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Kylie Jenner’s Weirdly Shaped Body of the Day

I realize that no one actually cares about my opinion on Kylie Jenner, or that I think she looks like a very mutated human at 18, all thanks to Plastic surgery, we can safely say her family is very fucking into. I know that you have eyes, and don’t find what is going on here hot, it looks like raw meat is staple gunned to her, and airbrushed with Kylie Jenner make-up, as the family does a third or fourth family bush to their audience and it fucking works. How many scents can a family that looks like they smell like shit produce, promote and sell? Apparently a lot..and enough to trademark her name, as a big fuck you to Kylie Minogue, and why the fuck do we or anyone know this…I’m talking everyday people who shouldn’t even know who Kylie Jenner is telling me this story…it’s fucking weird brain washing. The other thing that’s weird is her extreme hip to ratio, waist trained, fat transfer body……no one at 18 is naturally shaped like this, so the only thing natural about any of these Kardashians is that they are naturally cunts… Here’s some videos… The post Kylie Jenner’s Weirdly Shaped Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr Awkward Fitness of the Day

I am not into Miranda Kerr, I find her garbage and never really understood how she scammed Victoria’s Secret into being one of their most marketed “angels” before firing her for being a cunt, a cunt filled by Bieber while being married and mom to Orlando Bloom, or as I like to call him, her meal ticket. She has since gone onto do whatever it takes to land billionaires and in the last 2 years, there has been at lease 3, which statistically is a lot of billionaires, enough to make you think she targets them, because like all hookers, she fucking loves money…and the idea of breeding with it. She’s got one kid that pays the bills when things don’t go as well in her virtually irrelevant career that probably doesn’t make her all that money, why not do another one… Her latest Billionaire is Frat Boy Snapchat creator, who could be fucking all the girls he probably gets BCCed on the dirty snaps, you know coded an algorithm that does some image recognition and drops the millions of nudes sent daily in his inbox. The whole foundation of snapchat was based on “trust me I’ll delete your nudes, I’ll even send a screenshot of my photos to prove it”.. yet he chooses this passed around “sally”…she’s not even a VS model anymore, when he could get a VS model…. I have no idea what these guys like about her or see in her, I mean the Snapchat kid’s last girlfriend, who has a snapchat tattoo by the way, is a fucking pig…but also a hooker looking girl, so it’s not about the past, but rather the future and why date a quality chick, or someone with talent or skill, when you can get one who is pretty transparent in her intentions….because when you date a whore, they usually know the system, and how to play it in their favor – where they can be strategic cunts, know when to complain and when to behave because you are staff…at least when they are as good at it as she is. Either way, the video of her awkward fitness was funny to me.. Here she is at the Oscars – doing the “pretty woman” – the story of her life… The post Miranda Kerr Awkward Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pregnant Miley Cyrus Shopping in Mesh of the Day

Apparently these Miley Cyrus mesh shit pictures are from the other day – when she was shopping at some vintage store – buying these outfits: She’s the kind of puppet who has pretty much sold off her soul, dignity, integrity, privacy, existence, everything to the entertainment industry. She calls herself an “artist”, but really she’s just a commodity and in being that soulless thing, means showing the world her tits and pussy as part of her marketing, revenue generating, and not giving a fuck… I call it cultivating the idea of “art” and “authenticity” based on the tumblr girls she follows, eventually faking it well enough for it to be real, for her to be more than just some Disney trained, daughter of a one-hit-wonder…and as long as the nudity happens…fuck it keep bringing it… Speaking of fucking it, it looks like she may be pregnant, tits are bigger, belly is poppin’ and she’s rumored to have had a secret wedding…because when you have everything yet feel so empty, babies are the answer… Here are tits…in anticipation for that mom body…she may be worth 200 million dollars, but she’s still hick trash… The post Pregnant Miley Cyrus Shopping in Mesh of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Angelina Jolie on Nightline: About That Whole Marrying Brad Pitt Thing …

Angelina Jolie is making the media rounds for her directorial debut, In the Land of Blood and Honey , but the mom of six tackles difficult subjects in real life as well as on film. The actress, 36, and her partner Brad Pitt, 47, are trying to balance their busy careers with raising Maddox, 10, Pax, 8, Zahara, 6, Shiloh, 5 and Knox and Vivienne, 3. Like us, the brood is getting more curious about their marital status by the year … When Nightline asked if she has plans to marry Brad. Her response: “The kids asked me the other day and I asked if it was just because they wanted to have a big cake.” “They see movies that have the people getting married… you know, the happily ever after. Shrek and Fiona are married … We have explained that our commitment when we decided to start a family was the greatest commitment you could possibly have.” “Once you have six children, you’re … you’re committed.” True, in a sense. The couple has offered a number of different explanations for not tying the knot over the years, and despite celebrity gossip reports every few months suggesting a secret wedding is in the works … none is in the works. Angelina’s full Nightline interview airs tonight at 11:35 p.m.

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Megan Fox And Brian Austin Green’s Romance: A Look Back

The actors were married in a secret wedding last week in Hawaii. By Jocelyn Vena Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox Photo: Steve Granitz/ Getty Images Back in 2004, a little-known actress named Megan Fox met former teen heartthrob Brian Austin Green on the set of the sitcom “Hope & Faith,” where they were both guest-starring. It was the start of a love affair that resulted in a secret wedding last Thursday in Hawaii. After dating for two years, despite a 12-year age difference, the pair got engaged in November 2006 . They lived together, along with a potbellied pig, dogs, two cats, two birds and a squirrel. In 2008, Green told TV Guide that they had to make room in their busy work schedules to focus on their relationship. At the time, Fox was an up-and-coming sex symbol and the female lead in “Transformers,” while Green was busy working on the TV series “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.” “We’ve lived together for three years. We have tattoos of each other’s names,” he said in an interview, adding that he also wouldn’t mind having children with his lady. “I would love more kids. Right now, our biggest problem is rescuing pets from pet stores.” Despite a brief breakup in early 2009, the pair got back together and rekindled their flame later that year. Fox would continue to be busy with her career, working on flicks like “Jonah Hex” and “Jennifer’s Body” and continuing to say outlandish things in interviews. She also made sure to talk about her preference for older men like Green. She once noted that she loves Green because “he’s a man. He has an ego.” Shortly after Fox left the “Transformers” franchise and just before the release of “Jonah Hex,” she and Green announced that they had gotten engaged again on June 1 in Hawaii. And while Fox would insist that it was “really not a re-engagement” because their 2006 commitment still held, she did throw off the press by noting hat it would be “years” before she walked down the aisle with Green. “I’m going to be 44 when I get married!” Apparently in Fox’s world, “years” is really only a matter of weeks, and “44” means 24. While we don’t know much about the wedding other than it took place at the Four Seasons Resort on Hawaii’s Big Island and only about half a dozen people were in attendance. It is the first marriage for both. Green has an 8-year-old son, Kassius, from a previous relationship with actress Vanessa Marcil. Kassius gave away his dad at the wedding. If you were as famous as Megan and Brian, would you have a secret wedding or a huge, publicized bash? Talk about it in the comments. Related Photos Love Birds: Megan Fox And Brian Austin Green

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