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Trieste Kelly Dunn Lookalike Erotica of the Day

I am writing this post because this woman is apparently and actress…her name is Trieste Kelly Dunn and NO ONE has ever heard of her…but her leaked pics, we’ll call her marketing campaign, are hilarious to me, not because I laugh at nudes, I fucking love nudes, but because people are so careless with their nudes then cry when people get access to them…but probably not in this case, in this case shit is welcomed, all press good press since no one knows who the fuck she is… I mean the fact that someone even hacked her shit knowing she has zero fans and has never been heard of is just further proof that all this is some big lie….like all these actors pool together and say “who wants to get some media attention, send nudes”… And nudes she fucking sent..Because really who would think to hack Trieste Kelly Dunn….the answer is NO ONE… She’s 36…a little too old for this behavior…but I’ll still look..but it can’t be her – it must be her lookalike….and she looks pretty fit to me… The post Trieste Kelly Dunn Lookalike Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Zac Effron Lookalike and his Ex Girlfriend Lookalike in some Nudes of the Day

Zac Efron apparently used to bang some girl named Sami Miro….who is a supposed LA model…with 150,000 followers after leveraging her relationship with Zac Efron as hard as she could…you know basic marketing…and now she’s in a nude picture scandal that she probably set up because no one was googling her anymore and she was smart enough to include some EFRON in the mix….as he’s good for fucking business.. But then again, no one knows who Sami Miro is, so it’s safe to say this is totally not her and just a lookalike one of her many fans photoshopped to look more like her – as that’s the basic hustle of these famewhores who even have pics like this of themselves on their phones they mysteriously misplace so that it gets leaked… The post Zac Effron Lookalike and his Ex Girlfriend Lookalike in some Nudes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Tits for Snapchat from a Playboy Shoot of the Day

Bella Thorne is doing Playboy, but not the good Playboy of years ago, the new playboy, that is less edgy than other men’s magazines…or fashion magazines… So she won’t be showing tit, she will be “suggestive”…and “instagram whore-y”…but her whole acting career, besides the role her mom played exploiting her is based on “instagram whory-y”….being as slutty as possible while trying to not come across as slutty…basic marketing tactics for basic fan base…to basically double click every pic…tricking execs that you’re a big deal….not because of your body, the half nakedness, the horniness, the fact she looks 40…but because of her raw…manipulative talent…. She’s the it-girl right now, no idea why, but I get emails about her and I get emails about nothing, so that’s how I know…people really like whatever it is shes doing…. Here she is humping a dog… VIDS The post Bella Thorne Tits for Snapchat from a Playboy Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Marnie Simpson is Fun of the Day

Marnie Simpson is not Jessica Simpson, but she’s on some show called…fuck I forget the name of the show, but it seems to be like Jersey Shore for the UK, ok, looked it up, it’s called Geordie Shore, so you’ve never heard of her, unless you’re from the UK, but you have now, because she’s popped on my Radar for being an exhibitionist trashcan who gets naked on SNAPCHAT for her fans, in her self promoting, because that’s what you gotta do when you’re a trasshy hot, stripper bitch, glamour model looking girl from the UK… THis isn’t pushing any boundaries, it’s more being as basic as possible, but pushing that getting naked on her instagram with the above picture, which in and of itself is the kind of “no bullshit” basic marketing I like…I mean what else do we want out of her..beyond seeing her naked… Either way, this is the premise of the show she’s been on for 5-7 Seasons… Join a group of up-for-it lads and lasses with six weeks to get buzzed in Newcastle. Amazing, genius, revolutionary even… but not as Amazing as how she uses SNAP. The post Marnie Simpson is Fun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Fat Thigh for Her Birthday of the Day

I don’t know if watching girls get older is really porn to you… I mean this isn’t going from 17 to 18 making the chastity belt that is her vagina open the flood gates for your penis, because you respect the law…. This is a 22 year old turning 23….just on the decline, rocking fat legs, because she’s pudgy….in This is not a celebration, this is an RIP to her being at her hottest she’s ever been….sure she’s still young, she’s still rich, she’s still Selena Gomez, but with every year her relevance declines, and to some that may be a celebration….just not to me… But I don’t mind staring at thick thighs…I got nothing else to do. The post Selena Gomez Fat Thigh for Her Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner in Bed of the Day

These people are so fucking calculated…and suck me in every fucking time… Because we are basic, this is basic marketing, it’s why we bought beer in the 80s…and cigarettes in the 60s… Speak to our penises…and we’ll listen… The post Kendall Jenner in Bed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexa Vega’s New Pants of the Day

Recently married, probably for citizenship, Alexa Vega, decided to show the world, and by world I mean Robert Rodriguez, the only person who hires her….her new fit body in a pair of leggings looking short and stumpy, but firm and fit…which luckily is the direction all these girls are taking…from X-Tina to Iza Goulart and other models…because fat is unhealthy, irresponsible, and should never be celebrated….ever…not even at an competitive eating event….not even for weirdos with BBW fetishes…that shit is poison..kill it…

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Sarah Hyland Doesn’t Like Her Titties Grabbed of the Day

So this is the story: Sarah was witnessed pushing the man away, and screamed, “Don’t touch me there!” Her security immediately stepped in to question the fan, and then passed the matter over to local police. After the incident, security removed Sarah from the venue via a rear door. This is her Publicist’s answer to her fans: Sorry to all the fans outside the #qantas event that I didn't get to say hi to but I had to leave due to an inappropriate touch of a fan — Sarah Hyland (@Sarah_Hyland) February 20, 2014 My opinion is that this girl is a little confused. Two days ago she’s producing FURRIES EROTICA…in Australia like some kind of fetish porn star….and then she’s all mad cuz she got her tit grabbed… I guess her mentor and co-star in her TV show hasn’t taught her all aspects of being a casting couch hooker in order to be an actress….you know it’s all part of the job…you know she probably got the “show tits to get noticed”…she probably got the “flirt with producers and money”…but the whole let fans touch you for a cheap thrill was skipped because she’s a big star and doesn’t need to deal with commoners.. Actresses are whores and puppets who we make relevant, and in that, they sign off their rights to not be grabbed and fondled…It’s the legitimate “she was wearing a short skirt’…excuse.. The fact is that if I was there, I wouldn’t gone for her vag.

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Gigi Hadid Topless for V Magazine of the Day

Gigi Hadid is a young Guess model from Malibu, who you can assume is a rich kid, who I can assume understands basic marketing that when you have something solid like a Guess Campaign and more importantly being a Sports Illustrated Rookie, which to the average person with any level of taste wouldn’t really care about or even notice…since SI is for poor white people…but that I guess is getting her a fan base that makes for perfect time to show her tits for fashion in V Magazine…in efforts to be taken more seriously as a model, or maybe to just to put herself out there, tits first, as models do, and I am not complaining…young model tits are my business..I need them to go on…even when their name is Gigi like some Jewish Grandmother in Florida at Bingo I tried to fuck my way into her will years ago…Gigi..like some kind of Vaudeville or burlesque act at the local stripclub…I don’t get how anyone can go by that name and be taken seriously…but I guess…Tits…is all that matters…TITS. To see all the Sports Illustrated Shit CLICK HERE

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Gigi Hadid Topless for V Magazine of the Day

Gigi Hadid is a young Guess model from Malibu, who you can assume is a rich kid, who I can assume understands basic marketing that when you have something solid like a Guess Campaign and more importantly being a Sports Illustrated Rookie, which to the average person with any level of taste wouldn’t really care about or even notice…since SI is for poor white people…but that I guess is getting her a fan base that makes for perfect time to show her tits for fashion in V Magazine…in efforts to be taken more seriously as a model, or maybe to just to put herself out there, tits first, as models do, and I am not complaining…young model tits are my business..I need them to go on…even when their name is Gigi like some Jewish Grandmother in Florida at Bingo I tried to fuck my way into her will years ago…Gigi..like some kind of Vaudeville or burlesque act at the local stripclub…I don’t get how anyone can go by that name and be taken seriously…but I guess…Tits…is all that matters…TITS. To see all the Sports Illustrated Shit CLICK HERE

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