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How High You Trying To Get? Docs Find That Taking Weed Via Booty Is More Effective Than Blazing Up

Doctor Says Rectal Weed Is Most Effective Listen up cheefers… you’re doing it all wrong ! According to the medical director of the Center for Integrative Medicine at George Washington University, blowing trees isn’t giving you the full effects of marijuana. If you REALLY want that high and those “health benefits” — if that’s the story you’re telling — you’re putting those herbs in the wrong hole. While speaking with the National Post about making Canada more weed-friendly, Dr. Mikhail Kogan said that the best way to get maximum effect of your favorite flowers is to administer it up the booty chute : “Rectally is actually a lot more preferred because of the volume of absorption. You can put a lot more and it gets absorbed a lot better, but not everybody is open to this way of administration.” No isht. But Dr. Kogan swears smoking isn’t really hitting on much. “[Smoking] in my opinion is very archaic and has very little clinical applicability.” Hmm. Well for the smokers in the crowd…is this something you’d give a try?? Creative Commons

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How High You Trying To Get? Docs Find That Taking Weed Via Booty Is More Effective Than Blazing Up

Nicki Minaj FINALLY Claps Back At Remy Ma With A Little Help From Drake And Wayne

Y’all happy now ? Nicki Finally Responds To Remy’s Rap Disses Remember how we told you that Nicki was planning to drop an eleventh-hour response to Remy’s utterly disrespectful 7-minute rant against Nicki entitled “SHEther?” Well, it’s finally here. Many were suspecting that Nicki had nada to clap back with , nor did she want Remy to drop this barrage of receipts she says she has, nor is she un-booked enough to craft a response to Remy’s soul-snatching diss track. But as it turns out….all false. Not only did Nicki take her time to think out her responses, but she enlisted the help of her Young Money brethren (and experienced rap beef champion) Drake and Lil Wayne…to make sure it’s sometjing that sticks. Wonder where she learned that method from . Nicki’s response isn’t quite as heavy on the vitriol…but there’s definitely some vaginal insults, some attacks on Remy’s looks and mention of her own body surgery, some mention of lack of sales, etc. There’s no question on who she’s speaking to on this one. Anywho…take a listen: Yikes. She called Remy Shanaynay though? That just stuck out… Hit the flip for more…

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Will You Be Watching??: Charlie Sheen To Be ‘Roasted’ On Comedy Central

This has the potential to be EPIC! Prepare yourself for another barrage of tiger blood and winning jokes — Comedy Central announced this morning that its newest roast target is none other than the bitchin’ rock star from Mars himself, Charlie Sheen. The ‘Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen’ will air on September 19 — the same night as ‘Two and a Half Men’ premieres its first episode with Ashton Kutcher. Coincidence? “You could say I’ve been providing kindling for this Roast for a while,” Sheen said in a statement. “It’s time to light it up. It’s going to be epic.” The idea isn’t entirely out of left field, considering that Roastmaster General, Jeffrey Ross hopped onstage to burn Sheen during his ‘Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour’ earlier this year — saving audiences on the latter part of the cross-country tour from Sheen’s rambling, unfocused stories. Charlie is going to be one of the easiest roast targets EVER, but we’re gonna tune in to laugh nonetheless! Source

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Twitter Files: Gilbert Arenas Is Glad Shaunie O’Neal Gave His Three-Time Baby Mama Has A New Source Of Income

As of this morning, Gilbert Arenas is the first NBA sperm donor to voice the fact that he’s actually happy about Shaunie O’Neal and VH1′s NBA Baby Mama Work Program . Arenas took to Twitter to respond to the barrage of tweets he must have been getting from folks about Laura Govan’s new title as one of the Never-been-married “wives” who will try to out-do the original Basketball Wives in Los Angeles . Ignore the spelling mistakes and the fact that he sometimes speaks like English isn’t his first language – oh, and the mess that was his and Laura’s relationship – and Gilbert actually makes sense…

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Twitter Files: Gilbert Arenas Is Glad Shaunie O’Neal Gave His Three-Time Baby Mama Has A New Source Of Income

Like Klockwork: Kourtney Kardashian Koverage Kontinues to Kreate Headlines

Kall us krazy, but the koverage of Kourtney Kardashian and her pregnancy is a bit out of kontrol.

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Like Klockwork: Kourtney Kardashian Koverage Kontinues to Kreate Headlines