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Justin Bieber Roast Clips: You Are the King Joffrey of Pop!

Viewers may not be able to enjoy the humiliating hijinks until March 30, but  Justin Bieber got Roasted over the weekend. The artist was forced to sit on stage during the taping of his upcoming Comedy Central special and listen to comedians such as Jeffrey Ross and Kevin Hart absolutely tear him apart. “Tonight we’re going to do what his parents and the legal system should have done a long time ago,” Hart says in one of the following clips. “We’re about to give this boy an ass-whooping he deserves.” Jeffrey Ross Roasts Justin Bieber Kevin Hart Roasts Justin Bieber Ross then goes on to describe Bieber as the “King Joffrey of Pop,” adding that Justin is a “cocky little sh-t” and saying of Beliebers around the globe: “The roast fans really want blood this time… even though most of your fans haven’t even gotten their periods yet.” In response to this diss, Bieber supports started to trend the hashtag “#IHaveMyPeriodJustin” this week, which is just… yech . TMI to the max. The Justin Bieber Roast will air on Comedy Central on March 30 at 10/9c. Other famous roasters include Martha Stewart, Natasha Leggero, Chris D’Elia and Hannibal Buress. As you can see below, all these stars go after Bieber hard, referencing Selena Gomez and mocking Justin for his failed attempts to seem like a tough guy… 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast 1. Justin Bieber Roast: Who Said What? View Photo ROASTED! Read on to relive the best very burns, disses, one-liners and insults from the Justin Bieber Roast on Comedy Central. 2. Kevin Hart View Photo Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one. 3. Ludacris View Photo You act so much like a pussy, Ellen tried to eat you. 4. Will Ferrell (as Ron Burgundy) View Photo I always encouraged people to stay classy. And what’s more classy than hanging out with Floyd Mayweather. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hannibal Buress Justin, I don’t like your music. I think it’s bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy. 6. Shaquille O’Neal View Photo You have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people. 7. Natasha Legerro Justin’s fan are called beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word retards. 8. Chris D’Elia You literally are a guy who has it all, except respect, love, good parents, and a Grammy. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Martha Stewart View Photo Let’s get to the reason I’m here: to give Justin some tips for when he inevitably ends up in prison… The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower. 10. Jeffrey Ross View Photo Seth Rogen thinks you’re a conceited piece of sh-t… and he hangs out with James Franco. 11. Jeffrey Ross on Selena Gomez Banging Bieber It proves “Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do.” 12. Ludacris Again Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Pete Davidson My castmate on SNL, Kate McKinnon, does a perfect impression of Justin. Right down to the clit. 14. Shaq on Kevin Hart Kevin is the only celebrity with a star on the yellow brick road. 15. Kevin Hart Again View Photo Selena Gomez couldn’t be here tonight. Just because she didn’t want to be here. 16. Natasha Leggero on Hart Kevin, you look like someone put 50 Cent in the dryer. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Pete Davidson on Martha Stewart Martha is so old, her first period was the Renaissance. 18. Martha Stewart Slam! View Photo I’ve come up with a douche that no one has ever heard of, you know, like Chris D’Elia. 19. Chris D’Elia Again Those Calvin Klein billboards you were made are terrible. And I was in Whitney. 20. Natasha Leggero on Hart… Again Kevin, you are everywhere. He is going to be on the next season of Game of Thrones. He’s going to play Peter Dinklage’s shadow. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jeffrey Ross on Stewart Martha Stewart, I want to f-ck you so bad. I bet your pubic hair is fifty shades of gray. 22. Justin Bieber View Photo What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours. The End. Up Next: ” 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Kim Kardashian Screams at Paparazzi: Shut the Effin Door!

She may have invited them into her life at one point, but Kim Kardashian has had it with the paparazzi. Yesterday, after arriving at LAX, the pregnant reality star was surrounded and hounded by these supposed journalist. Covering her face, Kim just made it to her car… where photographer had opened a door in order to snap more pictures when she yelled: “Shut the f*cking door, you idiots!” Watch the craziness unfold here: Kim Kardashian Yells at Paparazzi Earlier this month, Kanye West walked into a pole due to the paparazzi and Kim nearly got into a car crash . Sound off now: Do you think the paparazzi should leave Kardashian alone?   Yes, she’s pregnant! No, she’s asked for this life! View Poll »

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Bea Arthur Nude Painting: Purchased by Jimmy Kimmel?!?

It’s official*: Jimmy Kimmel makes way too much money. The comedian has apparently answered the question of Who the Heck Would Pay $1.9 million for a Painting of Bea Arthur Nude with the following: I would! As a joke at the expense of friend Jeffrey Ross! “Biggest surprise of my life. Thank you @jimmykimmel – the most generous guy in the world! #BeaArthur,” Ross Tweeted yesterday, along with the above photo. There’s been no official word from anyone in Kimmel’s camp yet, but the host apparently wrote back: “@realjeffreyross Bea is watching over all of us, but especially you.” Amen , Ross replied, while the rest of the world sighed, slapped our foreheads… and laughed hysterically. *UPDATE: Kimmel has Tweeted that it’s all a joke and the painting in the picture here is merely a prop. “Contrary to ‘news’ reports, I didn’t buy the Bea Arthur painting – not even for @realjeffreyross – but I did buy the Mona Lisa Lampanelli,” wrote the talk show host online.

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Jeffrey Ross Dreses Like Joe Paterno, Cracks Colorado Shooting Jokes at Comedy Central Roast

Jeffrey Ross arrived for the Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne Barr yesterday dressed as Joe Paterno and accompanied by two young boys in only Penn State helmets and a towel. To many, though, this get-up was actually NOT the most offensive act by the comedian during the event. Still wearing his costume, Ross took to the podium and addressed a red-haired Seth Greene with a clear reference to alleged Colorado shooter James Holmes : “Congratulations,” Ross said to Green. “This is actually a really big night for you. You haven’t gotten this much attention since you shot all those people in Aurora.” To a mixture of boos and scattered applause, Ross then added: “I’m kidding! You’re not like James Holmes. At least he’s doing something in a movie theater that people remember.” Zing … ouch … and totally inappropriate ? Ross’ attempt at humor came a week after Dane Cook also made a stand-up joke about the incident, although at least Ross focused his quips on Holmes. Cook actually made fun of the victims. Still, even Roseanne herself said afterward that Ross “crossed the line,” adding: “But comedy is about moving the line… And where is the line in a country that has freedom of speech? Maybe there isn’t one.” Do you agree? What do you think of Ross’ jokes?

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THG Caption Contest: Hot Jenny-on-Jenny Action!

Welcome to the latest edition of THG’s Caption Contest! We’re asking readers to put on their thinking caps and study the photo below, which is just screaming out for a hilariously witty caption, don’t you think? It features Jenny McCarthy looking shocked over a Playboy issue that features… Jenny McCarthy ! What is the blonde bombshell saying or thinking? YOU TELL US! Leave an entry in the Comments section below, do your best to keep it clean and we’ll select a winner on Friday. Go to it – and good luck!

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Stars Tweet Surprise, Sadness Over Sherman Hemsley Passing

Sherman Hemsley , the lovable former star of The Jeffersons , passed away at the age of 74 today. And in response a number of celebrities have Tweeted their condolence and sent their sympathies… Russell Simmons : “RIP Sherman Hemsley aka George Jefferson. rest peacefully in the de-luxe apartment in the sky…” Nicki Minaj : “Wow. Sending LOVE” Alyssa Milano : “Rest in Peace (in a delux apartment in the sky), Sherman Hemsley.” Holly Robinson Peete : “Sherman Helmsley was a pioneer in TV-feel blessed to have known and worked with him… Well Done. Rest With Angels Sherman …” Terrell Owens : RIP Sherman Hemsley!! I grew up watching the Jeffersons as many of us did & he along w/that cast will be one to be remembered. #RIPGeorge” Josh Duhamel : “RIP Sherman Hemsley. #MovinOnUp to heaven now.” KevinSmith : “G’bye, Sherman Hemsley. Your George Jefferson was so beloved, it earned you your own successful sitcom! Huge bucket of win! Move on up, sir.” Jeffrey Ross : “Sherman Helmsley moved on up. Roast in peace, funny man.”

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Jeffrey Ross at The Grove

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Facebook.com – Become a Fan! Twitter.com – Follow Us! Jeffrey Ross was spotted shopping at The Grove. He gave the comically disappointing details of his Easter plans before admitting to being hung over.

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Will You Be Watching??: Charlie Sheen To Be ‘Roasted’ On Comedy Central

This has the potential to be EPIC! Prepare yourself for another barrage of tiger blood and winning jokes — Comedy Central announced this morning that its newest roast target is none other than the bitchin’ rock star from Mars himself, Charlie Sheen. The ‘Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen’ will air on September 19 — the same night as ‘Two and a Half Men’ premieres its first episode with Ashton Kutcher. Coincidence? “You could say I’ve been providing kindling for this Roast for a while,” Sheen said in a statement. “It’s time to light it up. It’s going to be epic.” The idea isn’t entirely out of left field, considering that Roastmaster General, Jeffrey Ross hopped onstage to burn Sheen during his ‘Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour’ earlier this year — saving audiences on the latter part of the cross-country tour from Sheen’s rambling, unfocused stories. Charlie is going to be one of the easiest roast targets EVER, but we’re gonna tune in to laugh nonetheless! Source

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‘Jersey Shore’ Cast To Present At 2010 ‘VH1 Divas’

The Situation, Snooki, Brandy, model Marissa Miller and more announced as presenters at Sunday’s ‘VH1 Divas Salute the Troops.’ By James Dinh Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi Photo: Jason Merritt/ Getty Images “VH1 Divas” just got a lot more star-studded. This year’s installment, which pays tribute to our nation’s troops and their families, is already set to feature performances by Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj and Keri Hilson. And on Tuesday (November 30), a string of stars, including two “Jersey Shore” castmembers were announced as presenters for “2010 VH1 Divas Salute the Troops.” Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Brandy, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Marisa Miller and comedian Jeffrey Ross are scheduled to present at the show, which airs on Sunday. Kathy Griffin hosts the event at Marine Corps Air Station Miramar in San Diego. Ann and Nancy Wilson of sister act Heart have also been added to the list of performers; they’ll perform alongside Grace Potter & the Nocturnals, joining a lineup that already includes Sugarland and Paramore. In addition to commentary from troops stationed at the front lines, First Lady Michelle Obama will also participate in the “Divas” special with a telecast message. Hilson, who is prepping the release of her album No Boys Allowed, said she was honored to join the “Divas” lineup saying, “I get to be among so many other influential women, groundbreaking women, strong, powerful, confident women, not only on that day, but just to be a part of the legacy of ‘VH1 Divas.’ ” “2010 VH1 Divas Salute the Troops” will air at 9 p.m. ET/PT on December 5 on VH1. Who are you most excited to see at this year’s “VH1 Divas”? Tell us in the comments!

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Seth MacFarlane to Head David Hasselhoff Roast

Comedy Central has just named Family Guy creator and talking teddy bear wizard Seth MacFarlane the master of the network’s David Hasselhoff Roast, airing August 15. Regular roasters Pamela Anderson, Whitney Cummings, Greg Giraldo, Lisa Lampanelli, and Jeffrey Ross will poke fun at The Hoff, as will Jerry Springer and, for some reason, Hulk Hogan. [ LAT ]

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