Little Miss Sunshine has recently changed her name to Big Mamma Sunshine.. That’s all I got. The post Abigail Breslin is Big Miss Sunshine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Natalie Portman is in this video for Miss Dior and I figure seeing the iconic Star Wars nerd vagina of choice – laying in some video she got paid millions to be in and they didn’t even make her get naked – when I am sure she’s been naked….if I was paying anyone a million dollars – there would be spread asshole pics going down…. But I don’t have a million dollars and I get the spread asshole pics for free since girls are fun…but you get what I am saying and that is that I want more from this shoot… She’s also a very important person because she’s JEWISH and brings hope to JEWISH men everywhere that they will end up with a Portman and not a Schumer because Portman even in her middle age is still hot… Very important…. The post Natalie Portman for Miss Dior of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
SPAIN is killing it with their nude photoshoots…this is the third or fourth one in the last few days. I guess the catholic country is into nude bitches – because why wouldn’t they be. Naked is great and if America put the guns down for a second they’d realize that titties don’t make you crazy…even when you’re crazy for titties… She is the replacement for Adriana Lima at Victoria’s secret reminding us that we are all replaceable…even when your ego doesn’t want to admit that there are people who can do your useless standing around half naked job as good, if not better than you, even though you have 10 years experience standing around half naked, because you don’t like admitting that what you get paid millions for is a joke, requires no talent, and isn’t a real job even if you never have to work again…. She’s from Portugual, she’s likely a fisherman’s daughter, she’s got great lips and most importantly she is skinny and defends skinny girls in this fat world and that’s great because skinny lives matter. The post Sara Sampaio Nipples for GQ Spain of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alessandra Ambrosio has fake model tits…used to make girls feel inadequate about their tits…hoping their 50 dollar bra from Victoria’s Secret will save…which will work, if they take Alessandra Ambrosio’s lead and buy a set of tits..that have nothing to do with their bras her employer makes in “sweatshops” overseas to sell back to middle of the road American mall shopper …unless they work for the brand and get paid millions a year… I know what you’re thinking..who gives a fuck about what might as well is a 100 year old model and her nipples through a see through shirt. I guess I am stuck in the past…I run a fucking blog…that’s pretty late 90s…like Ambrosio’s sex appeal… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Fake Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here is unappreciative, back pedaling, American Hating, but not American hating when America turned on her and she had to explain that she’s young, and has some learning to do, please don’t cancel her tour, she’s a cunt, she didn’t mean what she said, she just said it, because she didn’t know she was on camera, and after knowing she was on camera, had to spin it… So based on who she is as a person, she probably wants to be wiping her ass with the flag…but instead she’ll just be cute about it…and I’ll support any booty shaking… The post Ariana Grande’s Booty Shake of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In 2006 or 2007, I met Bronques from LastNightsParty….he was this nomadic character that traveled the world, going to all the hottest parties, taking some of the hottest pics at those parties, creating a brand of real life, documentary of these party girls, often times involving them posed, flashing, naked, being amazing… He was a master director, would get girls who weren’t models posing, and looking amazing, and over the last 8 or 9 years I’ve run into him all over the place, I’ve seen girls I know naked on his WEBSITE – LastNightsParty.com …and today I got these pics in my email from his mailing list..and I was just like “OMG BOOOBS, I LOVE BOOBS”… You see, posed photoshoots aren’t my thing, but real life snapshots of girls…showing off their bodies, of all shapes…is my jam…so follow LastNightsParty everywhere…he’s one of the originals… TO see the rest of LastNightsParty CLICK HERE The post Some Babe for LastNightsParty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Daria Werbowy is some 30 year old Polish born refugee who was taken in by Canada when she was 3, escaping rationed toilet paper and a life of working the traveling circus or sex trade, but rather chose a life of hockey, maple syrup, Avril Lavigne and Igloo building before being saved by the model industry for being tall and awesome and able to turn her back on Canada like it was Poland, to live the life of luxury that she’s living…and really, I think most people would do the same thing…turn your back on the place that saved you, with my TAX dollars, you unappreciative twat…go live your sugar baby life…doing photoshoots…getting naked and slutty…all because of my people…disgusting…but not overly disgusting that I wouldn’t want her to ride my face, but I would definitely, have a stern talking to her pussy before I dove in…it’s the Canada way to deal with conflict… The post Daria Werbowy For Porter Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kylie Jenner is 17. Kylie Jenner should not be promoting Butt Enhancing creams… If anyone has ever been 17, they’ll know the girls they knew at 17, are already naturally enhanced, or as enhanced as their asses will ever be… Not to mention, Kylie Jenner at 17, may have plastic surgery, and that’s ridiculous, bitch is at her fucking prime… If she’s using butt enhancement cream, which she isn’t, she get paid millions to do this, and if any other 17 year olds are buying it…because Kylie Jenner endorsed it, these idiots are fucking doomed…cuz their booties have peaked…and no cream can save that.. That said, Kylie Jenner is going to be in Montreal for her 18th birthday…let’s turn that Kylie Jenner butt enhancement cream to Kylie Jenner anal sex porn for the internet…cuz she’ll be legal…and will pay more than Kylie Jenner butt enhancement cream… HEre are some of her snaps: Her sick with Syphilis cuz she fucks dirt Her getting a shot for the Syphilis Here Lips… The post Kylie Jenner is Promoting Butt Enhancement Cream of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wish I was sucked into Kylie Jenner as much as the rest of the world, but I am more compelled by her snapchat than I should be. I don’t even follow her shit, I’m lazy, but anything good ends up on the internet, and it’s always weird enough for me to watch…partially because she looks like a 40 year old mom or pornstar with bad plastic surgery, something she probably got from her sister, who is old enough to be her mom….but she also does all this hip hop dancing…and showing off her tits…and in this edition, eating a pastry that is fed to her by one of her friends who is her friend because she’s Kylie Jenner, or is on payroll, as these things happen… It may not be as remarkable as her getting gas for the paparzzi, but I think it is, and this is probably all just a snapchat campaign….that I hope ends up in her own snapchat sex video, because that’s her family responsibility she’s been training for all her life….because I guess fucking black dudes is good for business…it reminds me of that Sandra Bullock movie where they adopt the black kid to get into the NFL because their own white kid is too homo….you know…living out that dream… Doesn’t matter, because the sex tape hasn’t happened, even if Khloe Kardashian admits to listening to them have sex…paving they way for the inevitable snap porn, but these snapchats speak to that…a little preview if you will, just imagine the chocolate phallus was 4 times the size… Here’s a few more… On and the Gas Pumping pics people loved yesterday… The post Kylie Jenner Loves Brown Phallus of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Moss is my favorite, and I guess also the favorite of a lot of people, and I am not really sure why the world loves her, but I know why I love her, and that’s because she was a big deal in the 90s, pretty much banged out every dude, had a kid in the process that she probably has never met, because she’s too busy living the good life, full of toplessness and partying… It’s like I’ve seen her nipples, her relaly long nipples, consistently…well into her 50s, I assume she’s 50…and she’s still bringing them out and looking amazing doing it… I guess the whole Kate Moss won’t die…and will never die…because she’s a fucking legend, has something to do with being hot, but more to do with her just getting paid millions to be in photoshoots, just doing her thing, before everything was public and people were doing every move in a calculated, to be seen and to get followers kind of way… Plus, I am all about her ripping lines of cocaine, having unprotected sex with rockstars you know do heroin, just embodying “cool”..before cool was a calculated thing….filled will assholes trying too fucking hard…to be liked, or noticed…I’m talking to you Cara Delevingne you fame wanting cunt… Here she is in a magazine like she’s not 100 years old, because she’s not, she’s immortal.. The post Kate Moss for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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