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Heidi Klum in More Bikini Pics of the Day

I assume these are some of the pictures of Heidi Klum from yesterday where her nipple popped out of her bikini top while swimming with her army of black babies, who statistically, thanks to her divorce from Seal would probably make you think they’ll end up criminals, without factoring that each of them are worth more than an African village and combined, more than an African country…not that that matters…what matters is that after having 50 kids with a man who slaughtered her with his huge penis…she’s still pretty intact even at 50 and that blows my fucking mind enough to just stare…and that’s what I am going to do. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Heidi Klum in More Bikini Pics of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Shoe Erotica of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is fun at least when she’s modelling shoes and not really looking like Alessandra Ambrosio…not that Alessandra Ambrosio is a bad thing to look like…I am sure there are still teen girls locked in their bathrooms puking up lunch to be like her…and if that’s not a power position I don’t know what is…but I do know that tall models have big ass tranny feet and here she is getting paid to squeeze hers into high heels that I know at least one of you has a fetish for because you are collectively some of the weirdest people on the fucking internet…#fact.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Shoe Erotica of the Day

Behati Prinsloo Nipples in Vogue Spain of the Day

I can’t take Victoria’s Secret Behati Prinsloo seriously…even when she’s doing a Vogue Spain shoot…while showing her nipples because that’s the key to modelling and nipple is the only way to be taken seriously…not because I hate Victoria’s Secret models with stupid names…or more importantly nipples…but because…she’s marrying Adam Levine and that means he cums in her, and more importantly, he dumped her, fucked another model, and ran back to her like a man who has the authority to take these models and have his way with them…even though he’s a massive fucking pussy sent here from the devil to brainwash us with shitty music and Bar Mitzvah DJ charisma… But here are her nipples anyway.

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Behati Prinsloo Nipples in Vogue Spain of the Day