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David Letterman Responds to Death Threats

David Letterman is not taking the recent jihadist death threats against him lightly. He’s taking it very lightly, ridiculing the nut jobs incessantly on The Late Show . If anything, he likely pushed a few more buttons with this bit Monday night: David Letterman Jokes About Death Threats Most of Letterman’s Monday night jokes – and Top 10 list – were dedicated to addressing threats against him last week on site frequented by Al-Qaeda. “You people, to me, are more than just an audience; you’re more like a human shield,” Letterman began, and it only got more ridiculous from there. “Sorry I’m a little late. Backstage, I was talking to a guy from CBS, we were going through the CBS life insurance policy to see if I’m covered for jihad.” “Everybody’s so sensitive,” Letterman added. “But I’ll tell you, Bin Laden, when they killed him, he’d been locked in his house with six wives for three years … So when the SEALS walked in he said, ‘Just shoot me.’” That’s just how Dave rolls. Killing the extremists with absurdist humor.

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David Letterman Responds to Death Threats

Ray J Text to Kim Kardashian: You’re Welcome!

If this story is true, Ray J is officially the coolest dude ever… Sources say Kris Jenner is “irate” over a text message her daughter received on her wedding day… because it came from her ex-boyfriend and it read : “And to think you really have me to thank for all this ;-)” All of this , of course, is a reference to Kim’s ridiculously lavish wedding, one that netted her about $18 million and one that was just a slightly bigger deal than her first marriage to Damon Thomas, which just happened to take place before she had sex with Ray J on camera. We’ll take any excuse we can get to remind the world why Kim is famous. Since that videotaped pounding, of course, Kim has gone on to star in a reality show… create a brand around her name, breasts and social networking… and create an event last weekend that received more attention than the latest casualty report in Afghanistan. It also practically crashed Kim K Superstar , which is downright hilarious. Ray J, meanwhile, acknowledges sending a text to Kim, but wouldn’t elaborate on its contents. He simply said of his ex and Kris Humphries: “I wish them the best. She’s doing real good right now, that what it is.”

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Ray J Text to Kim Kardashian: You’re Welcome!