Devil Woman, and Career Ruiner, with the addictive vagina for the addicts who get sucked into her pussy lip bear trap, that can’t seem to escape her, even when they try to physically escape her, only for her to use that against them in her divorce case that got her paid, after years of mooching off the poor bastard, because that’s what Devil Women Do… Had her tit out… For the parparazzi…. Because she’s making up on lost time, trying to secure herself, and continue to exist as an entity now that she can’t sit on the shoulders of Johnny Depp and be relevant by association….as his wife. She’s garbage…but her tit’s cute…not 10 million dollars cute…but cute. The post Amber Heard Tit Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Megan Fox posted this up on the “gram”, a little nipple emoji covering of her nipple because she’s a subtle whore like that, but not overly subtle enough to turn down the Fredrick’s of Hollywood campaign she partnered up on, that she may have equity on, in the weirdest spokesperson gig around, since no one cares about Megan Fox, not even the Megan Fox fans, except maybe Brian Austin Green, because he kept her in a cage all those years…. I just find it offensive that she half frees the nipples, in an era of free the nipple, but more importantly, she didn’t get topless in movies when we wanted to see her topless, but at 40 with 10 kids, all banged out and old she thinks it’s good timing to bring out the clickbait. It’s fucking rude to us, the people sexualizing her, giving us something to sexualize, long after we’re done with her…typical rich entitled celebrity to no respect anyone but themselves…in their narcisstic bubble.. And even with the nipple clickbait…there isn’t a fucking nipple…so what they hell is this about…other than cockteasing blue ball giving…too many years too late… The post Megan Fox Emoji Nipple for the one Job She Has of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
There’s little to no debate over the looks of Megan Fox. If she isn’t the best looking female on the planet, she’s probably in your top five or 10. Even in a beanie, the actress is simply sizzling. But while nearly everyone’s accepts and acknowledges the beauty of Megan Fox, a new discussion has broken out over someone very close to this gorgeous star. Specifically, her daughter. Fox and husband Brian Austin Green have three kids together, all of them boys: Five-year old Noah, three-year old Bodhi and Journey, who is almost a year-and-a-half old. Back in August, Fox actually gave us a look at all three kids, sharing a rare family snapshot that got the Internet all abuzz. But now the former Transformers star has given folks something to discuss other than her penchant for sometimes dressing Bodhi up like a girl . And that something is this: Has she given birth to the most attractive tiny human in the history of mankind? This question is being bantered about on social media because Fox surprised Instagram followers this week upon posting the picture above. It features her and Journey and it includes the simple caption “clone wars.” The toddler is clearly very cute. No one can deny this. And no one is trying to deny this, as evidenced by such user comments as the following: But at least one person has come out and made an even stronger statement. “I think this is the most attractive baby I’ve ever seen,” says the person below, which is really a pretty bold sentiment if you think about it. The most attractive baby EVER?!? The challenge here is attempting to come up with Journey’s competition for such an honor. We mean, all babies are really very cute. And this is especially the case when they’re born to celebrities because most celebrities are very good looking. Because Fox is considered one of the hottest women on the planet, it does stand to reason that she would give birth to other very pretty or handsome little people. However, this logic doesn’t always apply. Few people would label Lauryn Shannon as “sexy” or “beautiful” or “above average” and yet, LOOK , she recently welcomed a precious kid into the world. So it’s hard to say, you know? Are Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green parents to the cutest child EVER?!? It’s very possible that fans also reacted positively to Fox’s post because she made a joke/reference to Star Wars. And people do love Star Wars. Still, we don’t want to take credit away from Journey, who is so gosh darn cute that most people are able to look right past his silly name and just focus on his face. We’ve collected photos below of other celebrities and their offspring to help answer this newly pressing question. Click below, scroll around and then decide: Who is the absolute cutest of the cute? View Slideshow: Celebrity Baby Photos: So Adorable!
I was forced to watch High School Musical this year for the first time, the things I will do for the love and admiration of a 26 year old girl from TINDER’s tits….in her DORM room, she’s a little slow on her undergrad…whatever. Point of the story is I don’t remember Olesya Rulin, possibly because I was too busy looking at the tits in the dorm room, not the actually bullshit movie I originally thought was a TV show…I do remember Ashley Tisdale’s mangled face, this time annoying in “live action”…a decade ago…and Vanessa Hudgens not in her nudes…while Olesya Rulin just didn’t stand out to me… But here she is….doing sexy internet photoshoots showing off what could be a hot body…I appreciate the effort, she may not have got famous yet…but she’s making the right moves and there’s still hope for her…you can tell by her tight body. I guess I should see what her face looks like before being so encouraging…I get easily carried away when photoshoots show skin. The post Olesya Rulin is a High-School Musical Girl in a Sexy Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know whether these Megan Fox pictures are new or old. I do know that they are rumored to be for some bootleg version, or international version of a known magazine brand, which really means nothing, sometimes those bootleg magazines aren’t even affiliated with the American one people think of as relevant because they’ve been around forever… I do know that something’s going on in her middle aged brain – probably from mental health issues, maybe post-partem depression after so many fucking kids, with her captor from when she was hot, Brian Austin Green, someone she’s stuck with since he originally brain washed her, not necessarily someone who she’s been exclusive or loyal to, a girl’s gotta make a living, case some movies, feel important, become brand ambassador to a classic Hollywood Lingerie shop…at 40 years old… So she’s trying to stay hot, stay remembered, matter and it’s weird… I prefer when sex tapes are the solution to feeling a need to be wanted, not shitty posing…but whatever…people, mainly perverts still like her…and that’s what this is about really…this Christmas time of year. The post Megan Fox Still Lives and is in Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know whether these Megan Fox pictures are new or old. I do know that they are rumored to be for some bootleg version, or international version of a known magazine brand, which really means nothing, sometimes those bootleg magazines aren’t even affiliated with the American one people think of as relevant because they’ve been around forever… I do know that something’s going on in her middle aged brain – probably from mental health issues, maybe post-partem depression after so many fucking kids, with her captor from when she was hot, Brian Austin Green, someone she’s stuck with since he originally brain washed her, not necessarily someone who she’s been exclusive or loyal to, a girl’s gotta make a living, case some movies, feel important, become brand ambassador to a classic Hollywood Lingerie shop…at 40 years old… So she’s trying to stay hot, stay remembered, matter and it’s weird… I prefer when sex tapes are the solution to feeling a need to be wanted, not shitty posing…but whatever…people, mainly perverts still like her…and that’s what this is about really…this Christmas time of year. The post Megan Fox Still Lives and is in Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The cast of Beverly Hills, 90210 have come a very long way from West Beverly Hills High School. One of the actors is married to Megan Fox (!!!!)… another is milking her marital problems for reality TV ratings (hi, Tori Spelling!)… and another actually appeared on The CW's version of this classic teen drama, 90210. What have these stars been up to since their iconic series went off the air? What do they look now? With Lifetime's Unauthorized Beverly Hills, 90210 Story on the way, we figured it was a good time to catch up with Brandon, Brenda, Dylan and company… 1. Brian Austin Green Brian Austin Green is married to Megan Fox. Yup, it’s safe to say he’s done well for himself. 2. Jennie Garth Jennie Garth revived her role of Kelly on The CW’s 90210 and also appeared opposite Tori Spelling on ABC Family’s short-lived Mystery Girls. She has three kids. 3. Ian Ziering Thank goodness for Sharknado! Until this amazing Syfy movie franchise, Ian Ziering had not been heard from in years. 4. Tori Spelling Where to start with Tori Spelling? She has four kids with Dean McDermott and the two have turned their marital strife into many seasons of a reality TV show. 5. Jason Priestley Jason Priestley rarely goes in front of the camera anymore. But he’s directed episodes of The Secret Life of the American Teenager, 7th Heaven and the reboot of 90210. 6. Luke Perry Where did the sideburns go?!? Luke Perry has appeared in such shows as Oz and Jeremiah, while also anchoring the film 8 Seconds. View Slideshow
If you watch New Girl online you know that the show’s writers cooked up some far-fetched nonsense in order to replace Zooey Deschanel with Megan Fox while Zooey was on maternity leave. Sadly, it looks like the effort left them too exhausted to come up with any funny jokes or compelling storylines, but don’t worry – it seems there is something exciting happening on the show’s set: According to Star magazine, the newly-single Megan Fox has hit it off with former New Girl cast member Damon Wayans, Jr., who recently shot guest a spot on Brooklyn 99 on the same lot. “They had an immediate connection,” a source tells the tabloid. “He started bringing her breakfast in the morning, and they would hang out in her trailer. I think they really bonded over being single parents. It’s only a matter of time before they started hooking up…that is, if they haven’t already.” Fox, of course, got divorced from Brian Austin Green last year and has been proudly single ever since. Interestingly, Fox and Green met on the set of a sitcom back in 2004. Fox also reportedly hooked up with Shia LaBeouf on the set of Transformers in 2007, so she’s clearly not above mixing business with pleasure. So it looks like while the producers of New Girl may be letting fans down, they certainly did a solid for Damon by giving Megan a spot on the show. View Slideshow: 27 Tantalizing Photos of Megan Fox
Yesterday, we reported that Tori Spelling will undergo a lie detector test for a bizarre Lifetime special entitled Tori Spelling: Celebrity Lie Detector. Today, the network is giving us our first glimpse of the special, and it seems Tori doesn’t hold much back in her televised interrogation: Tori Spelling: Talks 90210 On-Set Romances Obviously, the question of she Spelling banged on the set of 90210 came up, and it seems the teen hormones were raging…even though her dad also worked on the show: “Brian and I were the youngest,” says Tori, after admitting to sleeping with Brian Austin Green. “We were 16. I remember the time I shook his hand. I had, like, [those feelings]. He teased me, he would tease me a lot. “He would pull on my peach fuzz and he’d be like, ‘Oh my gosh. You’re like a little lamb chop. You’re like my Chewbacca.’ I would be like, ‘Ugh, great. With all the hot extras around and these hot girls and I’m hoping he likes me.’” Uh…what Tori calls flirtatious teasing some might call cruel mockery, but hey, whatever she’s into. Of course, Green is currently getting divorced from Megan Fox , and Tori will probably be get divorced from Dean McDermott as soon as networks stop giving the couple reality shows, so maybe these two can reconnect! Sadly, Tori refused to reveal the identity of the second dude she slept with, but obviously it was either Jason Priestley or Luke Perry. Otherwise, why would she bother keeping it a secret? For future reference, Tori: those are the ones you should tell the world about, BAG is the one you should keep a secret. View Slideshow: Beverly Hills, 90210 Cast: Where Are They Now?
