I don’t know how it is humanly possible to be as hot as Elsa Hosk . It just doesn’t make sense. I walk the streets everyday and not once have I spotted such a creature. And I live in a big city! Anyway, she probably some alien species we are not aware of. She could be very dangerous.
Cardi B Runs Down Her Everyday Makeup Routine It’s safe to say that since Cardi B is constantly doing a number of shows and appearances, she probably has a make-up artist dolling her up pretty much everyday. But when she isn’t getting super glam, Belcalis has a makeup routine of her own–and she’s going through all of her steps in just 90 seconds. Sit back and watch as Bardi effortlessly applies her daily face paint in just 90 seconds (thanks to some editing, of course). Continue reading →
Heather Graham is old…she’s rocking some coconuts…which is literal, not reference to her tits, I’m autistic like that…even though she’s in a bikini and you can assume there are tits involved in this outfit…and she’s known for her tits. She’s skinny, she’s looking good, she probably thinks she’s important….and she is because that roller girl was a hot thing to me back when it happened in 1999 in Boogie Nights, one of Mark Whalberg’s best movies that I am amazed he thinks was his worst after all the shit he’s done… Sure the tits, and amazing bush was close to 20 years ago…but she’s managed to survive, maintain, I mean as much as you can, she’s only human I assume… The post Heather Graham Bikini Coconuts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I am writing this post because this woman is apparently and actress…her name is Trieste Kelly Dunn and NO ONE has ever heard of her…but her leaked pics, we’ll call her marketing campaign, are hilarious to me, not because I laugh at nudes, I fucking love nudes, but because people are so careless with their nudes then cry when people get access to them…but probably not in this case, in this case shit is welcomed, all press good press since no one knows who the fuck she is… I mean the fact that someone even hacked her shit knowing she has zero fans and has never been heard of is just further proof that all this is some big lie….like all these actors pool together and say “who wants to get some media attention, send nudes”… And nudes she fucking sent..Because really who would think to hack Trieste Kelly Dunn….the answer is NO ONE… She’s 36…a little too old for this behavior…but I’ll still look..but it can’t be her – it must be her lookalike….and she looks pretty fit to me… The post Trieste Kelly Dunn Lookalike Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Zac Efron apparently used to bang some girl named Sami Miro….who is a supposed LA model…with 150,000 followers after leveraging her relationship with Zac Efron as hard as she could…you know basic marketing…and now she’s in a nude picture scandal that she probably set up because no one was googling her anymore and she was smart enough to include some EFRON in the mix….as he’s good for fucking business.. But then again, no one knows who Sami Miro is, so it’s safe to say this is totally not her and just a lookalike one of her many fans photoshopped to look more like her – as that’s the basic hustle of these famewhores who even have pics like this of themselves on their phones they mysteriously misplace so that it gets leaked… The post Zac Effron Lookalike and his Ex Girlfriend Lookalike in some Nudes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s Hilary Duff – the girl who fucks her trainer – in a pair of leggings popping her hip out in a way that you can see her muscular booty her trainer built on her – like he’s some kind of sculptor, who takes rich and famous empty souls – and builds them up through squats, elastic bands and other nonsense….and her tongue is out in a way that you know she probably licks his ass while jerking him off…as girls do these days…more than they did in years gone by…possibly thanks to be married to a homosexual….but possibly due to porn…. All this to say….I like her lower body strength.. The post Hilary DUff Fitness Inspiration of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently there was a Tara Reid / Jenny McCarthy fight on her radio show… Tara Reid is Amazing, I mean mainly amazing because she’s not dead – yet looks like some kind of walking corpse – the kind of body any necorphiliac in trianing, you know – the kind of person not quite ready to fuck a dead body would like – and I’m sure based on her level of skinny that she probably doesn’t have much energy to resist or thrust back…and if anything sticking your dick in her may end up with her uterus all over your dick – like she was Courtney Stodden after her miscarriage we can assume was never a pregnancy – because fame whores are disgusting…but not as disgusting as Tara Reird’s body training for some zombie apocalypse straight to NETFLIX film she’s been preparing for the last 10 years of her life – by being dead on the inside… and dead looking on the outside… The post Tara Reid is Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lottie Hayes is not famous, but she’s a model….and she’s skinny and she gets topless…so she probably will get famous…already on covers of magazines without having a huge internet following, giving me hope that the world will stop casting people based on followers. It’s idiotic but makes sense but unfortunately makes cunts too much money they don’t need… Lottie looks young young, she’s interesting enough looking in the most basic of ways. She’s from the UK, she has all her teeth now that the UK has modern dental technology and it’s not the industrial revolution where everywhere is covered in an inch of coal dust, fighting for a piece of meat, in their sewer-less flats… She’s not a character or orphan in a Dickens story, but would probably be more interesting if she was, but I guess showing her nipples is enough to be considered in this nipple loving era of nipples. Hey Lottie – I see your nipples. Long gone are the days of a lady being a lady at a garden party riding bikes side saddle…it all happened when we gave them the right to vote. The post Lottie Hayes Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If I were Kim, I'd kill her. Kocktails With Khloe is supposed to be a talk show with guests hosted by Khloe Kardashian, but in it the reality star winds up talking about herself and her famous family an awful lot. In this clip, she brings up her sister Kim Kardashian's struggle to lose weight post-pregnancy. Khloe begins by recounting a memory from her own heavier days when she would be on photo shoots with her sisters and stylists would say they had nothing fashionable that would fit her size. She said that her sisters would stick up for her and refuse to do the shoot, and then segued into the story about Kim – and it seems the tables have turned. Now that Khloe has slimmed down , Kim is the one having trouble finding stylish clothes for her body. According to Khloe, the two were at a recent photo shoot and Kim complained that she had lost three pounds but still nothing fit. “I was like, Kim, your tits are like 50 pounds each!” Khloe told her. “You're breastfeeding… Don't weigh yourself!” It's no secret that Kim has been stressed out about losing weight ever since giving birth to son Saint back in December. But while the image-obsessed Kim probably expects gossip about her weight woes from the tabloids, she probably isn't thrilled about her sister blabbing about it. Watch below:
Lana Del Rey has zero sex appeal, but her songs are just so on point, meaning sex appeal doesn’t matter…. When she’s showing her thigh in obscure market Vogue magazine, it’s higher concept, less sensationalized, or desperate than someone who also has no sex appeal, but has hit songs…Lady Gaga… I call this “Straight from Lake Placid Private Schools…”….because that’s pretty much her story, where all the inner torment happened…small Olympic towns in upstate New York that vistors would say “this is so cute, it’s like out of a movie or even Europe, OMG they even have a Starbucks”…but beneath that Starbucks on mainstreet surface…there is darkness..sultry voiced darkness…that is Lana Del Rey… The post Lana Del Rey for Vogue Turkey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .