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Madison Beer Does Turkey Cosmo of the Day

Posted on May 29, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Turkey is an interesting place, where a lot of the fake / but real / but fake Instagram followers come from, they are just committed to following American pussy and they follow in the millions…and these people end up famous in their countries…because that’s just the way it is…I’ve seen countless Turkish dick on my own snapchat because I was promoted amongst the Turkish pervs who follow all this nonsense… Madison Beer is not interesting, besides her face being average, she’s got decent tits that I guess Bieber played with leading to a record deal, or maybe he just fucked her mom, but either way..he’s why she exists and her mom is why she’s seductive because she’s not going to miss this meal ticket…hell ya she’ll do Cosmo Turkey..that’s needed to give the illusion of mattering… I mean young and hot, even if it’s a dumb shoot..it’s not that dumb…. I remember talking to a porn friend of mine and she straight up said she took two dicks in her pussy in a scene and I asked how it was – she said – pretty dumb… Ridiculous…right…more ridiculous than this broken Disney kid in training..because she hasn’t done Disney yet… Memorial Day…that’s what’s up… The post Madison Beer Does Turkey Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian: Double Wedding on Tap?!?

Posted on November 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

According to the latest issue of Life & Style, wedding bells will soon be ringing… … for both Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian! The cover story claims Kris Jenner has struck a television deal for both her daughters to get married at the same time, with Kourtney supposedly exchanging vows with Scott Disick and Khloe with French Montana. Why did Kourtney finally say yes to Scott after eight years of dating? What happened the night Montana proposed to Khloe? The tabloid says it will reveal all to anyone who opens its pages. Via a series of anonymous, totally real sources, we have no doubt. “Kris pitched the idea to Ryan Seacrest and E!,” Life & Style writes of the dual wedding. “Of course they were over the moon with the idea. “This will be bigger than [ Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s] wedding.” This blockbuster news is especially surprising because Life & Style only just reported two weeks ago that Disick is in love with Khloe . That should make for an awkward wedding day, don’t you think?!? The only thing more ridiculous than the notion of Kourtney and Khloe getting hitched simultaneously is pretty much EVERYthing that happens when we watch Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons online . Also of note from this issue of Life & Style, as teased above: There’s a holiday style for every occasion?!? No way! 11 Stars Who Really Hate the Kardashians 1. Cher Cher has Tweeted that the Kardashians are “bitches” who should be “drop kicked down the freeway.” She made a point of saying she is NOT kidding.

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True Tori Season 2 Episode 3: The Best Quotes & Cringe-Worthy Moments

Posted on November 5, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

For all the talk of True Tori (and Tori Spelling’s whole life) being scripted, there were plenty of undeniably real moments last night, for better or worse. True Tori Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes “I was feeling really bad about my potato-making skills.” – Tori, after Dean felt that she had microwaved a potato incorrectly, sending her plunging into an existential crisis and a state of instant self-loathing Permalink: Not So Hot Potato Added: November 05, 2014 1. Not So Hot Potato “I was feeling really bad about my potato-making skills.” – Tori, after Dean felt that she had microwaved a potato incorrectly, sending… While she absolutely milks her personal problems for money and fame, there’s simply no faking some of the specifics we saw on True Tori Season 2 Episode 3 . It was the kind of slow-moving TV train wreck that just kept getting more ridiculous, and more uncomfortable to watch, with each passing moment. You couldn’t script anything that bad if you tried. And we’re sure she would. But perhaps therein lies the genius of the show. She’s trying SO hard to make dramatic, must-see TV that even the byproduct of her failure is pretty epic. For example, if you can bring yourself to watch True Tori online , you’ll see: Tori argue with Dean McDermott over a baked potato, then turn it into a referendum on how he treats her as a person, in the span of 10 seconds. Tori vent about about those men with cameras … to a cameraman. Tori relentlessly hype up a long-awaited, very much unnecessary reunion with ex-husband Charlie Shanian , only to have him refuse to be filmed. Tori’s kid ask if mom and dad can take turns driving her to cheer. The young one is clearly a pro’s pro when it comes to reading cue cards. Watch True Tori Season 2 Episode 3 Online How can the painful paid possibly top this come next week on Lifetime? We have no idea honestly, but when it comes to Tori Spelling’s ability to give herself nervous breakdowns for the sake of ratings, we put nothing past her. Seriously. If no drama presents itself, she’ll come up with some.

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Kate Upton and the Rest of her Vogue Shoot of the Day

Posted on May 5, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate bikini pictures, maybe it is because I am not a real man, or maybe it is because I have been looking at them for the last fucking decade…and eventually they all become the same, no matter who the girl is in the pics…it’s like eating pizza every night for the last 10 years, no matter the flavor it’s still fucking pizza…. But I am all about science…and special effects…and the fact that Vogue made Kate Upton look this good, makes me believe in one thing, smoke and fucking mirrors… The fact a Sports Illustrated chubby chick is even in Vogue is funny enough to begin with, but when they take a gut we’ve all seen and turn it into this, it’s just even more ridiculous, like it is a parody of itself, and when tits are involved, I guess I am reminded that “it’s still fucking pizza” doesn’t have to be a bad thing, especially when you’re Kate Upton, cuz bitch will eat anything you throw at her…

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Madden NFL 25: It’s Here!

Posted on August 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Note to everyone who called in sick this morning to work: Happy Madden Release Day! Yes, the most popular video game ever invented celebrates its 25th anniversary today, with Madden NFL 25 now on the shelves and millions of men around the country now on their sofas. Madden NFL 25 Trailer At this point, there’s not much difference between versions, though creators have clearly made an effort to recognize the impact of such players as Colin Kaepnerick and Robert Griffin III in the league. To wit: the San Francisco 49ers and Washington Redskins feature the Pistol formation with several Read Option plays. Owner Mode also gives users the chance to act as scout, general manager, coach and everything in between. You can even raise prices on nachos! Have you given Madden NFL 25 a shot yet? If so, grade it now:   A B C D F View Poll »  

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Steve Ward, Tough Love Host, Offers Call Girl Spot on Show in Exchange For Sex

Posted on August 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tough Love matchmaker Steve Ward is in hot water after promising to cast a high-end hooker on the VH1 show he helms in exchange for sex. The escort tells Radar that Ward , 32, boasted about his sleazy work-for-sex deal and even bragged that he had the “greatest life known to man.” How did this play out, exactly? A man can be heard outrageously propositioning the call girl during a rendezvous at the W Hotel in Hollywood, Calif., in December of last year. The woman, who asked not to be identified, says the voice is that of Ward, best known as the host and executive producer of VH1′s Tough Love . “I will promise to do my very best to get you on my show and put you at the very front of the line to be on my show if you f–k me, right now,” he said. “Nobody will know about that. I promise I won’t tell a soul.” “I promise. I promise. Nobody will know.” The woman consummated the deal. However, here’s where it gets even more ridiculous: Ward did not pay the vice girl, who advertises her services online for as much as $5,000 a night. “I am angling here… (inaudible). You’re in the business of sex so I am going to make you an offer,” Ward, or whomever it is, says on the tape. “I think this is f–king cool. I am pretty sure if I am f–king you five minutes from now after making this deal, I would be so thrilled that I made a deal and bartered for this.” “I’d be like, this is amazing. I have the greatest life known to man.” Ward has not commented on the allegations.

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The Hunger Games Trailer to Debut at MTV Music Awards

Posted on August 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The recently-released poster of The Hunger Games , with the franchise’s famous mockingjay pin on fire ? Very cool. An actual trailer with footage from the wildly anticipated March 23 release? Even cooler… and on the way! According to Movie Fanatic, Jennifer Lawrence will make her debut as Katniss Everdeen this Sunday night, as the first official preview for The Hunger Games airs during the MTV Video Music Awards. The planned trilogy is based on three best-selling novels by Suzanne Collins. And in case you needed another reason to tune in for the ceremony: Lady Gaga will be kicking it off.

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David Letterman Responds to Death Threats

Posted on August 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

David Letterman is not taking the recent jihadist death threats against him lightly. He’s taking it very lightly, ridiculing the nut jobs incessantly on The Late Show . If anything, he likely pushed a few more buttons with this bit Monday night: David Letterman Jokes About Death Threats Most of Letterman’s Monday night jokes – and Top 10 list – were dedicated to addressing threats against him last week on site frequented by Al-Qaeda. “You people, to me, are more than just an audience; you’re more like a human shield,” Letterman began, and it only got more ridiculous from there. “Sorry I’m a little late. Backstage, I was talking to a guy from CBS, we were going through the CBS life insurance policy to see if I’m covered for jihad.” “Everybody’s so sensitive,” Letterman added. “But I’ll tell you, Bin Laden, when they killed him, he’d been locked in his house with six wives for three years … So when the SEALS walked in he said, ‘Just shoot me.’” That’s just how Dave rolls. Killing the extremists with absurdist humor.

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A Complete Inventory of Clichés From the New Killer Elite Trailer

Posted on August 3, 2011 by | Leave a comment

When the teaser trailer for Killer Elite arrived in June , it presented a wealth of ridiculous awesomeness (Jason Statham jumping out a window while attached to an interrogation chair) and even more ridiculous facial hair (Clive Owen’s villainous moustache; Robert De Niro’s Saddam Hussein beard). Both traits are still present in the new full-length trailer, as well as a host of clichéd one-liners that would even make Arnold Schwarzenegger groan with delight. Ahead, Movieline’s complete inventory of the madness.

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Movie News After Dark: Eisenberg, Hunger Games, Marilyn Manson and Star Wars Meets Rebecca Black

Posted on April 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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What is Movie News After Dark? When it was first being written tonight, it was going to be a very silly column. Then some serious (and seriously awesome) links were found and you were saved from a fate far more ridiculous than usual. We’ll save that for another time. In this moment, on this night, Movie News After Dark presents you with all kinds of interesting things, words and doo-dads. But most… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Film School Rejects Discovery Date : 19/04/2011 03:19 Number of articles : 2

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