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OK, so I know these are just pictures of Megan Fox loading her trunk after a trip to Whole Foods and not a sexy lingerie shoot for a major magazine, but trust me, after the last few yawn-worthy posts I’ve done on Megan, this is more like. Because at least we’re getting treated to a few shots of her MILF booty in a pair of tight jeans. And it’s good to see Megan’s got a little junk in her trunk again, and no, I’m not talking about that mom SUV. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet
One thing I hate about mainstream media is the shitty, clever, bullshit puns that they apply to their stories… Like looking at this Brooke Burke digging through the junk in her trunk, while wearing leggings, that would make someone, like a dad, say “look at her junk in her trunk”….leading me to use it as the headline…making me just as pathetic, uncreative, and lame as them…everything I always hated…I have become.. But in my defence, Brooke Burke doesn’t inspire me to tell stories of partying around the world like she did for a cable network, before settling down and having a bunch of kids…probably because she settled down and had a bunch of kids…making her, even if still kinda hot like her Playboy past, a married mom…no one should care about…and probably don’t….but she’s got junk in her trunk. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
This is jacked up on so many levels… Body Of US Woman Found In Suitcase On Bali Resort, Victim’s Daughter & Boyfriend Arrested The body of an American woman who was beaten to death was discovered inside a suitcase abandoned in an Indonesian taxi and it looks like her 18-year-old daughter and the daughter’s boyfriend may be responsible. According to CNN reports: An 18-year-old American woman and her boyfriend have been arrested in connection with the killing of the woman’s mother, whose body was found inside a suitcase at a luxury hotel in Bali, CNN affiliate Trans TV reported Wednesday. Sheila von Weise Mack, 62, was found beaten to death and stuffed in a suitcase at the prestigious St. Regis Bali Resort on Tuesday, Djoko Hariutomo, the police chief of Denpasar, the capital of Bali, told the broadcaster. Her daughter, Heather Mack, and the daughter’s 21-year-old boyfriend, Peter Schaefer, were later found by police sleeping in a hotel room in Kuta, according to Trans TV. Kuta is a town about 10 kilometers (6 miles) away from the St. Regis. Police said that the couple told them that they had been taken captive at the resort Tuesday by an armed gang whose members killed Sheila, but that they later managed to escape, Trans TV reported. However, hotel workers and the taxi driver who turned in the body to police gave a different version of events. The taxi driver told police that Heather Mack and Schaefer hailed him at the St. Regis, placing one bag in the trunk and two more in the back seat, according to Trans TV. They then reportedly went back in to the hotel and did not return. After two hours went by, the taxi driver said he entered the hotel and spoke to employees, who went to the family’s rooms and found them empty. When the taxi driver and a manager opened the trunk, they saw blood on the luggage and drove the car to a police station, where the woman’s body was found inside a hard-sided grey piece of luggage, Trans TV reported. Police told the broadcaster that the woman was from Minnesota, according to her documents. But CNN could not immediately confirm her place of residence. The St. Regis is one of the most upmarket hotels on Bali, a popular tourist destination. Room rates at the resort start at $470 a night, according to its website. So messed up. Talk about vacation gone dead wrong. Those kids are looking guilty as hell, and you know the justice system doesn’t play over there. What could have happened to make them snap on Ma Dukes like that? Prayers go out to friends and family of the victim… R.I.P. to Sheila von Weise Mack APImages
Those Thai cabbies do NOT f*** around! American Executive Hacked To Death With Machete After Argument With Cabbie Over $2 Fare Via NYDailyNews A Thai taxi driver was charged with murder after police say he stabbed and slashed an American passenger to death over a fare worth less than $2. The Saturday night scuffle in Bangkok was partially caught on camera and shows a man — later identified as 32-year-old driver Chidchai Utmacha — wielding a long blade at his victim, authorities said Monday. Utmacha confessed to pulling a 12-inch machete from his trunk and hacking at Troy Lee Pilkington, but told police he acted in self-defense after the American charged at him. Pilkington got out of the taxi and refused to pay a 51 baht fare, or the equivalent of $1.60, which led to the deadly dispute, said police Lt. Col. Teerayut Maiplaeng. The surveillance footage shows the cabbie driver gripping a machete as the other man flails his arms and tries to grab the driver along a busy street. The two men then move out of the camera’s view. Seconds later, the sword-swinging driver reappears in the frame as he bolts from the scene. California-born Pilkington, 51, was living in Thailand for at least three years as a senior official at the American machinery company Caterpillar Inc. He spoke fluent Thai, Teerayut said. Utmacha told investigators that he picked up Pilkington from a department store and was driving him home. But his passenger claimed the meter was rigged, and then stormed out of the cab while they sat in traffic. Utmacha said the American then threw a cup of coffee at him when he demanded the fare. That’s when he pulled the blade from his trunk to threaten him, but the driver said Pilkington ran at him. The victim had a cut to his head, a stab wound to his chest and cuts to his left wrist, according to The Nation newspaper. Police identified the driver from the video footage and arrested him at his house on Sunday. The machete was found in a nearby canal, the Bankgkok Post reported. How broke WAS this cabbie if he has to murder a guy over 2 fawking dollars?! SMH R.I.P. Troy Lee Pilkington Image via YouTube
So a couple weeks ago, I pointed out Britney Spears ‘ legs had gotten a little bigger. But judging from these new pictures, it looks like all that junk moved into her trunk over the past 10 days. I had no idea Britney had been covering up a badonkadonk like this. It must be from all that healthy eating she does at McDonald’s and Target. Either way, I’d definitely have a piece of that booty as part of a balanced diet. Tasty. Related Articles: Britney Spears Gets Hot And Colorful Britney Spears Is A Nude Womanizer Britney Spears Attempts A Booty Shot Britney Spears Gets Sexy For OUT Magazine Photos: Fameflynet
Representing a slightly skewed take on 2004’s Cellular crossed with a lobotomized Silence of the Lambs , Brad Anderson’s high-concept thriller The Call would be an unremarkable bit of women-in-peril dreck were it not for two distinguishing factors — the sexualized sadism inflicted upon the half-dressed 16-year-old Abigail Breslin, and the equally sadistic Sideshow Bob coiffure affixed to the otherwise lovely Halle Berry. These indignities aside, there’s little to differentiate this high-pitched screamer from a particularly feverish Law and Order rerun, and it might be tough for such a film to dial in sizable auds to theaters. One of the more high-profile films to bear the WWE Studios label in recent years, The Call features no actual grappling, yet it shows the fingerprints of its benefactor in the presence of wrestling star David Otunga, as well as a serial-killer villain (Michael Eklund) who seems less psychopath than juice-head. Perhaps it’s unfair to blame the producers for the film’s overwrought tempo, but whatever the cause, the pic’s dunderheaded emotional timbre is miles removed from the relative class of director Anderson’s previous efforts The Machinist and Transsiberian , confusing macho aggression for menace, and tightly framed screaming for suspense. Berry stars as Jordan, a hotshot 911 operator who rules over the bustling call center known as “the Hive” — we know she’s a star when co-workers casually ask her for the institutional code for a multiple stabbing. Featuring some nice aerial photography of Downtown Los Angeles, the pic expends 10 minutes laying character foundations involving Jordan’s unseen cop father, her handsome LAPD-officer boyfriend (Morris Chestnut), and her charged relationship with an unsympathetic supervisor, then disregards these details entirely once the action gets rolling. Receiving a 911 call from a teenage girl in the midst of a home invasion, Jordan concocts an elaborate strategy to help her evade the predator, but gives the girl away by hitting the redial button when the call is cut off. (Berry’s character will similarly vacillate between Jason Bourne-like ingenuity and howling stupidity throughout the remainder of the film.) The girl is abducted and murdered by the unseen, catchphrase-spouting killer, and the guilt-ridden Jordan takes a leave of absence. Try as she might, Jordan can’t avoid the call to heroism, which arrives soon, via another emergency call. Teenage Casey (Breslin), has been drugged and kidnapped from a mall parking lot, and wakes up in the trunk of a car speeding down the freeway. Through some needlessly convoluted plot machinations, she has a friend’s untraceable pay-as-you-go cell phone in her pocket, and Jordan must don the headset once again to talk her out of harm’s way. It’s here that the film generates its only real sparks of invention, as the desk-bound Jordan is forced to coach the hysterical teen though a series of ruses to try to tip off passers-by. Unspooling more or less in real-time, the pursuit sequences manage to evoke the primary appeal of such high-concept material, for which one happily suspends disbelief just to see how long the filmmakers can stick to the premise. But no sooner can you say “this time … it’s personal” than the film disengages completely, running Jordan through some paint-by-numbers Nancy Drew routines, and veering toward the ickily exploitative as it invents reasons to remove Breslin’s shirt and tie her up. Berry is enough of a pro to muddle through yet another underwhelming star vehicle with her dignity intact, and Breslin acquits herself well enough for a problematic role in which she’s forced to cry and scream nearly continuously. Eklund is a hulking, malevolent presence, though his scrambled-brow attempt at a psychopathic glare provoked gales of laughter at the screening attended. Whether it’s the odd directorial tic of freeze-framing during moments of violence — perhaps intended to suggest a sort of rage-induced blackout, but which feels like a projector glitch — or the offputting cadence shifts in editing, the film hits a number of unusual technical notes, yet the overall quality is solid. Practical effects and freeway footage are well handled, as are the scenes contained entirely within the trunk of a car. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
(YouTube Link) Crazy Dave’s new video has made him the latest YouTube sensation, and proves that he does more than sell stuff out of his trunk and help homeowners battle waves of invading zombies. Plant yourself in a chair and enjoy! -via Destructoid Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Neatorama Discovery Date : 16/09/2011 03:00 Number of articles : 2
Here is Dennis Rodman cross dressing for attention, you know cuz he’s wild and crazy, and based on the Ed Hardy hat, I can only assume being fashionable isn’t really in his top priorities, and the whole thing looks pretty fucking gay….and you probably like that, you know the sports idol of your youth in the satin fabric you love rubbing up against cuz it is so soft, all at the same time….because I know slipping on some ladies underwear doen’t mean you like sucking dick or taking it up the ass…but if you get turned onto pictures of men in women’s clothing…may mean that you do… On a sidenote, I had a gay experience today….I was at the coffee shop and some gay dude was serving me….he had a spanish flavor to him, no homo….I didn’t taste him….but I did ask for a “Large Colombian” and his fucking eyes lit up….forcing me to say “no homo”…which was one of the only times I can remember actually saying that shit to a gay person I didn’t know in a seemingly gay situation…it made me laugh… Here’s Dennis/Denise the cross dressing wild man begging to get noticed….when all he really had to do for that is release the Carmen Electra sex tape….you know since they were married and there’s a small chance this camy is hers…. Who cares…
First we go for a jog in our tight little pants that ride up our cunt as our little firm titties bounce as much as they can….. Then we load the trunk of our BMW Z4…. Then we remember that none of these distractions can make a bitch forget how she’s second rate to her sister….the kind of inner-torment that leads to awesomeness….awesomeness I’m anxiously awaiting….
