Hailey Baldwin is not completely useless, she’s proven that you don’t need to be a model to be a model, you just need to be Stephen Baldwin’s daughter, with a good enough marketing team and a fake friendship with the Jenners to be the third or fourth fake friend casted to go to events with them….garbage…when not fucking Bieber when she was underage…that’s his thing. Sure, she’s skinny enough and young enough to want to fuck…I guess…or look at in her panties showing off her legs in panties….but more importantly, she’s got followers on instagram…which is all that really matters in this very sad and depressing world…because it can be faked by rich people…and isn’t really as “organic” or “authentic” as they pretend… The post Hailey Baldwin Reminds Us That YOu Don’t Need to be a Model to be a Model of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
SPAIN is killing it with their nude photoshoots…this is the third or fourth one in the last few days. I guess the catholic country is into nude bitches – because why wouldn’t they be. Naked is great and if America put the guns down for a second they’d realize that titties don’t make you crazy…even when you’re crazy for titties… She is the replacement for Adriana Lima at Victoria’s secret reminding us that we are all replaceable…even when your ego doesn’t want to admit that there are people who can do your useless standing around half naked job as good, if not better than you, even though you have 10 years experience standing around half naked, because you don’t like admitting that what you get paid millions for is a joke, requires no talent, and isn’t a real job even if you never have to work again…. She’s from Portugual, she’s likely a fisherman’s daughter, she’s got great lips and most importantly she is skinny and defends skinny girls in this fat world and that’s great because skinny lives matter. The post Sara Sampaio Nipples for GQ Spain of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I realize that no one actually cares about my opinion on Kylie Jenner, or that I think she looks like a very mutated human at 18, all thanks to Plastic surgery, we can safely say her family is very fucking into. I know that you have eyes, and don’t find what is going on here hot, it looks like raw meat is staple gunned to her, and airbrushed with Kylie Jenner make-up, as the family does a third or fourth family bush to their audience and it fucking works. How many scents can a family that looks like they smell like shit produce, promote and sell? Apparently a lot..and enough to trademark her name, as a big fuck you to Kylie Minogue, and why the fuck do we or anyone know this…I’m talking everyday people who shouldn’t even know who Kylie Jenner is telling me this story…it’s fucking weird brain washing. The other thing that’s weird is her extreme hip to ratio, waist trained, fat transfer body……no one at 18 is naturally shaped like this, so the only thing natural about any of these Kardashians is that they are naturally cunts… Here’s some videos… The post Kylie Jenner’s Weirdly Shaped Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Back in July, Rob Kardashian tweeted about having a son , then quickly deleted the post. He later claimed to be only joking, but it was neither the first not the last time that Rob publicly confirmed that he’s a dad. Last year, Rob told friends he has a kid , shortly after posting a “shout-out” to his “son’s mom” on Instagram. Yesterday, Rob tweeted, “I’m about to go pick my son up from the port and can’t wait to watch a great movie with him…Suggestions anyone? He’s 6.” He quickly deleted the tweet, but did not post a “Just kidding!” retraction as he has in the past. So why would Rob attempt to keep his offspring under wraps, and why would he so terrible at keeping it on the down-low? Addressing the second question first: Rob’s struggles with drug addiction are well-documented. We really, really hope he’s not high on sizzurp or weed (his alleged drugs of choice) while on the way to pick up his son, but his tendency to tweet while high could account for his inability to keep a secret. But why would he want to keep the kid a secret in the first place? Well, anyone who’s read Kanye West’s wedding speech knows that the Kardashians fancy themselves some sort of powerful, Game of Thrones -style royal house, and Kris Jenner is probably delusional enough to think that anyone cares about her family’s bloodlines. Like his sister, Rob has dated his fair share of losers and users (rumor has is that Rita Ora cheated on him with 20 dudes ), but as the sole male Kardashian, there might be pressure on Rob to only knock up classy, respectable-type broads, ya know? So it’s possible that Kris didn’t approve of Rob’s choice of baby mama, so she cut the poor girl a fat check to go underground. Or maybe Rob just starts imagining kids after his third or fourth cup of purple drank. Rob Kardashian Fat Photos: Weight a Minute! 1. Very Large Rob Kardashian Rob Kardashian is not thin. He and his large body mass are behind the wheel in this photograph.
I hate bikini pictures, maybe it is because I am not a real man, or maybe it is because I have been looking at them for the last fucking decade…and eventually they all become the same, no matter who the girl is in the pics…it’s like eating pizza every night for the last 10 years, no matter the flavor it’s still fucking pizza…. But I am all about science…and special effects…and the fact that Vogue made Kate Upton look this good, makes me believe in one thing, smoke and fucking mirrors… The fact a Sports Illustrated chubby chick is even in Vogue is funny enough to begin with, but when they take a gut we’ve all seen and turn it into this, it’s just even more ridiculous, like it is a parody of itself, and when tits are involved, I guess I am reminded that “it’s still fucking pizza” doesn’t have to be a bad thing, especially when you’re Kate Upton, cuz bitch will eat anything you throw at her…
Christina Milian is on some serious self produced bikini hustle. This is the third or fourth bikini this week…maybe it’s because she knows being the live show host of some shitty show like the Voice is a shitty gig, because she has to be reminded that she’s not the actual host, while Carson Daly is…to some a fate worse than death…but more importantly, she is on a show starring and produced by Adam Avril Lavigne…also a fate worse than death…and that motherfucker posted a pic of his blonde hair, drawing attention to himself, even ending up as a trending story on Facebook, even though he doesn’t matter as a person, in fact he’s the fucking worst, yet people still buy into his pop music bullshit…and I guess getting half naked is how she competes…I’m into it, even though I’m not into her.
I don’t know if you guys remember, but at one point, I had thought about making Claudia Galanti my new Internet girlfriend. See, we’d just done our third or fourth bikini post together, and that’s usually the time you make things official. Well, after these disgusting pictures of her making out with her loser billionaire boyfriend, I’m glad I didn’t. I just hope he makes her happy. He may have truckloads of money and can buy Claudia anything she wants, but I can offer her something money could never buy: regular exposure on a celebrity gossip blog. Don’t laugh. That wasn’t supposed to be a joke. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com
Paz de la Huerta is amazing…..She’s gone on to do her third or fourth nude photoshoot with Terry Richardson for the sake of doing nude photoshoots with a high profile photographer so that people remember her now that she’s not on Boardwalk Empire anymore…and I fucking love her….I think it’s cuz she’s rough and battered and looks like a crackwhore hipster at 10 in the morning after too much cocaine and whiskey…..or maybe it’s just cuz she likes being naked and owns that shit proper…unlike other girls who are all about being clothed….fuck them.
Paz de la Huerta is amazing…..She’s gone on to do her third or fourth nude photoshoot with Terry Richardson for the sake of doing nude photoshoots with a high profile photographer so that people remember her now that she’s not on Boardwalk Empire anymore…and I fucking love her….I think it’s cuz she’s rough and battered and looks like a crackwhore hipster at 10 in the morning after too much cocaine and whiskey…..or maybe it’s just cuz she likes being naked and owns that shit proper…unlike other girls who are all about being clothed….fuck them.
Paz de la Huerta is amazing…..She’s gone on to do her third or fourth nude photoshoot with Terry Richardson for the sake of doing nude photoshoots with a high profile photographer so that people remember her now that she’s not on Boardwalk Empire anymore…and I fucking love her….I think it’s cuz she’s rough and battered and looks like a crackwhore hipster at 10 in the morning after too much cocaine and whiskey…..or maybe it’s just cuz she likes being naked and owns that shit proper…unlike other girls who are all about being clothed….fuck them.
