Shenise Breslin is a model with 1800 followers on her instagram She is obviously Abigail Breslin’s sister from Australia who was not cast to be Little Miss Sunshine, so she’s gone off on her own to do her own thing, and pave her own way in LA, living in Abigail’s basement, or above her garage since there are no basements in LA…only she’s still in Australia being a little miss Sunshine of her own, from the Sunshine Coast, is that what they call Australia? I don’t know..she’s a hot, probably drunk like all Australians, who get half naked, and for that…we prefer her to fat Abigail who probably isn’t even her sister…but who this Shenise chick pretends is her sister to get into parties…since she only has 1800 followers which means she barely exists…I know local dudes with more social media presence and they don’t have big fake tits to exploit half naked…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Shenise Breslin Got Them Wet Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
On Wednesday night, ABC aired an updated version of the classic movie Dirty Dancing. No one really knows why. It starred Abigail Breslin in the role made famous on the big screen by Jennifer Grey and Colt Prattes in the role previously played by Patrick Swayze… and it was met with universal disdain by every single person who tuned in for it. More or less, that is. Scroll down for a summary of Twitter reaction to the Dirty Dancing remake and then let's never talk about it again. Let's go ahead and put this awful film in the corner, if you will… 1. Listen to Jack Donaghy Can we please shut this thing down? 2. And Also to Jonah Hill No, ABC. Just… no. 3. You Had One Job! And we’re not talking about the carrying of a watermelon. 4. Seriously Like, SERIOUSLY. 5. Well, Someone Did But they really should not have. 6. No Offense to Chris Farley But this sums it up. View Slideshow
Little Miss Sunshine has recently changed her name to Big Mamma Sunshine.. That’s all I got. The post Abigail Breslin is Big Miss Sunshine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Michael Clifford of 5 Seconds of Summer confessed that his tattoo and hair give him away as the subject of his ex-girlfriend Abigail Breslin’s new song.
I’ve met Tyler Shields , he was with some young hot model who I wanted to marry without knowing, but she was too busy working the photographer to be his subject and to make herself more high profile…as these things tend to always go… At least, when it comes to photographers…who aren’t gay…the only reason I straight dude would ever get into photography or DJing or music in general…or even sports is the pussy… He seemed like a good dude and his pictures are theatrical, maybe even a little on the cheesy side, but his friends are famous, his product is fine, and he makes huge money selling his shit…so he’s obviously onto something… And that something is taking pics of 17 year old Abigail Breslin naked, in a towel, etc…because she’s probably actually in her 20s, it’s just that she had to lie about her age to book Little Miss Sunshine.. I don’t know much, but I know Tyler Shields isn’t a pedophile, because 17 is legal in Canada, more importantly, the difference between 17 and 18 really isn’t much..it’s not he shot these when she was Little Miss Sunshine… Here are the pics…and BUY HIS BOOK
Representing a slightly skewed take on 2004’s Cellular crossed with a lobotomized Silence of the Lambs , Brad Anderson’s high-concept thriller The Call would be an unremarkable bit of women-in-peril dreck were it not for two distinguishing factors — the sexualized sadism inflicted upon the half-dressed 16-year-old Abigail Breslin, and the equally sadistic Sideshow Bob coiffure affixed to the otherwise lovely Halle Berry. These indignities aside, there’s little to differentiate this high-pitched screamer from a particularly feverish Law and Order rerun, and it might be tough for such a film to dial in sizable auds to theaters. One of the more high-profile films to bear the WWE Studios label in recent years, The Call features no actual grappling, yet it shows the fingerprints of its benefactor in the presence of wrestling star David Otunga, as well as a serial-killer villain (Michael Eklund) who seems less psychopath than juice-head. Perhaps it’s unfair to blame the producers for the film’s overwrought tempo, but whatever the cause, the pic’s dunderheaded emotional timbre is miles removed from the relative class of director Anderson’s previous efforts The Machinist and Transsiberian , confusing macho aggression for menace, and tightly framed screaming for suspense. Berry stars as Jordan, a hotshot 911 operator who rules over the bustling call center known as “the Hive” — we know she’s a star when co-workers casually ask her for the institutional code for a multiple stabbing. Featuring some nice aerial photography of Downtown Los Angeles, the pic expends 10 minutes laying character foundations involving Jordan’s unseen cop father, her handsome LAPD-officer boyfriend (Morris Chestnut), and her charged relationship with an unsympathetic supervisor, then disregards these details entirely once the action gets rolling. Receiving a 911 call from a teenage girl in the midst of a home invasion, Jordan concocts an elaborate strategy to help her evade the predator, but gives the girl away by hitting the redial button when the call is cut off. (Berry’s character will similarly vacillate between Jason Bourne-like ingenuity and howling stupidity throughout the remainder of the film.) The girl is abducted and murdered by the unseen, catchphrase-spouting killer, and the guilt-ridden Jordan takes a leave of absence. Try as she might, Jordan can’t avoid the call to heroism, which arrives soon, via another emergency call. Teenage Casey (Breslin), has been drugged and kidnapped from a mall parking lot, and wakes up in the trunk of a car speeding down the freeway. Through some needlessly convoluted plot machinations, she has a friend’s untraceable pay-as-you-go cell phone in her pocket, and Jordan must don the headset once again to talk her out of harm’s way. It’s here that the film generates its only real sparks of invention, as the desk-bound Jordan is forced to coach the hysterical teen though a series of ruses to try to tip off passers-by. Unspooling more or less in real-time, the pursuit sequences manage to evoke the primary appeal of such high-concept material, for which one happily suspends disbelief just to see how long the filmmakers can stick to the premise. But no sooner can you say “this time … it’s personal” than the film disengages completely, running Jordan through some paint-by-numbers Nancy Drew routines, and veering toward the ickily exploitative as it invents reasons to remove Breslin’s shirt and tie her up. Berry is enough of a pro to muddle through yet another underwhelming star vehicle with her dignity intact, and Breslin acquits herself well enough for a problematic role in which she’s forced to cry and scream nearly continuously. Eklund is a hulking, malevolent presence, though his scrambled-brow attempt at a psychopathic glare provoked gales of laughter at the screening attended. Whether it’s the odd directorial tic of freeze-framing during moments of violence — perhaps intended to suggest a sort of rage-induced blackout, but which feels like a projector glitch — or the offputting cadence shifts in editing, the film hits a number of unusual technical notes, yet the overall quality is solid. Practical effects and freeway footage are well handled, as are the scenes contained entirely within the trunk of a car. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
‘Don’t be the first one on the dance floor,’ Zac Efron tells MTV News. By Christina Garibaldi Zac Efron Photo: MTV News New Year’s Eve is a night of celebration with family and friends, but it can also be one of the most-stressful nights of the year. Tough questions must be answered about what to do and what to wear in order to have a memorable end to the year. Well, we at MTV News can’t give you those answers, but with help from the stars of this year’s box office hit “New Year’s Eve,” we can tell you what not to do in order to avoid disaster as you ring in 2012. “[Don’t] plan an important evening,” Jessica Biel told us at the New York City premiere of “New Year’s Eve.” “Don’t do that, because it’s too much pressure. If you’re planning on having the best night of the year, you will have the worst night of the year. Do nothing, and then see what happens.” And it seems like co-star Abigail Breslin agrees that you can’t plan to have the perfect night. “[Don’t] put too much pressure on it; just let things happen, kind of like fate,” Breslin said. “Just let things go how they’re meant to go.” Director Garry Marshall has some advice for all those girls who are waiting for their New Year’s kiss: “Don’t wear a lot of lipstick, because with a little luck, they’re gonna kiss you, and you may kiss more than one guy!” Marshall said, laughing. If your plans entail heading out on the town, make sure you take Zac Efron’s advice before you bust out those dance moves. “Don’t be the first one on the dance floor — wait,” Efron said. “Let two people get out there, and then go get a circle going, then get it going, pop it out, Michael Jackson moves.” Still haven’t figured out your New Year’s plans? Check out MTV’s “NYE in NYC 2012” airing live at 11 p.m. ET/PT (10 Central) Saturday from Times Square. The event will be hosted by Demi Lovato and Tyler Posey with performances by Mac Miller, Selena Gomez, J. Cole and Jason Der
Critics complain of the movie’s crowded cast and ‘half-dozen trivial subplots.’ By Kevin P. Sullivan Lea Michele in “New Year’s Eve” Photo: Warner Bros. Pictures How many stars does it take to make a successful romantic comedy? Whatever the right answer may be, the reviews for “New Year’s Eve” indicate that two dozen is probably too many. The follow-up to last year’s successful “Valentine’s Day,” the star-packed rom-com modeled on “Love Actually,” has earned some of the worst reviews of the year, with critics complaining of over-jammed story lines and convenient storytelling. Check out our roundup of the reviews to help you decide whether to check out “New Year’s Eve” this weekend. The Story “Elsewhere in the great big city, a wondrous toy, just made for a girl and boy: Ashton Kutcher and Lea Michele are stuck in an elevator together. Robert De Niro lies dying in a hospital, hoping to see the ball drop from the rooftop one last time. Halle Berry is his nurse. Michelle Pfeiffer is the mousy record company executive who cuts loose with the help of hopped-up delivery boy-man Zac Efron . Katherine Heigl (playing a Type-A control freak, for a change) and Jon Bon ‘Blas
New Year’s Eve premiered tonight in Los Angeles. The film, which [seemingly] stars every actor in Hollywood, debuted at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre on Monday night. In attendance were the film’s stars: Zac Efron, Ashton Kutcher, Lea Michele, Katherine Heigl, Abigail Breslin, Sofia Vergara, Josh Duhamel and wife Fergie! Follow Hollywood.TV on Facebook @ facebook.com