Martha Hunt is a bikini model in a bikini in Miami because there’s a music festival there and all the models and hookers and ratchets are there to celebrate Electronic music at what I would assume is the longest standing electronic music festival…because I remember this shit from the late 90s…when ravers and other weirdos would attend…back when it was called WMC and only the cool chicks would go…not mall brand spokesmodels…they’d be too busy at some fucking rock concert or some shit…but now that EDM is the world…and all the mainstream frat boy idiots eat it up….these events get people like this… Martha Hunt is a Victoria’s Secret “Angel” whatever that means. She’s one of the few Americans, because Victoria’s Secret doesn’t want to make America great again. They manufacture overseas and they don’t pass the savings onto the American mall shopping people. Instead they line their pockets with the money saved with slave labor. They also import these immigrants and get them visa’s because they know the system instead of giving the work to their own people….so they may be in every mall…but they seem to shit on the American dream pretty fucking badly in the process.. Martha Hunt is also one of the Taylor Swift groupies…who does what she’s told by the evil leader that they all leverage each other for financial gain…so we can assume that this bikini was chosen by Taylor and the paparazzi called by Taylor…as part of her weird live action barbie experience…something Amy Schumer doesn’t know anything about… I just like that her name rhymes with cunt. If you don’t like that here’s Karlie Kloss Beach Shoot because she’s another one of Taylor Swift’s puppets! The post Martha Hunt in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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