long for Rosie O’Donnell to stir things up on The View. But who would have guessed her first feud would be with… Mayim Bialik?!? Earlier this week, The Big Bang Theory star blasted Frozen , arguing that the highest-animated movie of all-time focuses far too much on a young woman’s search for a man. And then that man turns out to be evil, no less! Overall, Bialik’s biggest beef with Frozen is “the way the female characters are drawn and animated,” specifically the “Barbie doll proportions of their bodies in general: tiny waists, ample busts, and huge heads.” A mother of five, O’Donnell did not care for the veteran actress’ criticism. “I feel that Frozen is the best Disney movie ever made,” she said on The View, surrounded by her new co-hosts Whoopi Goldberg, Rosie Perez, and Nicolle Wallace. “I’ve seen it 250 times. I can say it, I have every word memorized, [and] I love it like the rest of America.” That much is definitely true. Everyone loves Frozen, most adorably this mother and daughter . O’Donnell went on to detail each point of Bialik’s insults, shooting down every assertion made by the former child star and concluding about one of them: “Princes sometimes suck!” So sad and so true. O’Donnell’s fellow panelists on The View cracked up as she offered her diatribe on Frozen, which ended with her handing out DVDs of the film to everyone in the audience.  “Do you feel better?” Wallace asked O’Donnell when she caught her breath. “I feel better,” Rosie replied. 18 Celebrity Feuds We Never Saw Coming 1. Katy Perry vs. Taylor Swift Taylor Swift wrote a song titled “Bad Blood” about an enemy in the music business. We’re pretty sure the subject was Katy Perry.

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11 Stars Who May Co-Host The View: A Bachelorette, A Newlywed and More!

What will The View look like this fall on ABC? It’s a question many fans are wondering, following the firing of Jenny McCarthy and Sherri Shepherd last month. Rosie O’Donnell may actually return to her former co-hosting chair next season, while Bachelorette Andi Dorfman has expressed interest, as has… Sarah Palin. For real. Could one of these women end up alongside Whoopi Goldberg? Could all of them? Plenty of seats are available, after all. From the trio of candidates mentioned above to a couple of other women who have talk show hosting experience, we’ve come up with 11 possible future anchors. Which are appealing? Which would have you tuning in? Tuning out? Click around and sound off now! 11 Possible Replacements on The View 1. Rosie O’Donnell Will Rosie O’Donnell run it back on The View? The controversial comedian is interested in a second stint.

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Kanye West Rants at Racist Media: SHOW ME RESPECT!

Kanye West  got engaged to Kim Kardashian on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 5 in October. So the rapper should be relaxed and content, right?  That wasn’t the state in which Kanye found himself Saturday during a concert in New Jersey, as he added to his collection of classic rants by donning a mask and going off on what he perceives to be a racist media. “I don’t care who you are — TMZ, E!, Barbara Walters — don’t play yourself. Respect it as such,” yelled West, in reference to his engagement to Kim.   Kanye West Rant: RESPECT ME! West then compared himself to Miles Davis, Prince and Missy Elliot. He went on to say his life is not a “spoof,” taking issue (we guess) with parodies of his relationship such as SNL’s Waking Up with Kim and Kanye . “Write that mother-cking headline when you try to make me look like a maniac or an animal, because you afraid of interracial relationships,” he yelled. “Because you afraid of the future, because you afraid of a rapper that was raised by two educated parents.” The speech also touched on corporate greed, his many enemies and his love for his competitors such as Drake. But West wanted to make one thing clear at the end of it. “Don’t think that I’m upset, because I’m actually very, very happy.” Gee, Kanye. Why would we ever think otherwise? Here are 10 reasons, we suppose…j 10 Best Kanye West Rants Open Slideshow 1. Kanye West Rant: RESPECT ME! Kanye West is at it again. He rants away here during a concert in New Jersey, calling out a supposedly racist media. View As List 1. Kanye West Rant: RESPECT ME! Kanye West is at it again. He rants away here during a concert in New Jersey, calling out a supposedly racist media. 2. Kanye West Goes Off: SHUT THE EFF UP! It’s time for another epic Kanye West rant! The rapper blows up here at a couple radio hosts and keep telling folks to “SHUT THE F-CK UP!” 3. Kanye West: Ranting in Toronto Kanye West GOES OFF to a crowd in Toronto in this video. It’s a classic, awesome rant. 4. Kanye West: I’m Akin to a Cop! Kanye West believes he is just like a cop. Because his life is in danger on stage every night. 5. Kanye West: Boycott Louis Vuitton! Kanye West has a message for folks in New York. He tells them in this rant to boycott Louis Vuitton. 6. Kanye West Compares Self to Slave How is Kanye West like a slave? We have no idea. But he’s the one who said it. 7. Kanye West Madison Square Garden Rant Listen up, attendees inside Madison Square Garden. Kanye West has some ranting to do! 8. Kanye West Las Vegas Rant Kanye West did not go to Las Vegas to gamble. He went there to rant away on stage. 9. Kanye West Talks Sh-t on Stage Kanye West is wearing a mask and going off in this video. Watch the rapper do his ranting thing now. 10. Kanye West Rants, Hates on Corporations Kanye West has a major problem with corporations. Learn more in this great speech.

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Presidents Day 2014 Face-Off: George Washington vs. Abraham Lincoln!

Happy Presidents Day 2014 from all of us at The Hollywood Gossip! Today, we honor two titans of history, two true heroes peerless in their time. Two American badasses who were so awesome, you get a day off from work because of them. George Washington and Abraham Lincoln, people. Bow down. The very first President of the United States, Washington led the rebellion over Great Britain, then helped oversee the birth of our great nation’s constitution. Four score and seven years later, Lincoln delivered the Gettysburg Address, vying to preserve the union his predecessors fought valiantly for. He delivered. Long story short? They were legends of their era and today. Ranking their achievements and legacies is impossible … but that’s no fun, so let’s try anyway! Vote for your favorite President in our survey below! And the Winner is? Abraham Lincoln Click Here To Vote for Abe George Washington Click Here To Vote for G-Dubs They were both A-plus chief executives, but which U.S. President do you love more, Abraham Lincoln or George Washington? That’s what we wanna know! View Poll »

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Happy 33rd Birthday, Paris Hilton!

There was a time when THG hated Paris Hilton pretty hard. She was Kim Kardashian before Kim Kardashian was Kim Kardashian , getting rich off her sex tape, her marketing ability and her complete lack of utter talent. But that feels like forever ago, doesn’t it? Hilton has now been reduced to playing DJ at clubs (instead of headlining their parties as a guest), dressing as Miley Cyrus for Halloween and posing for a series of random bondage photos . In short, she’s become irrelevant – and there’s nothing worse for someone who was only really famous for being famous. Therefore, on Hilton’s 33rd birthday, we give the D-lister a break and pay her tribute with 33 photos from a time when people actually cared about what she did. Those were the days, huh, Paris?  33 Photos of Paris Hilton From When She Used To Be Famous Open Slideshow 1. Paris Hilton Mug Shot Paris Hilton hasn’t been famous for a long time. But she hasn’t been arrested in years, either! View As List 1. Paris Hilton Mug Shot Paris Hilton hasn’t been famous for a long time. But she hasn’t been arrested in years, either! 2. Hated Hilton Seconds before this photo was snapped, Paris Hilton was spotted alongside Brittany Flickinger. Looks like Paris was too quick for her supposed new best friend, however. 3. Paris Hilton Image Want a whiff of Fairy Dust? That’s the name of Paris Hilton’s new fragrance. 4. Hi, Paris! Paris Hilton waves to a series of adoring fans. The heiress introduced a new perfume at the event, “Fairy Dust.” 5. Paris Presents Paris Hilton introduces her new fragrance “Fairy Dust” to various fans at the Macy’s Woodbridge Center Mall in Woodbridge, New Jersey. We can’t explain why anybody cared about this. 6. Fairy Dust Maker Paris Hilton is proud to present her new fragrance, Fairy Dust. The socialite premiered the perfume in the fall of 2008. 7. Paris Photo Poor Paris Hilton, folks. The talentless socialite says all guys use her for money and sex. Maybe if she stopped flaunting those things, she’d find Mr. Right. 8. Surprising Cleavage Alert! This just in: Paris Hilton has cleavage! Who knew?!? The talentless, law-breaking socialite is seen here, showing off her decent-sized breasts as she exits a vehicle. 9. Paris Hilton Nude Photo Paris Hilton is half-naked in this photo from GQ Russia. The thin socialite thinks she’s being seductive, but we think she’s just being ugly. What do you think of this pose? 10. Naked Paris Hilton A naked Paris Hilton graces the cover of GQ. Stupid GQ. That is cruelty to animals right there. Imagine how many STD tests that poor fluffy bear is gonna need after being all up on Paris Hilton naked. Sheesh. 11. Paris Hilton Pussy Paris Hilton is nicely shaved down… there. Is she in Brazil or Hawaii??? How’s it look, Paris? 12. Paris in Malibu Paris Hilton is a changed woman. Can’t you tell, by this picture of her in Malibu? 13. Brittany and Paris Pic Brittany Flickinger and Paris Hilton are totally Best Friends Forever. Can’t you tell, by how they are always photographed together? 14. Paris Rolls in Style Paris Hilton and BFF Brittany Flickinger arrive for an important shopping trip. 15. Paris Hilton, Pink Bentley Paris Hilton’s pink car is almost as wasteful and gnarly looking as she is. Hey, it’s only fitting. 16. Dead Serious Smile, Paris Hilton! The socialite looks less-than-happy to be at a Dolce & Gabbana store in Beverly Hills. 17. Very Plastic Paris As usual, Paris Hilton looks nice and plastic in this photo. It was taken from the opening of a Dolce & Gabbana store in Beverly Hills. 18. Tokyo Slut Sorry… that’s an insult to Tokyo. Paris Hilton just happened to be there. The city did not make her a slut. The slut merely went to the city in question. 19. Sad Paris Why so sad, Paris Hilton? The heiress doesn’t look pleased to be at the club Butter in celebration of her 28th birthday. 20. Paris and Aubrey Paris Hilton showed her support for Aubrey O’Day at a party thrown by Playboy in the latter’s honor. We wonder if these two said a word to each other all night. 21. Ready to Party Let’s go party! Paris Hilton heads out of her hotel and seeks a night club in England. Girl must get her groove on. 22. Paris Down Under Paris Hilton wears ugly sunglasses in two continents, apparently. The socialite is seen here in Australia. 23. Posing For Doug Or for the cameras that watch her every move. Say what you will about Paris Hilton, she works the celeb gossip media to her advantage. 24. Paris Gets Wet A frequent thing for her, we know. But in this case we actually mean literally, in the ocean. 25. Awful Looking It’s hard to determine which aspect of Paris Hilton looks more ridiculous in this photo: her headband, her eyes or her lips. 26. Still Celebrating Paris Hilton turned 28 in February of 2009. In this picture, she’s spotted at her 4th or 5th birthday party. 27. Cesspool of Disease That’s pretty much Paris Hilton for you. Girl is not clean in the medical sense. Way too many dudes have been up in that business. 28. Wet BJ Paris Hilton looks to give boyfriend Doug Reinhardt an in-water blow job. At least that’s what we assume is happening here. 29. Paris Underwater Paris Hilton invited a photographer underwater with her during a scuba diving trip in Hawaii. Don’t ever let this socialite complain about her lack of privacy again. 30. A Familiar Position Paris Hilton is used to crawling on all fours and being on her hands and knees in general. Sometimes even on film. 31. Paris Hilton, Dog Paris Hilton cradles a small dog. We don’t believe this is Tinkerbell, her pooch at the center of a prank call death threat scandal. 32. Paris Hilton for Guess Does Paris Hilton make you wanna buy Guess clothing? No? What a shock!

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