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Kylie Jenner’s Weirdly Shaped Body of the Day

I realize that no one actually cares about my opinion on Kylie Jenner, or that I think she looks like a very mutated human at 18, all thanks to Plastic surgery, we can safely say her family is very fucking into. I know that you have eyes, and don’t find what is going on here hot, it looks like raw meat is staple gunned to her, and airbrushed with Kylie Jenner make-up, as the family does a third or fourth family bush to their audience and it fucking works. How many scents can a family that looks like they smell like shit produce, promote and sell? Apparently a lot..and enough to trademark her name, as a big fuck you to Kylie Minogue, and why the fuck do we or anyone know this…I’m talking everyday people who shouldn’t even know who Kylie Jenner is telling me this story…it’s fucking weird brain washing. The other thing that’s weird is her extreme hip to ratio, waist trained, fat transfer body……no one at 18 is naturally shaped like this, so the only thing natural about any of these Kardashians is that they are naturally cunts… Here’s some videos… The post Kylie Jenner’s Weirdly Shaped Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr Awkward Fitness of the Day

I am not into Miranda Kerr, I find her garbage and never really understood how she scammed Victoria’s Secret into being one of their most marketed “angels” before firing her for being a cunt, a cunt filled by Bieber while being married and mom to Orlando Bloom, or as I like to call him, her meal ticket. She has since gone onto do whatever it takes to land billionaires and in the last 2 years, there has been at lease 3, which statistically is a lot of billionaires, enough to make you think she targets them, because like all hookers, she fucking loves money…and the idea of breeding with it. She’s got one kid that pays the bills when things don’t go as well in her virtually irrelevant career that probably doesn’t make her all that money, why not do another one… Her latest Billionaire is Frat Boy Snapchat creator, who could be fucking all the girls he probably gets BCCed on the dirty snaps, you know coded an algorithm that does some image recognition and drops the millions of nudes sent daily in his inbox. The whole foundation of snapchat was based on “trust me I’ll delete your nudes, I’ll even send a screenshot of my photos to prove it”.. yet he chooses this passed around “sally”…she’s not even a VS model anymore, when he could get a VS model…. I have no idea what these guys like about her or see in her, I mean the Snapchat kid’s last girlfriend, who has a snapchat tattoo by the way, is a fucking pig…but also a hooker looking girl, so it’s not about the past, but rather the future and why date a quality chick, or someone with talent or skill, when you can get one who is pretty transparent in her intentions….because when you date a whore, they usually know the system, and how to play it in their favor – where they can be strategic cunts, know when to complain and when to behave because you are staff…at least when they are as good at it as she is. Either way, the video of her awkward fitness was funny to me.. Here she is at the Oscars – doing the “pretty woman” – the story of her life… The post Miranda Kerr Awkward Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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