Here’s some pics of naked girls in the kitchen where they belong on Thanksgiving….right? I figure what better way to celebrate giving thanks over a feast that remembering a time that was….when women would enjoy and find pride in cooking for their families…before this whole gender neutrality thing happened and they all got busy taking selfies and posting facebook statuses, forcing the traditional thanksgiving meal with tradition gender roles to be replaced by ordered pizza….or Whole Food catered dinners. Luckily there are still matriarchs who get the job done, who want to be the Martha Stewart of the family, who work and still manage the house, cuz dudes are fucking pathetic children incapable, and this is a celebration of that….a simpler time…bitches in the kitchen…now a fetish…but what was once a norm…I am a fan…All these food and pussy making me excited. All jokes aside, women are fucking wonderful creatures who we all need to worship. So Show your woman you care about her like she cares about you this THANKSGIVING with an amazing GIFT…..that is 35% off with code stepzalo35 on check out…..35% off man…that’s a fucking deal on something you can fuck your woman with…. CLICK HERE These are LUXURIOUS vibrators that she’ll definitely want you to use on her, or watch her use, because it’ll make her feel like she’s rich and amazing….35% off with code stepzalo35. Get it done. CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Naked Girls in the Kitchen For Thanksgiving of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Snoop Dogg Joins Yesi Ortiz To Talk About His Many Different Jobs Snoop Dogg is literally everywhere in 2017. Not only does he have his show with Martha Stewart, Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party , but his new hosting gig on The Joker’s Wild , and his own GGN podcast and youtube channel. At the time of the interview, he’s also gearing up for the Kings of the West concert with other legends like Ice Cube and Cypress Hill. Snoop talks about rappers flaunting their money, and says people need to offer advice on how to invest rather than telling people not to show off their assets at all. He also talks about Lil Yachty and his deals with companies like Target and Nautica, and commends him for being so young and still knowing that it’s important to invest yourself and your brand into more than just the music.
It's heartbreaking when some of our most beloved celebrities start going off the deep end. From racial slurs, run-ins with the law, drug charges, and scandalous affairs, here are 21 celebrities who fell from grace. HARD. 1. Bill Cosby The most heartbreaking fall from grace may just be Bill Cosby. He played the perfect sitcom dad, and was known for those Jell-O commercials. Now he’s known for being a sleezebag rapist. Childhood memories are shattered. 2. Amanda Bynes Remember when Amanda Bynes was just cute and innocent, doing her thing on The Amanda Show? No more. She’s been arrested on several occasions for drug use, DUI’s, and allegedly starting a small fire. She has since undergone treatment for her mental health. 3. Hugh Grant Known for his roles on films like Notting Hill, About a Boy, and Bridget Jones’ Diary, Hugh Grant was arrested in 1995 for engaging in oral sex with a prostitute. He at least handled his fall from grace… with grace. A few years later, he was arrested again on allegations of assault, but the charges were dropped. 4. Chris Brown Talk about a total and complete fall from grace. Recording artist Chris Brown pled guilty to felony assault of his girlfriend at the time, Rihanna. And that was just the bginning. He arrested again for assault in 2013, and has several other run-ins with the law as well. 5. Dustin Diamond Dustin Diamond used to be known for his role as Screech on Saved by the Bell. Now, we know him more for things like a sex tape he released and charges of disorderly conduct and carrying a concealed weapon. In 2015, he was sentenced to four month in prison. 6. Jodie Sweetin We all know Jodie Sweetin for one role in particular — Stephanie Tanner on Full House (and soon again, on Fuller House!). Sweetin fell from grace after Full House ended, turning to drugs and alcohol in a big way. She wrote about it in her memoir, ‘unSweetined’ in 2009, and is now sober. View Slideshow
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The Roast of Justin Bieber had Kevin Hart hosting with Snoop Dogg, Hannibal Burress, Pete Davidson and Jeff Ross (who, as almost every guest notes, has nothing…
Justin Bieber is a worst person than the most notorious dictator in the world’s most effed up country. According to a recent poll and Shaquille O’Neal, that is. The NBA legend is one of several celebrities who will take to the stage this Monday in order to let Bieber have it as part of a wildly-anticipated Comedy Central Roast. What does the big man have to say about Bieber and Dennis Rodman’s BFF, Kim Jong-un? Find out now! Shaquille O’Neal Slams Justin Bieber In previously-released clips from the Justin Bieber Roast, Snoop Dogg tells the singer he should have been aborted , while Jeffrey Ross refers to him as the King Joffrey of Pop . You may need to be a Game of Thrones fan for that one, but trust us. It’s funny. The Justin Bieber Roast will be hosted by Kevin Hart and air on March 30 on Comedy Central. It will feature disses and insults from Shaq, Hart, Ross, Martha Stewart and many other semi-random stars. Because the special was taped a couple weeks ago, many of the best one-liners have already hit the Internet. Unless you’re Selena Gomez , we suggest taking a look at them here: 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast 1. Justin Bieber Roast: Who Said What? View Photo ROASTED! Read on to relive the best very burns, disses, one-liners and insults from the Justin Bieber Roast on Comedy Central. 2. Kevin Hart View Photo Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one. 3. Ludacris View Photo You act so much like a pussy, Ellen tried to eat you. 4. Will Ferrell (as Ron Burgundy) View Photo I always encouraged people to stay classy. And what’s more classy than hanging out with Floyd Mayweather. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hannibal Buress Justin, I don’t like your music. I think it’s bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy. 6. Shaquille O’Neal View Photo You have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people. 7. Natasha Legerro Justin’s fan are called beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word retards. 8. Chris D’Elia You literally are a guy who has it all, except respect, love, good parents, and a Grammy. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Martha Stewart View Photo Let’s get to the reason I’m here: to give Justin some tips for when he inevitably ends up in prison… The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower. 10. Jeffrey Ross View Photo Seth Rogen thinks you’re a conceited piece of sh-t… and he hangs out with James Franco. 11. Jeffrey Ross on Selena Gomez Banging Bieber It proves “Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do.” 12. Ludacris Again Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Pete Davidson My castmate on SNL, Kate McKinnon, does a perfect impression of Justin. Right down to the clit. 14. Shaq on Kevin Hart Kevin is the only celebrity with a star on the yellow brick road. 15. Kevin Hart Again View Photo Selena Gomez couldn’t be here tonight. Just because she didn’t want to be here. 16. Natasha Leggero on Hart Kevin, you look like someone put 50 Cent in the dryer. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Pete Davidson on Martha Stewart Martha is so old, her first period was the Renaissance. 18. Martha Stewart Slam! View Photo I’ve come up with a douche that no one has ever heard of, you know, like Chris D’Elia. 19. Chris D’Elia Again Those Calvin Klein billboards you were made are terrible. And I was in Whitney. 20. Natasha Leggero on Hart… Again Kevin, you are everywhere. He is going to be on the next season of Game of Thrones. He’s going to play Peter Dinklage’s shadow. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jeffrey Ross on Stewart Martha Stewart, I want to f-ck you so bad. I bet your pubic hair is fifty shades of gray. 22. Justin Bieber View Photo What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours. The End. Up Next: ” 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Rihanna has been making the media rounds to promote her new animated film, Home, and she recently sat down for a Time magazine interview alongside co-stars Jim Parsons and Steve Martin. When questioned about her favorite film as a child, RiRi answered with the Disney classic Beauty and the Beast. Asked why that film has stuck with her over the years, Queen Rih replied, I fell in love with the Beast. That’s pretty much been my dating record so far.” Now, clearly, the unlucky-in-love singer was making a joke at her own expense, but it’s hard to imagine she didn’t have her D-bag ex Chris Brown in mind when she made the remark. Granted, Rihanna is dating Leonardo DiCaprio these days (allegedly) and the beefed-up, bearded Leo is looking mighty beastly these days, but only one of her exes is known for flying into violent rages that could terrify an entire mansion full of anthropomorphic furniture. Chris has been called a “beast” in the past, but that was in reference to his skills in the bedroom…and maybe what’s what Rih was talking about here. Something tells us, however, that when Rihanna laments her romantic past, she looks at Breezy as the real dud amongst her exes…and when she calls him the Beast, we’re guessing she doesn’t mean it as a compliment. 37 Ridiculously Racy Rihanna Photos 1. Rihanna, Instagram Photos View Photo Rihanna poses with Instagram photos. In Complex! 2. Rihanna and Shakira Photo View Photo Shakira and Rihanna in the new music video for the former’s song “Can’t Remember to Forget You.” 3. Rihanna Twerk View Photo Rihanna gets her sexy on in her new music video for “Pour It Up.” 4. Rihanna Nude in Esquire View Photo A photo of a nude Rihanna in the pages of Esquire. Now that is some hot, hot stuff. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Rihanna Bikini Photo, Tattoos View Photo Rihanna poses in a bikini and shows off her many tattoos in this photo. 6. Rihanna Armani Underwear Pic View Photo Rihanna modeling Armani Underwear. Lovely. 7. Rihanna Music Video GIF View Photo Rihanna does whatever it is she does in her new music video for “Pour It Up.” 8. Rihanna Having Sex With the Air View Photo Rihanna has aggressive sex with the air in her new music video for “Pour It Up.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Rihanna Twerking HARD View Photo Rihanna Twerks like a woman possessed her new music video for “Pour It Up.” 10. Hot Rihanna Photo View Photo No doubt about it, Rihanna be lookin’ hot as F–K in this photo. Damn girl, where you get dat azz. 11. Rihanna Twerking GIF View Photo Rihanna Twerking on stage. Doesn’t get a whole lot better than this. 12. Rihanna Sexy GIF View Photo Rihanna riding some guy in an awesome GIF from one of her shows. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Rihanna in the Bathtub View Photo Rihanna, nude, in the music video she just released for “Stay.” Good times. 14. Rihanna Naked in Stay Video View Photo Rihanna, naked in the tub, in the music video she just released for “Stay.” Good times. 15. Rihanna Nude in Stay Video View Photo Rihanna, nude, in the music video she just released for “Stay.” Good times. 16. Rihanna, Boobs View Photo Rihanna for the new issue of Rolling Stone, in an outtake photographed by Terry Richardson. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. RIhanna Smoking Pic View Photo Rihanna for the new issue of Rolling Stone, in an outtake photographed by Terry Richardson. 18. Rihanna Pantsless Photo View Photo Rihanna pantsless on Twitter. It’s a beautiful, beautiful thing. 19. Rihanna Ass Tattoo View Photo That would be a tattoo of a marijuana leaf on Rihanna’s perfect ass. Appreciate the photo, Rihanna. 20. Rihanna, Camera View Photo Rihanna poses for the new issue of Complex. Nice camera angle. And placement. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Fuct View Photo Rihanna’s shirt says it all. 22. Rihanna Nude Pic View Photo A new set of Rihanna nude photos were taken in Barbardos this week – and here’s one of them. 23. Rihanna Nude on Balcony View Photo Rihanna nude on a balcony in Barbados. This is how she rolls. 24. Rihanna, Breasts View Photo Rihanna shows off some serious breasts up in this pic. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. A Rihanna Topless Photo View Photo Another Rihanna topless photo. Ho hum. 26. Topless Rihanna Photo View Photo Rihanna topless in GQ. Would you hit it? 27. Rihanna Topless: Halloween Style! View Photo Rihanna goes topless for Halloween. And how sweet it is right here. 28. Rihanna Topless Image View Photo Rihanna topless in GQ. That’s an image we can get behind. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Rihanna Ass Photo View Photo A giant ass pic of Rihanna’s rear end. What more is there to say? 30. Rihanna is Topless View Photo Rihanna is topless. And what else is new. 31. Rihanna, Kate Moss Nude View Photo Rihanna goes nude with just Kate Moss on the cover of V. That is one hot magazine cover. 32. Rihanna Nude Photo View Photo As she sings in her catchy tune, Umbrella, Rihanna is letting the rain pour, folks. The naked, sexy singer is certainly being all we need and more in this FHM photo shoot. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Rihanna Bathroom Pic View Photo Rihanna takes a picture of herself in the bathroom, supposedly. Is it really are? Are the naked pics in this same batch her? We will soon find out … maybe. 34. Naked Rihanna Pic? View Photo Is that Rihanna’s bare backside? Most likely not. But someone posted it May 8, 2009, and claimed as much. 35. Rihanna’s Rear End? View Photo Allegedly, this picture of Rihanna was posted online by an anonymous source May 8, 2009. We think that’s a rear end of someone. 36. Rihanna Naked Pic? View Photo This alleged Rihanna naked photo was posted online May 8, 2009. Yeah, we have no clue if it’s actually her either. But someone Tweeted it. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Uhhhhhh View Photo Sorry, this Rihanna photo left us at a loss for words. That’s not an angle you normally see her from. 38. Hot Rihanna Picture View Photo An insanely hot photo of Rihanna. Seriously. Have you seen anything hotter? 39. Rihanna GQ Cover View Photo The new cover of GQ, featuring Rihanna. Talk about a good girl gone bad … as in bad ASS! 40. Seductive Ri View Photo Rihanna dresses provocatively in Armani underwear. We will take it. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 41. Rihanna for Vogue Brazil View Photo Hello there, Rihanna! The sexy singer poses here for Vogue Brazil. 42. Rihanna Vogue Brazil Cover View Photo Rihanna stares seductively into the camera for this issue of Vogue Brazil. She is rather attractive, huh? The End. 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When Justin Bieber apologized to his fans in a recent self-recorded video, it ushered in the era of the kinder, gentler Biebs. Yesterday, Justin referred to himself as a “douche bag” and promised to change his ways during an appearance on Ellen, and he’s even been exchanging pleasantries with the same paparazzi who used to send him into fits of rage. Perhaps he’s trying to rescue his public image, or maybe he’s discovered a mellower strain of weed. Hell, maybe he really just woke up one day and realized he’d been acting like a world-class knob for the entirety of his adult life. Whatever the case, Justin’s spent the last few years stomping around Hollywood in sneakers that cost more than your car, and he’s left a long trail of destruction in his wake. As much as he might want to make things right, Bieber may not be able to escape his past as easily as he had hoped. Remember when Justin egged his neighbor’s house ? It was just one of many idiotic decisions JB made in 2014, and he probably thought he’d be able to put the incident behind him after shelling out (no pun intended) $80,000 for repairs. But now the victim, a Calabasas resident named Jeff Schwartz, is suing for emotional distress, claiming that months before the egging, Bieber and his bodyguards hurled epithets at him and his wife, resulting in emotional distress. In the suit, obtained by TMZ, Schwartz recalls an incident in which he politely asked Bieber to stop racing his Ferrari through the neighborhood. He says Bieber cursed at him, and one of his bodyguards threateningly shouted, “What are you gonna do about it, Jew boy?” Yikes. Sounds like Justin has a lot more atoning to do before he can move on. The public humiliation that he’s sure to suffer at his Comedy Central Roast might speed the healing process along. 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast 1. Justin Bieber Roast: Who Said What? View Photo ROASTED! Read on to relive the best very burns, disses, one-liners and insults from the Justin Bieber Roast on Comedy Central. 2. Kevin Hart View Photo Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one. 3. Ludacris View Photo You act so much like a pussy, Ellen tried to eat you. 4. Will Ferrell (as Ron Burgundy) View Photo I always encouraged people to stay classy. And what’s more classy than hanging out with Floyd Mayweather. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hannibal Buress Justin, I don’t like your music. I think it’s bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy. 6. Shaquille O’Neal View Photo You have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people. 7. Natasha Legerro Justin’s fan are called beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word retards. 8. Chris D’Elia You literally are a guy who has it all, except respect, love, good parents, and a Grammy. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Martha Stewart View Photo Let’s get to the reason I’m here: to give Justin some tips for when he inevitably ends up in prison… The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower. 10. Jeffrey Ross View Photo Seth Rogen thinks you’re a conceited piece of sh-t… and he hangs out with James Franco. 11. Jeffrey Ross on Selena Gomez Banging Bieber It proves “Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do.” 12. Ludacris Again Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Pete Davidson My castmate on SNL, Kate McKinnon, does a perfect impression of Justin. Right down to the clit. 14. Shaq on Kevin Hart Kevin is the only celebrity with a star on the yellow brick road. 15. Kevin Hart Again View Photo Selena Gomez couldn’t be here tonight. Just because she didn’t want to be here. 16. Natasha Leggero on Hart Kevin, you look like someone put 50 Cent in the dryer. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Pete Davidson on Martha Stewart Martha is so old, her first period was the Renaissance. 18. Martha Stewart Slam! View Photo I’ve come up with a douche that no one has ever heard of, you know, like Chris D’Elia. 19. Chris D’Elia Again Those Calvin Klein billboards you were made are terrible. And I was in Whitney. 20. Natasha Leggero on Hart… Again Kevin, you are everywhere. He is going to be on the next season of Game of Thrones. He’s going to play Peter Dinklage’s shadow. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jeffrey Ross on Stewart Martha Stewart, I want to f-ck you so bad. I bet your pubic hair is fifty shades of gray. 22. Justin Bieber View Photo What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours. The End. Up Next: ” 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
When Justin Bieber apologized to his fans in a recent self-recorded video, it ushered in the era of the kinder, gentler Biebs. Yesterday, Justin referred to himself as a “douche bag” and promised to change his ways during an appearance on Ellen, and he’s even been exchanging pleasantries with the same paparazzi who used to send him into fits of rage. Perhaps he’s trying to rescue his public image, or maybe he’s discovered a mellower strain of weed. Hell, maybe he really just woke up one day and realized he’d been acting like a world-class knob for the entirety of his adult life. Whatever the case, Justin’s spent the last few years stomping around Hollywood in sneakers that cost more than your car, and he’s left a long trail of destruction in his wake. As much as he might want to make things right, Bieber may not be able to escape his past as easily as he had hoped. Remember when Justin egged his neighbor’s house ? It was just one of many idiotic decisions JB made in 2014, and he probably thought he’d be able to put the incident behind him after shelling out (no pun intended) $80,000 for repairs. But now the victim, a Calabasas resident named Jeff Schwartz, is suing for emotional distress, claiming that months before the egging, Bieber and his bodyguards hurled epithets at him and his wife, resulting in emotional distress. In the suit, obtained by TMZ, Schwartz recalls an incident in which he politely asked Bieber to stop racing his Ferrari through the neighborhood. He says Bieber cursed at him, and one of his bodyguards threateningly shouted, “What are you gonna do about it, Jew boy?” Yikes. Sounds like Justin has a lot more atoning to do before he can move on. The public humiliation that he’s sure to suffer at his Comedy Central Roast might speed the healing process along. 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast 1. Justin Bieber Roast: Who Said What? View Photo ROASTED! Read on to relive the best very burns, disses, one-liners and insults from the Justin Bieber Roast on Comedy Central. 2. Kevin Hart View Photo Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one. 3. Ludacris View Photo You act so much like a pussy, Ellen tried to eat you. 4. Will Ferrell (as Ron Burgundy) View Photo I always encouraged people to stay classy. And what’s more classy than hanging out with Floyd Mayweather. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hannibal Buress Justin, I don’t like your music. I think it’s bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy. 6. Shaquille O’Neal View Photo You have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people. 7. Natasha Legerro Justin’s fan are called beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word retards. 8. Chris D’Elia You literally are a guy who has it all, except respect, love, good parents, and a Grammy. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Martha Stewart View Photo Let’s get to the reason I’m here: to give Justin some tips for when he inevitably ends up in prison… The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower. 10. Jeffrey Ross View Photo Seth Rogen thinks you’re a conceited piece of sh-t… and he hangs out with James Franco. 11. Jeffrey Ross on Selena Gomez Banging Bieber It proves “Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do.” 12. Ludacris Again Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Pete Davidson My castmate on SNL, Kate McKinnon, does a perfect impression of Justin. Right down to the clit. 14. Shaq on Kevin Hart Kevin is the only celebrity with a star on the yellow brick road. 15. Kevin Hart Again View Photo Selena Gomez couldn’t be here tonight. Just because she didn’t want to be here. 16. Natasha Leggero on Hart Kevin, you look like someone put 50 Cent in the dryer. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Pete Davidson on Martha Stewart Martha is so old, her first period was the Renaissance. 18. Martha Stewart Slam! View Photo I’ve come up with a douche that no one has ever heard of, you know, like Chris D’Elia. 19. Chris D’Elia Again Those Calvin Klein billboards you were made are terrible. And I was in Whitney. 20. Natasha Leggero on Hart… Again Kevin, you are everywhere. He is going to be on the next season of Game of Thrones. He’s going to play Peter Dinklage’s shadow. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jeffrey Ross on Stewart Martha Stewart, I want to f-ck you so bad. I bet your pubic hair is fifty shades of gray. 22. Justin Bieber View Photo What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours. The End. Up Next: ” 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Viewers may not be able to enjoy the humiliating hijinks until March 30, but Justin Bieber got Roasted over the weekend. The artist was forced to sit on stage during the taping of his upcoming Comedy Central special and listen to comedians such as Jeffrey Ross and Kevin Hart absolutely tear him apart. “Tonight we’re going to do what his parents and the legal system should have done a long time ago,” Hart says in one of the following clips. “We’re about to give this boy an ass-whooping he deserves.” Jeffrey Ross Roasts Justin Bieber Kevin Hart Roasts Justin Bieber Ross then goes on to describe Bieber as the “King Joffrey of Pop,” adding that Justin is a “cocky little sh-t” and saying of Beliebers around the globe: “The roast fans really want blood this time… even though most of your fans haven’t even gotten their periods yet.” In response to this diss, Bieber supports started to trend the hashtag “#IHaveMyPeriodJustin” this week, which is just… yech . TMI to the max. The Justin Bieber Roast will air on Comedy Central on March 30 at 10/9c. Other famous roasters include Martha Stewart, Natasha Leggero, Chris D’Elia and Hannibal Buress. As you can see below, all these stars go after Bieber hard, referencing Selena Gomez and mocking Justin for his failed attempts to seem like a tough guy… 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast 1. Justin Bieber Roast: Who Said What? View Photo ROASTED! Read on to relive the best very burns, disses, one-liners and insults from the Justin Bieber Roast on Comedy Central. 2. Kevin Hart View Photo Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one. 3. Ludacris View Photo You act so much like a pussy, Ellen tried to eat you. 4. Will Ferrell (as Ron Burgundy) View Photo I always encouraged people to stay classy. And what’s more classy than hanging out with Floyd Mayweather. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hannibal Buress Justin, I don’t like your music. I think it’s bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy. 6. Shaquille O’Neal View Photo You have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people. 7. Natasha Legerro Justin’s fan are called beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word retards. 8. Chris D’Elia You literally are a guy who has it all, except respect, love, good parents, and a Grammy. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Martha Stewart View Photo Let’s get to the reason I’m here: to give Justin some tips for when he inevitably ends up in prison… The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower. 10. Jeffrey Ross View Photo Seth Rogen thinks you’re a conceited piece of sh-t… and he hangs out with James Franco. 11. Jeffrey Ross on Selena Gomez Banging Bieber It proves “Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do.” 12. Ludacris Again Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Pete Davidson My castmate on SNL, Kate McKinnon, does a perfect impression of Justin. Right down to the clit. 14. Shaq on Kevin Hart Kevin is the only celebrity with a star on the yellow brick road. 15. Kevin Hart Again View Photo Selena Gomez couldn’t be here tonight. Just because she didn’t want to be here. 16. Natasha Leggero on Hart Kevin, you look like someone put 50 Cent in the dryer. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Pete Davidson on Martha Stewart Martha is so old, her first period was the Renaissance. 18. Martha Stewart Slam! View Photo I’ve come up with a douche that no one has ever heard of, you know, like Chris D’Elia. 19. Chris D’Elia Again Those Calvin Klein billboards you were made are terrible. And I was in Whitney. 20. Natasha Leggero on Hart… Again Kevin, you are everywhere. He is going to be on the next season of Game of Thrones. He’s going to play Peter Dinklage’s shadow. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jeffrey Ross on Stewart Martha Stewart, I want to f-ck you so bad. I bet your pubic hair is fifty shades of gray. 22. Justin Bieber View Photo What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours. The End. Up Next: ” 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
